Im Homiesexual

please shoot me it's not a joke

[adulthoodisokay]

i enjoyed this very much, thank you andrew huang.

[awkward-helga]

So that’s what a unicorn sounds like

[faistyboyconnor]

Me when I learned tumblr is canceling tiddies

[sadspicyboi]

L

When i look at you,

i see the stars in your eyes

the fire in your soul

your gentleness

your beauty

your charming smile

i see your cute little quirks

i see you

and i love you

[sadspicyboi]

i fuckin love her so much like damn

[vintagedreamzzz-deactivated2024]

I can’t look into your eyes and not kiss you.

—nevermind

[stvnnababy]

I'm loyal and kinky af, what more could you want?

[maigredoll]

— sorry for being this way.

[sadspicyboi]

even though you probably won't see this, i'm sorry L

[stvnnababy]

I'm loyal and kinky af, what more could you want?

[mahou--shoujo]

“You have to learn to get up from the table when love is no longer being served.”

— Nina Simone (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[eggpuffs]

THE PEANUTS MOVIE MADE ME CRY

[sadspicyboi]

i'm. broken.

i'm so fucking broken. i don't know what to do anymore

[nottinghoe]

me

[zenpencils]

KEN ROBINSON ‘Full-body education’ (Ballet Boy part 1)

[thisclockworkheart]

Ok seriously this person it putting out important stuff.

[biasinboy-deactivated20220427]

romantic ways to confess your crush ranked from worst to best

15. feed her boyfriend to your plant (Little Shop of Horrors)

14. snap off his window lock and break into his bedroom (Heathers)

13. kiss her on her dead brother’s bed (Dear Evan Hansen)

12. make out with him on his gynecological examination table (Waitress)

11. propose (Falsettos)

10. show up at her work with a mixed bouquet and launch into an awkward yet terrifying speech about how you’re never, ever going away (Waitress)

9. get so drunk that you sleep through the deaths of all your friends, but wake up for his death (Les Misérables)

8. accidentally trip her in a roller rink, run away, and then apologize sweetly while a stranger dressed like Michael Jackson croons smooth jazz (The Band’s Visit)

7. give her a surprisingly moving speech about inevitable environmental catastrophe (Next to Normal)

6. baptize her (The Book of Mormon)

5. use a comma after dearest (Hamilton)

4. die in his arms in the midst of a revolution (Les Misérables)

3. reassure him that no matter what happens tomorrow, you’re here today fighting by his side (Newsies)

2. wish her goodnight in a hotel corridor, letting her take all the time she needs and giving yourself time, too (Bandstand)

1. wait patiently at her door until she is ready to either let you in or let you go (Amélie)

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[sexemulators]

[frickmoranis]

oof