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YOU ARE THE REASON
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@saidanddumb
It rained but it didn’t?
“Radar picked up rain in southern New Jersey but it didn’t reach the tri-state area.” Um, the three states in New York City’s “tri-state area” are New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut, so yeah, the rain did reach the tri-state area.
Inside Edition’s Inauguration coverage
After Deborah Norville’s closing comments, she ended the show by saying the program would show a bit more of the magic and “majestry” of the day’s events. Majestry?! That’s a new one...
On a can of Florida's Natural juice
"Made from selected cranberries and apples." 😱 You mean the fruit didn't volunteer to be juiced? 😂
Brandon Marshall interview
“The cream always rises to the crop...” ❓❗
Said during Sunday’s Seattle-Arizona NFL game
During overtime: “You know he’s watching this with half his eyes closed...” If he’s human, that would be one eye
NinjaDuo commercial
One person interviewed says, “If you put good things into your children, you’ll get better things out.’
Not true. No matter what the quality of what you put into them, you will always get the same crap out of them.
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One quote:
Single men have a mortality rate 27 percent higher than men who live with someone else.
So... the secret to immortality is not living alone? Because I thought everyone's mortality rate was 100% 😐
From new Progressive insurance commercial
At the end of a commercial where a guy is sitting at a table surrounded by empty half-pint milk cartons:
Flo, to intern: “Aren’t you lactose intolerant?”
New Progressive rep: “This isn’t lactose, it’s milk!”
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"Black girls hips will grow too wide and their boobs too big; they are too curvy to ever be successful in ballet."
SOME black girls. Ditto SOME white girls.
Prosciutto
Thank you Audrey Puente (Fox 5 New York weather reporter) for not pronouncing it “proshoot.” For everyone else, if you’re not Sicilian, stop pretending you are. In English, PROSCIUTTO is pronounced “proSHOOTo.” Same with MANICOTTI; in English it’s not “monnacoat.”
Heard during a college football game
One of the announcers mentioned some players trying to "make some momentimum..."
Defeating the purpose
From the public works chief in White Plains, NY, about snowstorm preparations: "We're killing ourselves to make things as safe as possible..."
*SMH*
Children are a complication of the flu?
Just saw a Lysol commercial where the voiceover guy mentioned "complications of the flu, including young children." ???
With all the dumb things being said...
I can't believe it's been so long since I've posted here. But I'll be back...
It’s sad how little notes this has
Then let us add another to it.
People who hate on anon are the worst sort of cowards.
I never did that.
Hell no. No one deserves that tumblr is meant for people to post how they feel with out judgement. So i respect and love everyone i may or may not follow <3
I don’t think I’ve even received anon hate…. shit did I just jinx it…?
never given it. got some once which I didn’t reply to.
Tragedy of the Worst Kind
NYC Mayor DiBlasio says the gas explosion earlier today was a "tragedy of the worst kind." There is only one kind.
"Officially" winter
What's with all the people saying it's not officially winter yet? It's December, temperature's in the 30s, snow is falling and sticking... it's winter. What "office" says otherwise??
