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we're not kids anymore.
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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@saheeli-rye
Not fucking risking that. I aint stupid
Magic Story resumes tomorrow, with our first installment of Dominaria stories by Martha Wells!
Who’s excited???
Art by Chris Rallis
Who's your #mtgdom? Mine is the fine lady above
I'm 👏 a 👏 girl 👏 and 👏 girls 👏 buy 👏 bras
Thems the facts
discourse time
is ugin a top or a bottom
This is verse erasure. Blocked and reported
I’m tempted to make an mtg lore podcast or youtube channel or something and discuss lore updates and their potential implications or consequences in detail, but only ever talk about absolutely false things like jace having a child now or gideon being dead and pretend it’s all true
ugin and bolas fucked
*false* things
This explains everything
What are your opinions on 0 drop creatures?
they need to get off my lawn
I never thought I’d see the day you turned into an old man Zach. Yet here it is.
I’m sorry but one too many Memnites have come crashing through my window
You’ve just gotta make their caster pay for new windows.
people who cast memnite don’t tend to pay very much
Look at this, the burgoieis with their fancy "Tron lands" and all their "floating Mana" is looking down upon the working class!
Excuse me Jace but what the fuck are you wearing?
IT GOT WORSE. HE GOT WORSE. I DON’T KNOW HOW ITS POSSIBLE. THIS NERD. WHAT.
It’s not what he is wearing, it’s what is left of what he is wearing. That is his normal outfit… just wrecked. Look at that mess of a body… thing? Are those really belts or freaking not? I think most of them are. And that bobble still sitting on his stomach has always looked silly.
Hoping he gets a new outfit after this. Something snappy, a but more simple and to the point, something that feels ‘mage’ but like not gaudy about it.
Jace after 5 cups of coffee
They’re fierce, they’re fervent and they’re not afraid to fight for their home! Let’s all take a moment to honor the awesome ladies of Amonkhet.
Hey, lets not forget the Khenra who piledrived the Scorpion God into an Obelisk
Good call! She also deserves an honorable mention!
Not at all of the Gruul assemblage? Then relinquish life.
interesting how this pro-gruul post is not accessible to the gruul themselves, who don’t know big words :/
Interesting how by reblogging this you demonstrate how you are alive and must therefore be gruul yet somehow understand words just fine :/
This is now an Agents of S.N.E.A.K. appreciation blog
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh
"best" part of amonkhet
Return of God discourse
"best" part of amonkhet
Return of God discourse
Pros and cons of following a bunch of mtg blogs
Pros: -Cool memes -nice people -decklists
Cons: -seeing the saME POST EIGHTY TIMES IN A ROW
The meta game is pretty stale rn :/
okay fine i’ll build yidris are you happy wizards
Smash and cash
So I have a Vorthos question: What differentiates the hedonism of the Kaladeshi Aetherborn and Theros's Satyrs? Why is one depicted as black and the other as red/green?
Aetherborn use their riches to buy neat things and throw fancy parties. Satyrs get wasted in the middle of the woods and set things on fire.
Prerelease day for me
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