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Your friend is not Brennan Lee Mulligan. Your friend is not capable of being Brennan Lee Mulligan. They tried to be Brennan Lee Mulligan, and they got burnt out. Your friend. Is not. Brennan Lee Mulligan.
having been talking and thinking about Actual Play podcasts for a few days, I think it's worth noting that the idea of the always-prepared always-witty DM who comes up with these things on the fly is as much a performance as the dragon he's voicing; these are professional products, generally with a team of people to help write scenarios, a lot of off-screen discussion with the players, and also EDITING so when something flops or they play through a scene and it doesn't work out, they can fix it.
the truth is not even Matthew Mercer (real life human being) is really Matthew Mercer (The DM from Critical Role)
happy pride month
this one kinda hurts when i see it every pride month. im glad to see an art piece of mine still circulating, and with nearly 100,000 notes too! it just hurts that im separated from it. everyone in the notes thinks im gone. im still here, but my potential community and connection is lost because im forgotten in place of the art. yeah, my deactivated profile does add to the profoundness of what i was saying, but i am still removed.
Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”
If the text says the curtains are blue you can argue about what that means; but if you’re going to claim they’re actually yellow you’d better have a really good argument.
i know the curtains better than the author. thank you for coming to my ted talk
Fandom has such unresolved mommy/daddy issues about authors. If you apply a little reading comprehension skills to my original post you’ll see I didn’t say anything at all about the author. You guys always make “interpretation” about your beef with the author. You’re all obsessed with the author. This post is just about deciphering what is there in canon. Figuring out what is being communicated by the canon itself with all the words and images and basic formal elements that are there in canon. That’s all it’s about. It really doesn’t matter if the author intentionally put all those things there in a pattern that might support the idea that this one character’s queer. That’s not what this is about. What matters is if you can compellingly argue there’s a pattern of evidence there. Or not. Everyone is conspiring together to make me go insane still adding shit about authorial intent on my post.
the important thing to remember about corporations is that they are so so stupid
this post brought to you by my ex employer claiming that they can't have done disability discrimination against me because there's no proof I had PTSD in January 2025, although they do admit I had it both four months before and six months after that
asked my lawyer if this was the dumbest thing she'd ever seen and she gave me the ol' dead eyed stare that has watched a thousand civilisations fall
if you want to actually start to end homelessness, you need to give homeless people unconditional homes, including when we use them to do drugs or sit around drinking. either housing is unconditional or it isn’t
someone sitting at home alone, an active alcoholic, squandering your charity, drinking all day is better situation than a street homeless alcoholic. someone using drugs in your charity house is better than them doing the same w no shelter
most of you would not like most street homeless people, I definitely don’t and didn’t when I was street homeless. for every one person who uses unconditional shelter to turn themselves around, someone else will do jack shit and very slowly, if ever, work through the issues that made them homeless, will maybe never be able to live independently. still better than street homelessness, still worth doing. ultimately either you believe that shelter should be universal or you don’t
homeless people actually can’t be rehabilitated if you want to end homelessness. we either affirm the right to shelter for the worst drunken, lying, filthy, cheating, self destructive homeless people that exist, genuinely irredeemable wankers, or we concede that shelter is not a right
This post is the distilled essence of everything I believe in.
I don’t care how horrible a homeless person is. I don’t care if they have zero ambition and want to just use drugs for the rest of their lives. I don’t care if they’re the biggest asshole you’ll ever meet. I don’t care what crimes they’ve committed. They’re still a better use of our tax money than bombs. They’re still more deserving than billionaires.
here's where to find it on windows 10
Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.
IT GETS WORSE
I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.
LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES
alright, time for some angst:D
this is about those two aus btw
Shoutout to ford pines, who found his codependent relationship with Stan suffocating when he was a teenager and then when Stan left his life, proceeded to spent the next decade+ of his life trying to get into another codependent relationship. Bro does not know how to not be half of a dynamic duo
he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain
I am desperate to see stan twins post canon..
I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.
Fire emanates from Bill's hand as it shakes Stan's, and the deal is sealed.
In a swift motion, the demon leaves behind a stone corpse, and its conscience shoots into Stan's mind. The man drops to his knees, eyes closed, unresponsive.
Ford doesn't have it in him to keep wearing his twin's fez, so he takes it off as he walks up to him.
On with the plan. Ford turns the wheel on the gun until it spells his brother's name— his real, full name, not the one he had apparently been using for 30 years.
