Take back your life as your own

[humorblr]

[jakeperallta]

#OKAY BUT DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE TREVOR FLYING BY IN THE BACKGROUND????? (x)

[mulderscully]

The world is empty.

[roy-kent]

me, handing in my essays:

[fat-birds]

secretary bird walking around.

[handful-of-teeth-deactivated202]

behold

[perenial]

↳ mac mcdonald + text posts (5/?)

[bbs-gp]

There are two types of mental breakdown

[6balls]

today i finally put together a “book” that one of my classes wrote together last year and felt it was necessary to bring back this classic not-at-all-prompted contribution from a then 7 year old: “I got stuck in a castle. I was in its jail. They did not feeded me all I had was a porta potty. I was in jail because I didn’t even know there were taxes there. Except I lied. I read a lot about England and I decided I did not want to pay taxes.” 

[6balls]

please appreciate that this child was free to write about literally whatever she could imagine about herself time traveling and she wrote about being jailed for tax evasion in the middle ages

[otherwindow]

Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

Thank you for this bespoke nightmare

[nocontextgoodplace]

[montereybayaquarium]

BIOLOGY: hi welcome to the ocean let’s choose a body plan FISH: 🐟 WHALE: 🐋 SQUID: 🦑 CRAB: 🦀 JELLYFISH: ♨️ BIOLOGY: nice nice instant classics comb jellies what did y- LEUCOTHEA PULCHRA: LET’S GOOOOOOOO

[selinakylebat]

[rocktheholygrail]

[magnezone-deactivated20170108]

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[mystifyinglane]

[kaigonathus]

Second small dino plushie! It has only brown hues, even the black looking fur is actually dark brown!

[tgpgifs]