[straightwhiteboystexting]

[samwwise]

[seashellronan]

Me: omg this girl is so hot I have a huge crush on her

straight girl: omg me too!!!!! i have a major girl crush #wcw!! wow we are like so gay lol

me:

[mothurs]

[ruinedchildhood]

[thenonbreeder50]

[plasticroyal]

I’m her

[sixpenceee]

A lad that drank so much during the Brazilian carnival that he forgot his Girlfriend was on his shoulders via reddit user stchy_5

[scaremestraight-deactivated2017]

I think I just witnessed the beginning of a murder scene holy shit

[fuckyeahhills]

[corneliusmann]

[surprisebitch]

pancakes are made of eggs omfg

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today

millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)

 baby boomer:

[56blogsstillcrazy]

[sonoanthony]

[safescissoring]

male and female in a movie: *make eye contact*

me: oh fucking christ here we go

[beebuzzbee]

[theblackassversionofdaria-deact]

:(

[sipnsyphe]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[cosmic-noir]

IM SO FUCKIBV UPSET

[sensitiveblackperson-deactivate]

[robmyheart]

SHE DID THAT

[thejoeboard-deactivated20181230]

me at the family dinner, sometime in 2036

[lesbianlucysnowe]

me

[hourlymemes]

[daily-cool-crap]

took him a while but he got it

[pinehasnoplaceonthisblog]