professional frederick trumper defender

she/her, sapphic, ask me about tlt or why i never fuckin post

[safelynowhere]

sorry im not on tumblr im straight now

[safelynowhere]

remembered that alecto will be coming out sometime and finished this piece from four months ago aaa look at barrow what’s she doing that’s crazy

[ad-wills]

[dumbest-bb]

I am not meant for casual. I was born for soul crushing devotion.

[ohifonlyx33]

but no one can ever know cause that's embarrassing

[thunderon]

first base is martyrdom. second base is raising the other from the dead. third base is eye contact

[safelynowhere]

Poster found yesterday morning outside the tailor’s shop at 39 LaFort Road. Unremarkable in terms of content, especially compared to some of Dante’s other posters, but notable for the fact that it was found, without a single stain, lying next to a pool of blood. The source of the blood is as of yet unknown.

[feverdreamdrifting]

wow, ok, unfollowing now. was a big fan of his twitch stream where he cured cancer, had no idea he constructed a giant flesh wall out of a herd of cows

[kiiratart]

get souped idiot

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[succubusboyfriend]

worst relationship status to have w someone is “objectively they’re a fine person who is nice but i don’t enjoy their company as much as they enjoy mine”

[succubusboyfriend]

second worst relationship status to have with someone is “objectively they’re a fine person but they Bother You”

[succubusboyfriend]

secret third technically more harmless but in practicality more frustrating relationship status is “objectively they’re a fine person and they like so many of the same things i do but they like them in a fundamentally different way that is harmless but reads wrong to my brain and it has made attempts at forming an actual bond with them aggravating more than anything”

[succubusboyfriend]

tbh i think stuff like this is why so many people, especially younger people, fall into this trap of “well if i don’t like a person or thing, they must be bad”. it would be so much easier if you could dismiss them as bad and move on. but it’s like, no, Objectively Fine people or things can just not mesh well with you for totally subjective reasons. and sometimes when they’re people you mesh much better with their brain than they do with yours. and sometimes you have to live with that.

[kamlo]

gonna write my own overly specific and seemingly arbitrary do not interact

[kamlo]

ok here it is DO NOT INTERACT:

people who wear turtlenecks, people who like the taste of cows milk, apple music users, psych majors, history nerds, gifted kids, adult emos, if you have healthy hair, if you have an eyebrow piercing, aries suns with cancer moons, people who got their drivers license at 16, anyone who follows adam ellis, people without asthma, candle haters, flatsound fans, white men who like marvel, you call yourself a weeb, your name starts with e, white people who call themselves evil, if you had a dear evan hansen phase, theatre majors, ohio state students, people who sleep without stuffed animals, if youve watched the simpsons by choice, people who put their real first name in the uquiz name box, if you understand how a car engine works, you have a professionally cut and/or dyed mohawk, iron man kinnies, people who are good at geography

[kamlo]

reblog with how many times i canceled you :)

[lakevida]

you are so articulate... for someone stuck in the Labyrinth

plenty of time to read in the labyrinth

[mmoonchilddd]

every day at the archives, this poor man has no choice but to slay

ayyyy you like my art? then i like you! so feel free to dm me for comms<3

[podencos]

I do believe in the power of sitting in your car just a little longer before heading inside, lying upside down on the couch, cloud gazing well into adulthood, taking the time to learn something new, humility, recollecting your dreams, pressing something warm against your belly, small talk w strangers, odes to romance, a lit candle on your countertop while you cook, having a sense of humor about life

[macbethz]

i want what david cronenberg has

[lesbians4ippolit]

[image description: meme of a man holding up a fish, captioned “I ALWAYS SAY ‘MORNING’ INSTEAD OF ‘GOOD MORNING’ BECAUSE IF IT WAS A GOOD MORNING, I’D BE FISHING” except instead of “be fishing” it reads “have anatole’s green great comet coat”]

[evilrashida]

[official-mugi]

artist

[technofeudalism]

it's because you're always in front of that damn Sacrificial Altar