Mainly Meme Responses and Stupid Stuff

Blog for stupid remarks that are meme responses or otherwise not excessively dark, offensive, or hyper specific (those will be other blogs). This includes text, videos, images, and vocals (I already have two meme edits ready to record).

[sadzimo]

I may feel bad about certain things I think I have done while in a furor and panic, but at least I didn't levy tonnage without Parliament's express consent.

[feroluce]

I think Hoyo should announce in-universe that they will allow one singular "fuck" in Honkai Star Rail.

Boothill: Finally, finally! F-

Dan Heng: Fuck.

Boothill: FORK!!!

[akinmytua2]

@sadzimo

[sadzimo]

I thought you weren't allowed to post leaks on Tumblr?

[sadzimo]

So as I've said here before, I have an HFA diagnosis, gold standard. Recently, I made what I thought was an original joke about referring to my/others diagnosis as being "highly artistic" and I thought I was so clever and original.

...

Then I found out it was actually done in the movie Rain Man and now I don't know whether to be ticked or to facepalm at being a little smug.

[firagasoap]

さくらもっちの雪まつり☃️

サボテンダー(ファイナルファンタジー)

@sakuramoti2823

[akinmytua2]

@sadzimo

[sadzimo]

Glactuar =p

[sadzimo]

Also gonna drop this poem/quote without any context ( until later )

A naked lunch is natural to us,

we eat reality sandwiches.

But allegories are so much lettuce.

Don't hide the madness.

[sadzimo]

I'm at the walmart

And I know this is petty

But is my order ready?

[sadzimo]

So @akinmytua2 shared the below and said this video looked thirsty, but the audio didn't mesh with that take

I said hold on, give me a bit to fix that...ok now it matches

Here you go Tumblr 🙂

HD/Full D version after I debut my YT channel officially here in a separate post

[sadzimo]

Today's mood has been extended indefinitely. For more information, please consult "I Don't Live Here Anymore" by The War on Drugs.

[sadzimo]

Also, where I am ( for now? ) is where metaphors and excuses go to die.

You see, if we go one hour east, we are in the middle of the upstate New York farms, and I didn't see too many family dogs...

If we go two, there's a bridge crossing into Canada called the Rainbow Bridge. A young autistic me was very confused five years later, after that trip when ppl were discussing their pets.

If you go three total hours, you're either in Toronto or can get to most of Ontario, and guess what, no one's ever heard of Stephanie, is there something you want to tell me?

[ralfmaximus]

Three million malware-infected smart toothbrushes used in Swiss DDoS attacks — botnet causes millions of euros in damages

Dental IoT devices caused millions of Euros in damages for Swiss company, says report.

According to a recent report published by the Aargauer Zeitung (h/t Golem.de), around three million smart toothbrushes have been infected by hackers and enslaved into botnets.

The most cyberpunk thing on your dash today.

[pulpwrit3r]

This....this is why you do not need to connect EVERYTHING to the internet.

[omgsweetunlikelycollector-me]

I'm comfused- how much damage could an enslaved toothbrush cause??

[ralfmaximus]

The aggressors installed remote control software onto the smart toothbrushes via their unprotected internet connections, aggregating 3 million of them into a botnet: a network of robot computers under remote control.

Next, they would instruct all 3 million of them to attack a website of their choosing, causing a distributed-denial-of-service (DDS) situation where the targeted website was so busy talking to hijacked toothbrushes that it couldn't do the work it was designed for, resulting in crashes and lost revenue.

[catoperated]

A DDDS, or Dental Distributed Denial of Service, if you will

[akinmytua2]

@sadzimo

[sadzimo]

Yeah. The good news is that there exists some pretty good protections for IoT so this doesn't happen. I'm not *quite* sure why they did none/much of it, but someone who cares can easily block this from happening. Should just do the whole "since this is easily done, it is now your mandatory responsibility" like with PCI, data privacy, generative AI ( with the new law in the EU ), and security.

Also this is why the whole market for digital peripherals from a specific set of countries has essentially stopped. While most mfg don't do this, a few are willing to put their/someone's malware on anything with a USB connection. This has included anything with flash memory ( mostly cables, but vapes have been a vector ).

The same groups/people have also done quite a bit of USB enterprise infiltration via the "leave a random USB drive by the door and have ppl go 'ooh neat, free drive' and just straight up put it in the work computer" technique ( with an absolutely **staggering** amount of success ) so if you're at your white collar jobs and all the USB ports are blocked or banned, it's because most people couldn't resist the shiny.

[sadzimo]

Guess YouTube search was feeling musical this day

[sadzimo]

Also the origin story of the pfp. Normally, the himbo cat Victor gets the premium blanketed lap spot, but this time Boots flexed her cleverness and got the spot before he even approached. I *think* she might be a bit smug about it.

[sadzimo]

"I spent six weeks throwing everything at you, seeing what would stick, like some weird Italian groundhog."

[sadzimo]

"I know life is a chronic condition, but this isn't quite what I meant."

[sadzimo]

me when I'm chasing my dreams:

[sadzimo]

Four score and seven years ago, macaroni salad

Not me, fortunately, but they should have known better.

[sadzimo]

I also do some collabs with @akinmytua2.

Here's our version of the Kanto booping theme.

I wanna boop the very best

Like no one ever booped

To boop them is my real test

To boop them is my cause

I will boop them across the land

Booping far and wide

TeachIng Tumblr to understand

The booping that's inside

(Boop 'em all!

Gotta boop 'em all) It's you and me

I know it's my destiny (Boop 'em all)

Oh, you're my best friend

We will boop them til the end (Boop 'em all

Gotta boop 'em all) A boop so true

Our courage will pull us through

You boop me and I'll boop you (Ooh, ooh)

Boop 'em all! (Gotta boop 'em all)

Gotta boop 'em all

Yeah