Safety Poncho

Hi o/

[idontreallyknowwhat]

due the lack of a bloody jack fandom, i’ve made some bad memes to try to convince others to read the books

please enjoy

[gubsauce]

That white lady and her stupid 3 sword style.

[thissying]

[criptochecca]

They should create a shonen with women

[criptochecca]

All women. I want all that bullshit about the power of friendship shouted by a overpowered girl main character. Homoerotic rivalry between women that aren’t about a guy they both like. Women who hit hard other women. Deadbeat mothers who abandon their family in search of something and stay at home dad that die tragically when their daughter is young and daughters who hate their deabeat mom for leaving them or look up to her and want to become like her. I think the deadbeat mom and the dead dad should be a staple of shonen with women.

[criptochecca]

I’ll allow three guys but they have to fulfill these roles

- Healer

- Guy whose power is being hot/bewitching people with his look

- Guy who’s like 67 but he’s really vain so he uses his power to look either 20ish or like a kid

[inthemidstofbuddie]

Pippin has unfortunately figured out that if he plays with something he’s not supposed to, he gets my attention

as if he doesn’t get it enough 🙄 it’s just when i’m working and not paying attention to him bc of that work that he decides to rebel

[inthemidstofbuddie]

I AM DECEASED

[txttletale]

every band name can be ranked on the 'is this a thing i would want in my house' scale between the police and the violent femmes

[txttletale]

some bands require nuance however. while it would be wonderful to have a lizard wizard in my house my doors are never open to royalty so i do not want to see king gizzard. similarly i would love to have a few gecs in my home maybe a dozen. but 100 is just too many

[txttletale]

they might be giants? well. i have to say 'no' just in case they are. bc there wouldn't be enough room. maybe this wouldn't have been a problem if they were more clear about their giant status :|

[bluechanas]

them

[gilliebee]

Patrice “Absolutely NOT” Bergeron

[ampervadasz]

[kingscrown666]

Bro. There’s a bear loose in the house. We lost the freaking bear and you’re laughing

[toopsy]

uh oh! you misunderstood a social cue and said something mildly awkward. you will think about this and cringe everyday for the next 20 years

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

[esoanem]

At some point my brain decided based on the word knee that body parts beginning with a n sound should have a silent k (particularly the word neck) so I am against gnipples wholeheartedly, it should clearly be knipples!

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

How about a compromise? Gn words and kn words get switched. So now it’s gneecaps and gnowledge, but it’s also knome and Knosticism.

[lunamargarita]

the problem with this is that it doesn’t account for the original dilemma, which was gnipples vs. knipples 

I, for one, think it should be pnipples, like pneumonia 

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

Okay, but what about mnipples, like ‘mnemonic’?

[thatwheezingsoundthetardismakes]

Gkpmnipples (pronounced “nipples”)

[anasandorpygoscelis-deactivated]

This is the kind of content I remain for. (and y'all provide on the regular, I love you)

[definitelynotclayface]

Female presenting gkpmnipples

[evilkitten3]

what the fuck are you people doing, trying to invent neo-french?

[safetyponcho]

Obviously every tiny choice makes some sort of impact on your life and shapes who you are, right? Lately I’ve pinpointed two pivotal moments in my childhood that I just need to vomit out into space and hopefully release for good. My sister had a 5 year gap on me. Growing up that meant she was better at everything. Reading, running, ballet, gaming. I was a sore loser and a sore winner for a long time. Until we hit a point where she gamed less, and I gamed more. And then she played with me less and less as she got friends her age and went through her angsty teen years. But one thing I learned was if I beat her, but only by a little, and just straight up lost sometimes, she’d play with me more and for longer.

I think this changed me into someone who is constantly and I mean CONSTANTLY trying so friggin hard to make other people happy. People I don’t even care about! I’m always so exhausted and withdrawn. I NEVER know who I am, because I’m always just whoever I think will make it easier for everyone else around me.

I know a lot of people feel exactly the same and just as lost. I think it’s important to learn how to 1) let go about putting everyone else first and 2) let go about figuring out who we are. I’m so obsessed with figuring out who I am that most of the time I just feel deflated and sad. The only time I think I can be me is when I don’t give a crap about who I am. It’s a frustrating struggle.

[tofublock]

poké spa day

[starrysorry]

I said I’d do more Pokemon/Hollow Knight stuff and since I’m in a Hollow Knight mood here’s more buggies! Some rough new ones and of course my moths!

Moth lore under cut if anyone cares to read my ramblings about them~

Keep reading

[catchymemes]

[oneheadtoanother]

[namitha]

The rare people who do become truly exceptional at something do so not because they believe they're exceptional. On the contrary, they become amazing because they're obsessed with improvement. And that obsession with improvement stems from an unerring belief that they are, in fact, not that great at all. It's anti-entitlement. People who become great at something become great because they understand that they're not already great- they are mediocre, they are average-and that they could be so much better.

🌿 Mark Manson

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