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my babysitter’s a vampire set in 2019 would be too powerful. benny tells mr stern, “sir, your vibes are disgusting” and he immediately dies. erica is a vsco girl who turns into an e girl upon being bitten. rory is a failing youtuber who doesn’t realize he doesn’t show up on camera and all his videos are essentially just his bedroom. ethan can predict all the latest memes with startling accuracy with his seer powers. they all “ok boomer” jesse to death. the episode die pods is with air pods. the way they kill it is exactly the same though

queerbennyweir

my babysitter’s a vampire episode we were robbed of, in no particular order

the one where they all have to shrink down to go inside someone’s body or something

the one where we find out what happened to benny’s mom

the one where a video game comes to life

the one where the gang plays dungeon and dragons and it comes to life

the one where they all bodyswap

the one with puberty related gags on how your bodies are “changing” and sarah gets sad that her body will never change

the one with mind control

the one with demonic or other entity possession

the one with time travel

the one with the secret underground cult

the one with several clones who are not initially evil but inevitably they turn evil

the one beach episode

the one with dinosaurs

the one where benny has to face his actual greatest fear that isn’t a cyberdentist

the one with other holidays, such as battling the easter bunny or maybe even santa claus

feel free to add more!

mikeshanlon

my babysitter’s a vampire is literally the most iconic televison program to date !!!!! try to tell me that if that shit was on a different network it wouldn’t have blown tf up and outsold all your faves it had miss teen wolf SHAKING !!!!!! we had supportive friendships, a badass black biracial female lead who was caring, smart, and empathatic and still got shit done. AND she got out of an abusive relationship. plus her friendship with erica outsold all of ur girl power ships. three loveable geeks who always did some dumb shit but fixed the problem in the end !!!!! that scene where ethan’s dad thought benny and ethan were dating and he didn’t even care !!??!! legendary. the theme song was a whole ass bop !!!! speaking of muse-a-tronics outsold with their smash hit ‘we want cake’. not only had a movie but a show ! a badass jewish grandma who was an EARTH PRIESTESS (not a witch as she says) who was better than literally all of ur faves and kept shit in line. those mfs even did the void!stiles storyline before teen wolf…… iconic lines and orignal plots…. mbav was paid dust and will rise again !!!!!!

My babysitters is a vampire is still relevant. Right?

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incorrect-mbav-quotes

Benny: What’s your biggest fear?

Ethan: Being forgotten.

Benny: Damn, that’s deep.

Benny: Mine is the koolaid man but I feel kinda stupid about it now.

introspectres

Posted this on twitter already but uhhh here we go again

farvann

finding a good song

finding a good song that fits your ocs/story

lookataleaf3000

one thing I’m grateful to my mom for is telling me from a very young age that if a man ever says he’ll kill me if I don’t do what he says, that I should fight and die. that it would be better to die than to be brought to a second location, it would be better to die instantly than live a little longer after god knows how much violation. i know that other people’s moms gave different advice, to be quiet so you can live and get away. little girls all got some kind of advice on what to do, though, huh? like… WHEN a man wants to hurt you. it’s surreal to think about how this shadow affects the landscape of girlhood

myothercarisauhaul-original

YES my mother said the same thing. Plus bite and scratch to get DNA, scream that you don’t know him, cause the biggest scene you can….but DO NOT get in a vehicle/go anywhere with him because “you have to assume that if you don’t get away right then, then you won’t get away at all”.

appropriately-inappropriate

Your mom was right. That is standard self-defence advice — fight, scratch, scream, aim for testicles, eyeballs and and the throat. Use your teeth, your nails, your elbows, whatever you can. Maul the fucker.

If someone grabs you and intends to move you towards a second location, fight like your life depends on it:

Because it does.

inqorporeal

And in case you think, “I’m smaller than him, I can’t do shit!” my trainer likes to tell this one:

Think of a cat. Cute, fluffy, adorable, right? Much smaller than you. Imagine picking up that cat… and then having a friend dump a bucket of water over it. Hell no, right? You’d get straight-up shredded. Even a big solid guy wouldn’t want to do that.

You don’t have to be the dude. You just gotta be the cat.