He lifts his eyes to meet the figure in front of him. Stan's body stays rigid, even in such an uncomfortable position. It seems like it's somehow staring right at Ford, despite having his eyes closed.
Stanford can feel two pairs of eyes staring daggers into his back. The kids he's known for barely a few days, his actual family, the ones he's come to love so quickly and irrationally that it honestly scared him. He didn't know he was capable of feeling such emotions anymore, after everything.
Had Stan felt like that when he first met them? By the way he looked at them, the way he screamed and thrashed when Bill went after them and how he had threatened Ford himself about not putting them in danger, it was obvious that they were incredibly important to him.
"As far as I'm concerned, they're the only family I have left!"
Those words had stung, even if he had been too proud to admit it. Maybe he had tried to toss that comment aside because, at the end of the day, it was Ford who punched him after thirty years.
Thirty years of trying to save him by any means necessary.
It really isn't the moment to have such realizations, but they come to him nonetheless. Thirty years of reclusion, death-faking and tireless work to save Ford— nay, for the negligible chance that Ford was even alive at all. Thirty years of studying physics and engineering, without help from an all-knowing beast, without any help, without anyone.
The loneliness is all too familiar. Ford shudders.
All that knowledge and determination, all that hope and loyalty is about to get erased. Everything that makes Stan Stan, down to the very essence of the unruly kid with a tooth-gaped smile and a knack for petty theft and violence he used to know.
Ford points the gun at Stan's forehead, the metal now heavier than the fez felt, and tries unsuccessfully to keep his arms from shaking.
His brother waits none the wiser. Just like they planned.
The two pairs of eyes behind his back send arrows straight through his heart. They don't even know what's going to happen.
Stan's head is slightly tilted upwards, his glasses reflecting the cross-shaped tear in the sky.
Ford looks away as his finger rests over the trigger.
His twin brother.
Ford's jaw clenches.
Stanley.
His hands won't stop shaking. He needs to keep them steady and not miss, especially since he isn't looking.
Gone in one shot.
He can't.
Stanford lowers the gun slowly, the trigger untouched. He dares look back at his brother, who's still resting on his knees, and braces himself for the consequences of his cowardice.
That's when it hits him.
Possession —especially the Bill kind— happens almost immediately. He remembers seeing Bill playing around with the townsfolk and the undead's brains (or lack thereof), and neither of them remained themselves for more than a few second after he entered their minds. Bigger mindscapes took longer, logically, which usually meant older people with larger quantities of life and memories. But even the eldest would quickly succumb to Bill's influence, their smiles growing unnaturally big and their eyes turning yellow in barely 20 seconds.
The silent image before him can only mean one thing: Stan is giving Bill hell.
Ford smiles at the realization. Bill might be an all-powerful monster, but no one will pull up an uneven fight like Stanley Pines. Maybe his brother won't raise victorious this battle, but he's buying them time. Enough to deal with Bill from the outside, where he's the most vulnerable, while he's still busy trying (and failing, Ford reminds himself) to take a hold of Stan.
Stanford looks around. They need something to tie Stan's body for now, to make sure that he can't hurt anyone until they find a definite solution, one that doesn't involve opening his twin's scalp to insert a metal plate. There's no rope or tape laying around but... Ford's eyes land on the discarded chains that had been wrapped around his neck and wrists a few hours prior. Now that Bill is gone, they're no longer glowing, seemingly—
A hand shoots up and wraps around his neck. Ford hisses at the contact with the still recent burn marks, but that's all he can do before his whole body gives up on him.
"WOAH, THAT WAS A STUPID IDEA EVEN FOR YOU, BRAINIAC," Stan's distorted voice snickers. "DO YOU LIKE THE NEW OUTFIT?"
sorry i act weird when i’m uncomfortable and also when i’m comfortable
Saw the trailer for Nobody’s Fool (2018) today and I could only think about the Stan Twins.
The whole trailer itself is golden and you can watch it here.
Tie Nut & Bumbling Idiot
*putting my hand in the cavernous space between what you are and what you pretend to be, and wiggling it around* woah haha is there meant to be that much emptiness here? lol are you like okay bestie? omg this kind of tickles my hand does this tickle your nothing? #yournothing <3
it's okay for you to find this post sexual. I put the sensual feeling in there on purpose. you don't need to do weird posturing about it.
a friend has informed me that this post made its way to bluesky. they're putting pieces of my soul on other websites. I want to hear about it any time you see one. collect my evil screenshots, like a slenderman but I'm fat.