sometimes sentient

guided by the beauty of weapons, like, in general

[ryebreadgf]

I’m sorry but these pictures macron had taken of himself after a call with putin still make me chuckle. me when I get one email at work

[bagel-of-masyaf]

rarely laugh out loud at math memes but this got me

[escuerzoresucitado]

[theonion]

Admitting they had begun to think it might never happen, the family of local 57-year-old Doug Reeves told reporters Wednesday the late-blooming dad is just now getting into American Civil War history.

Relatives said that Reeves, who for most of his fatherhood seemed to pay little attention to the Civil War, has started to come into his own this year, expressing a newfound curiosity toward the decisive battles, weaponry, and underlying causes of the mid-19th-century conflict.

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[k-simplex]

How it feels to read one whole page of Camus in French before getting bored

[matricejacobine]

jobs on the Evil 80,000 Hours Board: AI unsafety expert at ISIS

[theonion]

In a revelation that prompted widespread calls for producers to remove him from the reality show’s villa, Love Island USA contestant Bryce Dettloff reportedly found himself under fire Thursday after newly surfaced photos showed the cast member wearing a shirt. “This is a total betrayal of viewers,” fan Kayla Robinson said of the shocking Instagram photo internet sleuths dug up from 2019, adding that the then-23-year-old Dettloff had exhibited a disturbing lack of judgment by posing in a polyester crew neck.

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[safe-from-emails]

You can just buy 5 lbs of passion fruit syrup. Anyone can. You don't need a license or anything.

[the-bisexual-bitch]

All sports need to always be co-ed always. No matter what. There is no unfair advantage. Women have been beating men in sports for as long as sports have existed. What are people on?

[tankie-transfeminist]

This is transfeminism!

[philippesaner]

The major sports leagues are all co-ed. MLB, the NFL, the NHL, and the NBA are all open to everyone regardless of gender.

[safe-from-emails]

my real quilting dream is to make a The Thing quilt. and honestly idk if I'm going to try anything else before just going for it. have i ever drafted a pattern before. no. but realistically it's probably also easy. like come on. it's basically already a quilt.

[safe-from-emails]

this quilting shit is easy

Ok that's not really true. FPP is super easy. Anything that needs you to line up fabric blind? No chance. But FPP you align to a sheet of paper and sew on a line. It's basically free. You don't have to worry about seam allowance or anything.

This is the second time I've tried this. It's really that easy.

[clubcope]

[safe-from-emails]

I wish there was drugs you could chomp. like silver vine for cats. I want a stick you can gnaw to get high.

[blazeterychnyi]

[safe-from-emails]

it's crazy that the UK doesn't believe in air conditioning when they invented the unit of air conditioning

[safe-from-emails]

they cancelled my project which is good because it was really dumb and also I hated it and hated everyone I was working on it with and it had a really strict timeline where we'd all die unless we successfully launched in september, which was stressful. and the next project I'm on is much much less dumb and sounds fun and has a bunch of people I like on it. however. apparently I liked suffering. or something. because mostly I feel bad about this change.

[safe-from-emails]

I want to make a "make love not atomic bombs" joke but it's already there. that's already on the cover.