baignade interdite

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Still crazy to me that people speak english as like a first language and hang out in their head in american or something

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Some girl on instagram took a stance saying it was a bit cringey to post your face on the internet and I thought she was the one being cringy but now that I think about it, she is absolutely right. Your naked body on the other hand? exactly where it would belong here in the age of facial recognition algorithms fed by the internet and in the era of anti adult nudity policies on all mainstream social media platforms

You know you live in times of recession when something as basic as your body is literally punk lmao

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By the end of 2026 i need to unlock 10 clean pullups, leave my bf, get my drivers license so i can drive away from him and never come back

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10 ans d’idées identiques

10 autres à venir

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browsing the internet on your mobile phone should be forbidden and thats my next battle as your representative

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Nothing as thrilling as getting beaten up by gravity

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I believe nobody in the history of my body difformities ever advised me to wear asymetrical clothing to complement my spine deviations

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All i think about is shopping, eating, cycling, swimming &fucking and they are all the same thing now at my age

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I didn’t know that you could take the most radical decisions and still be the same exact idiot with the same exact problems

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What’s stopping me from using my skateboard grip for a pedicure

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All creativity stops the second you start a corporate job. Now imagine your creativity after dating some guy for one century straight… imagine both

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From now on I will be speaking with an accent of my choosing thank you