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@skullman2033
Heckler & Koch HK53 - 5.56x45mm
The funniest thing about how perfect of a submachine gun the MP5 is, is that eventually Heckler and Koch realized they can just make all of their weapons like the MP5 but in different sizes. And they’d end up with a pretty good weapon AT THE LEAST.
Learning about the TV Host Max AU from @kotalketz and this ask in particular about Jack Ryder getting involved, those two hosting a show together would just turn into a verbal cat fight/eric andre show rip off LOL. DO NOT TAG AS D/CU Bonus shit talking with Max and Vera:
Oh dear god imagine if Gordon Godfrey was in this too.
tumblr I swear to god if your ads on mobile keep opening popup webpages because my FINGER touched them while I was SCROLLING because they are SO BIG that they FILL THE SCREEN AS I SCROLL PAST THEM I am going to MANIFEST SNAKES IN YOUR WALLS
Why the fuck am i getting human domestication guide in my for you tab. Fuck off with that psychosexual bullshit. I’ll set your plantdom on fire
I will not call myself or other people "gooners" or "npcs" or "larpers". i will not call things i dont like "slop". i will not use terms like "-oids". i dont like how common language is slowly becoming more focused on shorthand terms for hate and apathy
Broke: gender swapped Cover of a love song where the person the singer talking about’s pronouns are also swapped. (Target was “He”, is now “She”)
Woke: Gender swapped cover of a love song where the pronouns of the person the singer is talking about remain the same. (Target is “He”, remains “He”)
Bespoke: Gender swapped cover of a love song where the pronouns of person the singer is talking about are now deliberately vague or constantly switch for the true bisexual experience. (Target was “He”, is now “He/She/They.” Or just “They”)
Mecha Flow.
Call me Ryoma the way i’m boutta hit a Stoner where the Sun don’t Shine.
This strain is called Getter Robo. Because the only people who can handle it, are superior Pilots AND THE INSANE!
The Hoes on the Macross told me “Captain! No smoking on the bridge!”….I acquiesced to their demands, as I must have some standards.
I’m HOTBOXING IN THE BIG ZAM. THIS SHIT AINT NOTHING TO ME MAN!
Told my opps to blame this all on the misfortune of their birth
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!? I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU!
In the sortie, tweaking out on getter rays.
The last handler to call me “Dog.” Learned i just have that DAWG IN ME.
These Getter Rays taste like Spiral Energy. This Spiral Energy tastes like Getter Rays
I spin the block like I’m the Drill that pierces the Heavens!
FUCK HARMONY GOLD!
Shout out to my man Sanger Zonvolt.
*complete silence. Followed by eating a leaf like Basara that one time.*
Broke boy reached for my wallet, got stopped by an AT field. If he wasnt an angel then. HE SURE AS SHIT IS NOW.
Opp said some shit about deconstructing the mecha genre. Motherfucker just say you’ve never watched another mecha anime and quit wasting our time.
Ladies call me Roger Smith. Because I give them The Big O.
They must be from Paradigm City. They forgot that I’M HIM.
In the Valkyrie bumping Tyler. You KNOW that shit is Deculture.
Opp told me to reach for the top, showed him why they call me the Gunbuster.
Got so much Aura, they're calling me Dunbine.
I'm on that Luna Steel Neo Zeon Prototype Mobile Armour pack. I'm on that Titans Limited Production Model. I'm on that good Gundarium Alloy Earth Federation One Of One Prototype.
We're on that Real Robot shit, Motherfucker!
Hittin face-shots with my Bazooka call my bitch Kycillia
Took another Gundam Mk.II from the Titans. Fucking idiots left the keys in the mobile suit!
You. Yes. YOU. YOU DIG GIANT ROBOTS!
I got that Metal Wolf in me. I’m the fucking President!
We Smoking Newtypes
I’m introducing pornography to the Zentradi. Just to see what will happen
Busted in the FRANXX. Got right back to fucking work.
Believe in me, BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU! YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING YOU SET YOUR MIND TO!
FUCK! HARMONY! GOLD!
I told the Army Recruitment Misato cosplayer i’d sign up if she let me hit it. Then I made the pen disappear into the Recruitment officer like Heath Ledgers Joker. I’m not dying for this country you dumb bitch!
I’m so deep in the pussy they call me SIMON THE DIGGER
My whip has more missiles in it than there are stars in orions belt. I’m boutta unload ALL OF THEM FUCKERS
Handler tried to put a collar on me. Bit her fucking fingers off. I’m moving like Wolverine.
When I step into that chassis, my vision gets clouded by a layer of bloodlust that frightens anyone who so much as looks at me. I CAN-NOT be killed.
Ice like GaoGaiGar the way it leaves bitches blinded by several sequences of flashing lights.
I keep a Fidget Cube with me and mess with the clicker on open comms. Then i shoot whoever starts moaning regardless of IFF tag. GET THAT WEAK SHIT OFF OF MY FUCKING BATTLEFIELD!
the "ace combat fujoshis have been doing this for years" and "the robots are already more analogous to fighter jets than anything else (or even in the case of macross literally are planes)" fighting in my mind
I was gonna say Ace Combat fujoshis don’t even really get faces for the names but i forgot most of the allied characters do get photos of themselves,
Mecha Flow.
Call me Ryoma the way i’m boutta hit a Stoner where the Sun don’t Shine.
This strain is called Getter Robo. Because the only people who can handle it, are superior Pilots AND THE INSANE!
The Hoes on the Macross told me “Captain! No smoking on the bridge!”….I acquiesced to their demands, as I must have some standards.
I’m HOTBOXING IN THE BIG ZAM. THIS SHIT AINT NOTHING TO ME MAN!
Told my opps to blame this all on the misfortune of their birth
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!? I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU!
In the sortie, tweaking out on getter rays.
The last handler to call me “Dog.” Learned i just have that DAWG IN ME.
These Getter Rays taste like Spiral Energy. This Spiral Energy tastes like Getter Rays
I spin the block like I’m the Drill that pierces the Heavens!
FUCK HARMONY GOLD!
Shout out to my man Sanger Zonvolt.
*complete silence. Followed by eating a leaf like Basara that one time.*
Broke boy reached for my wallet, got stopped by an AT field. If he wasnt an angel then. HE SURE AS SHIT IS NOW.
Opp said some shit about deconstructing the mecha genre. Motherfucker just say you’ve never watched another mecha anime and quit wasting our time.
Ladies call me Roger Smith. Because I give them The Big O.
They must be from Paradigm City. They forgot that I’M HIM.
In the Valkyrie bumping Tyler. You KNOW that shit is Deculture.
Big chomping mouthful of fucking soils
REBLOG THIS VERSION TO SCARE TERFS !!!!!!!!!!! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Is this anything? I feel like this should be something and it would be sick as hell.
ROUND 3:
SuleMio (Suletta Mercury/Miorine Rembran) (Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury) vs. Suselle (Susie/Noelle Holiday) (Deltarune)
SuleMio
Suselle
Remember when Sulemio beat fucking DESTIEL?
You're not the villain in anyone else's story. Just mine. They can't have you.
They WILL however get a villain that’s clearly based on me to the point that they take several design cues directly from my appearance
I’m Char Aznable
What Lelouch didn't take into account is that Heero and Relena's love language is MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION.
Remember that the last time someone tried to use her this way he fired a double barrel buster rifle at their location till it exploded.
I love how lelouch’s upset face looks like they just took a smirk and flipped it upside down in photoshop
You can only reblog this today.
I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again
you gotta have freaks and gross weirdos in your life it’s imperative to understanding the truth of humanity
