at least i’d had your full attention

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[feverdreamdrifting]

people are always saying hey girl why do you sleep in too late in a way that almost ruins your life every day. and to that I say well it feels good. like pure bliss

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[ddesole]

Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980) dir. Irvin Kershner

[savethelifeofmychild]

having to eat food and take showers is ruining my life

[naberiusternt]

mostly harrow the ninth is about meeting your in-laws

[beginagain]

"everything comes out teenage petulance" is such an insane lyric because it's like yes i'm an adult but i'm about to start ripping pages out of my diary i'm about to color on the walls in crayon i'm about to start posting angsty memes on the internet i'm about to burn your things in the backyard i'm about to delete every photo in my camera roll i'm about to have an identity crisis i'm about to scream for an hour and everyone around me thinks it's just spilt milk

[microraptorhours]

i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.

[9e978e]

via

[kosmogrl]

[bucephalaclangula]

One day Calgary and Edmonton will both have pwhl teams and Red Deer, Alberta will become a lesbian hotspot for players seeking illicit trysts with their rivals from the other team

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[fairycosmos]

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

[communistkenobi]

everyone rightfully complains about how the r word is back in vogue now but I think the people talking about how using ChatGPT makes you a small brained lazy degenerate are getting off way too easy

[literally-literate]

Me two weeks ago:

It's a shame so many people I follow are into that Locked Tomb series. There is no logical reason to put necromancers in space. It's a marketing gimmick. I heard they weren't even gay.

Me now:

ONE FLESH ONE END

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

they hate me because i live a second life in my dreams and wake up changed from the experience

[tsarina-anadyomene]

i kind of hate it when they cast the same 10 superstars who are in literally everything in a movie. celebrity-sickness

[tsarina-anadyomene]

not every movie needs to be an ensemble cast of timothee chalamet, zendaya, tom holland, robert pattinson, and anya taylor-joy

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong