Hullo C:

I do things, that's about it. 27. He/him.

[assiraphales]

anyways (I say this as someone who is deeply critical of the united states government, military, unchecked capitalism, police, etc) I am SICK of people treating america as if it has no cultural value or positives so….. I love u 85 million acres (bigger than italy) of national parks. I love u harlem renaissance. I love u groundhogs day. I love u sweet tea and fried chicken and jambalaya. I love u apple cider donuts and maizes on crisp autumn days. I love u 95k miles of coastlines and new england fisherman and hand knitted sweaters. I love u halloween where millions of people dress up and give candy to strangers and carve jack o’lanterns. I love u small talk and small towns and potlucks and bringing over casseroles to your struggling neighbors. I love u cowboys and ranch hands and arizonian cactus. I love u appalachian trail and dirtbikes and divebars. I love u sparklers and fireflies. I love u mark twain and toni morrison and emily dickinson and henry david thoreau. I love u rock n roll i love u bluegrass and hippies i love u jimi hendrix and nirvana and CCR and janis joplin. I love u victorian houses and jonny appleseed and john henry and mothman and bigfoot. I love u foggy days in the pacific northwest and neon signs and roadside attractions. I love u baseball and 1950s diners and soft serve. I love u native american art and pop art and poptarts. I love u blue jeans and barbecues and jazz musicians 

[assiraphales]

I would genuinely love to hear what a resident of china or russia loves about their home bc I’m not a fucking bigot and I know a government doesn’t define a culture but thanks for ur exposing yourself babe xoxo

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from againstPollution reading: now imagine the reaction to someone posting shit like this about russia or china for a second ;3 americans rly think theyre poor little meow meow ls beecause some people online told them to stfu /End ID]

[not-linkachu]

Not to mention the inherent racism of denying American culture too. Like, BIPOC have contributed immensely to our culture (especially Black folks)

[musicalhell]

Also Jewish people. Music theater? Film? The Borscht Belt circuit that nurtured the most influential comedians of the 20th century, including the Marx Brothers, Joan Rivers and MEL FUCKING BROOKS? American icons all.

[skullman2033]

Love my country. Hate my government. Simple as.

[libraford]

Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!

[libraford]

Two men in your neighborhood are married... to EACH OTHER? Congratulate them for exercising their AMERICAN RIGHT to follow the footsteps of our FOUNDING FATHERS! They've got a fully AMERICAN spirit of FREEDOM and REBELLION! GOD BLESS THE USA.

[libraford]

Your coworker has a different RELIGION from yours? Well, that's just INTERESTING and you should talk about it on your UNION-APPROVED LUNCH BREAK. The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA was FOUNDED on Freedom of Religion and ANYONE should be allowed to seek the AMERICAN DREAM!

[libraford]

You think someone might be in this GREAT country ILLEGALLY? NO YOU DON'T! No one is in this country illegally! The minute anyone steps on our SOVEREIGN SOIL they're your FELLOW AMERICAN and where they come from is NO ONES BUSINESS.

[rosslynpaladin]

it's funny yeah, but guys this is actually how you reach the people who prefer these terms to frame all things Good and Correct.

[rosszulorzott]

[gun-gallery]

Heckler & Koch HK53 - 5.56x45mm

[skullman2033]

The funniest thing about how perfect of a submachine gun the MP5 is, is that eventually Heckler and Koch realized they can just make all of their weapons like the MP5 but in different sizes. And they’d end up with a pretty good weapon AT THE LEAST.

[xycuro-illuminati]

Learning about the TV Host Max AU from @kotalketz and this ask in particular about Jack Ryder getting involved, those two hosting a show together would just turn into a verbal cat fight/eric andre show rip off LOL. DO NOT TAG AS D/CU Bonus shit talking with Max and Vera:

[skullman2033]

Oh dear god imagine if Gordon Godfrey was in this too.

[comicaurora]

tumblr I swear to god if your ads on mobile keep opening popup webpages because my FINGER touched them while I was SCROLLING because they are SO BIG that they FILL THE SCREEN AS I SCROLL PAST THEM I am going to MANIFEST SNAKES IN YOUR WALLS

[skullman2033]

Why the fuck am i getting human domestication guide in my for you tab. Fuck off with that psychosexual bullshit. I’ll set your plantdom on fire

[noelle-ism]

I will not call myself or other people "gooners" or "npcs" or "larpers". i will not call things i dont like "slop". i will not use terms like "-oids". i dont like how common language is slowly becoming more focused on shorthand terms for hate and apathy

[skullman2033]

Broke: gender swapped Cover of a love song where the person the singer talking about’s pronouns are also swapped. (Target was “He”, is now “She”)

Woke: Gender swapped cover of a love song where the pronouns of the person the singer is talking about remain the same. (Target is “He”, remains “He”)

Bespoke: Gender swapped cover of a love song where the pronouns of person the singer is talking about are now deliberately vague or constantly switch for the true bisexual experience. (Target was “He”, is now “He/She/They.” Or just “They”)

[lanaflowerz]

[skullman2033]

Mecha Flow.

Call me Ryoma the way i’m boutta hit a Stoner where the Sun don’t Shine.

This strain is called Getter Robo. Because the only people who can handle it, are superior Pilots AND THE INSANE!

The Hoes on the Macross told me “Captain! No smoking on the bridge!”….I acquiesced to their demands, as I must have some standards.

I’m HOTBOXING IN THE BIG ZAM. THIS SHIT AINT NOTHING TO ME MAN!

Told my opps to blame this all on the misfortune of their birth

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!? I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU!

In the sortie, tweaking out on getter rays.

The last handler to call me “Dog.” Learned i just have that DAWG IN ME.

These Getter Rays taste like Spiral Energy. This Spiral Energy tastes like Getter Rays

I spin the block like I’m the Drill that pierces the Heavens!

FUCK HARMONY GOLD!

Shout out to my man Sanger Zonvolt.

*complete silence. Followed by eating a leaf like Basara that one time.*

Broke boy reached for my wallet, got stopped by an AT field. If he wasnt an angel then. HE SURE AS SHIT IS NOW.

Opp said some shit about deconstructing the mecha genre. Motherfucker just say you’ve never watched another mecha anime and quit wasting our time.

Ladies call me Roger Smith. Because I give them The Big O.

They must be from Paradigm City. They forgot that I’M HIM.

In the Valkyrie bumping Tyler. You KNOW that shit is Deculture.

[4-murasame]

Opp told me to reach for the top, showed him why they call me the Gunbuster.

Got so much Aura, they're calling me Dunbine.

I'm on that Luna Steel Neo Zeon Prototype Mobile Armour pack. I'm on that Titans Limited Production Model. I'm on that good Gundarium Alloy Earth Federation One Of One Prototype.

We're on that Real Robot shit, Motherfucker!

[skullman2033]

Hittin face-shots with my Bazooka call my bitch Kycillia

Took another Gundam Mk.II from the Titans. Fucking idiots left the keys in the mobile suit!

You. Yes. YOU. YOU DIG GIANT ROBOTS!

I got that Metal Wolf in me. I’m the fucking President!

We Smoking Newtypes

I’m introducing pornography to the Zentradi. Just to see what will happen

Busted in the FRANXX. Got right back to fucking work.

Believe in me, BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU! YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING YOU SET YOUR MIND TO!

FUCK! HARMONY! GOLD!

I told the Army Recruitment Misato cosplayer i’d sign up if she let me hit it. Then I made the pen disappear into the Recruitment officer like Heath Ledgers Joker. I’m not dying for this country you dumb bitch!

I’m so deep in the pussy they call me SIMON THE DIGGER

My whip has more missiles in it than there are stars in orions belt. I’m boutta unload ALL OF THEM FUCKERS

Handler tried to put a collar on me. Bit her fucking fingers off. I’m moving like Wolverine.

When I step into that chassis, my vision gets clouded by a layer of bloodlust that frightens anyone who so much as looks at me. I CAN-NOT be killed.

Ice like GaoGaiGar the way it leaves bitches blinded by several sequences of flashing lights.

I keep a Fidget Cube with me and mess with the clicker on open comms. Then i shoot whoever starts moaning regardless of IFF tag. GET THAT WEAK SHIT OFF OF MY FUCKING BATTLEFIELD!

[cyber-newtype]

the "ace combat fujoshis have been doing this for years" and "the robots are already more analogous to fighter jets than anything else (or even in the case of macross literally are planes)" fighting in my mind

[skullman2033]

I was gonna say Ace Combat fujoshis don’t even really get faces for the names but i forgot most of the allied characters do get photos of themselves,

[skullman2033]

Mecha Flow.

Call me Ryoma the way i’m boutta hit a Stoner where the Sun don’t Shine.

This strain is called Getter Robo. Because the only people who can handle it, are superior Pilots AND THE INSANE!

The Hoes on the Macross told me “Captain! No smoking on the bridge!”….I acquiesced to their demands, as I must have some standards.

I’m HOTBOXING IN THE BIG ZAM. THIS SHIT AINT NOTHING TO ME MAN!

Told my opps to blame this all on the misfortune of their birth

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!? I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU!

In the sortie, tweaking out on getter rays.

The last handler to call me “Dog.” Learned i just have that DAWG IN ME.

These Getter Rays taste like Spiral Energy. This Spiral Energy tastes like Getter Rays

I spin the block like I’m the Drill that pierces the Heavens!

FUCK HARMONY GOLD!

Shout out to my man Sanger Zonvolt.

*complete silence. Followed by eating a leaf like Basara that one time.*

Broke boy reached for my wallet, got stopped by an AT field. If he wasnt an angel then. HE SURE AS SHIT IS NOW.

Opp said some shit about deconstructing the mecha genre. Motherfucker just say you’ve never watched another mecha anime and quit wasting our time.

Ladies call me Roger Smith. Because I give them The Big O.

They must be from Paradigm City. They forgot that I’M HIM.

In the Valkyrie bumping Tyler. You KNOW that shit is Deculture.

[randomalistic]

Big chomping mouthful of fucking soils

[randomalistic]

REBLOG THIS VERSION TO SCARE TERFS !!!!!!!!!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[skullman2033]

Is this anything? I feel like this should be something and it would be sick as hell.

[march-gay-shipping-madness]

ROUND 3:

SuleMio (Suletta Mercury/Miorine Rembran) (Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury) vs. Suselle (Susie/Noelle Holiday) (Deltarune)

SuleMio

Suselle

Voting ended onMar 17

[skullman2033]

Remember when Sulemio beat fucking DESTIEL?

[elliespectacular]

You're not the villain in anyone else's story. Just mine. They can't have you.

[skullman2033]

They WILL however get a villain that’s clearly based on me to the point that they take several design cues directly from my appearance

I’m Char Aznable

[amalgamasreal]

What Lelouch didn't take into account is that Heero and Relena's love language is MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION.

Remember that the last time someone tried to use her this way he fired a double barrel buster rifle at their location till it exploded.

[skullman2033]

I love how lelouch’s upset face looks like they just took a smirk and flipped it upside down in photoshop