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BLOCK 100
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So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:
I legitimately want to know what the wife’s reaction to this was. I know she deserves to go to jail for attempted murder, but I can only just wonder what was going through her head when she saw him get out of bed complaining of a headache.
Mother cat with kittens came to meet an old friend.
I can’t believe we’ve already found the best animal video of 2016.
That is too adorable. You can tell the mother cat actually does trust the dog just by her body language. Typically a mother will watch her kittens closely and be very protective of them, here she completely trusts the dog to play gentle with them. This is just too damn cute.
When he bops the kitten and looks up at Mom to make sure he didn’t overstep!
The dog is trying to make himself as non-threatening as possible!!
Take my parking spot that i just dug out? Fine, I'll bury your car.
This happened a couple years ago. It had snowed a bunch and so I went out to clear a spot for my boyfriend at the time for when he got home from work (police officer). I spent a while digging it out, and as I was finishing up some girl drove up and parked in it (while I was still shoveling it!). I told her that I just dug it out intending to use it and asked her to move, and she didn’t. She then got out of her car and walked away… Turns out she lived two buildings down so she normally wouldn’t park there anyways!
Our complex had a mini snow plow and the dude was plowing in the area and saw this all go down. He helped me move all the snow from the pile he just created and put it all around her car. We buried it up to the door handles on all sides. He then dug out a new spot for me.
Saw her later trying to dig out her car, turns out she didn’t have a shovel. So, naturally, bc I’m petty I went out and reshovelled the sidewalk from the lot up to our building, and threw all of the snow on her vehicle while I did it. Then went inside and took my shovel with me. (source)
BALTIMORE—In response to a number of disturbing incidents occurring in the area, civil rights organization NAACP issued a travel advisory Thursday warning black Americans to exercise extreme caution when visiting their own backyards. “We urge African Americans to be very careful and vigilant when venturing out onto your patios, decks, and even front porches,” said NAACP president Derrick Johnson, recommending that visitors to their personal property remain empty-handed for the duration of their trip. “We strongly advise against running or making any sudden movements while you’re in the yard behind your house. Additionally, please take a careful, methodical approach to mowing the lawn or hanging up laundry.” At press time, a violent incident involving law enforcement necessitated an expansion of the travel warning into living rooms.
Seymour Adventure was a pretty good game
why did I just do this
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Do you remember Nuts and Bolts?
kaiba…
What the fuck was season 4
genuinely the best season of the original anime
Asking as a tired Australian, why do Americans get so weird about ugg boots? “but like, are they REAL uggs?” they’re hideous and they’re made of sheep, Tiffany, just wear the things and be quiet
I did some digging and it turns out the answer is stranger than I thought.
Uggs were originally Australian in make and design, and the word “ugg” just refers to the style of boot here. Then some Australian fucker trademarked it in America and sold it to a massive American company in the 80s. Thus UGG became a brand. Americans recognise Ugg as a brand, and think it’s fashionable and cool to wear name-brand boots, while Australians just call every style of boot like that an Ugg and (as long as it’s real sheepskin) don’t tend to discriminate much.
Now that answers why Americans are so keen on the brand name, but there’s more.
What American law did was basically steal a generic term and style of shoe that had been used in Australia for decades, and then make it illegal for their competitors to use it as their own.
So their trademark means Australians cannot sell (Australian-made!) Uggs into the US. And there are legal battles occurring over the use of the term ‘ugg’. A delightful origin story of the term runs thus:
Australians have been making Ugg boots for half a century.
Graeme Spencer, who runs Huggy’s Ugg boot in South Australia, said it was his father Charlie Spencer who made the first Ugg boots and came up with the word Ugg.
“A customer of his came in and said they are the ugliest boots she had ever seen … And he just came up with U-G-G,” Mr Spencer said.
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Australian senators are calling for the term ‘Ugg’ to be recognised as what it always has been - a generic term for footwear and not a brand name - because it bullies Australian manufacturers out of making their own product. Deckers, the brand owner, shuts down thousands of listings and chases out any trace of ‘counterfeit’ uggs (lmao). Even odder, in their war on ‘counterfeits’, Deckers tries to convince people that buying fake uggs basically equals supporting terrorism.
Australian Leather owner Eddie Oygur is seeking a separate ruling in Australia that Deckers is guilty of deceptive conduct, by trading under the name Ugg Australia when the company is based in California and its Ugg boots are made in China.
The Australian Competition and Consumer Commission (ACCC) is considering the matter.
Mr Oygur has also asked the ACCC to investigate the Deckers’ website which warns consumers who buy so-called “fake” Ugg boots, not made by Deckers, that they could be supporting terrorism, mobsters or gangs.
The Ugg website states that “infamous terrorist groups, organised crime rings, and gangs such as the … Camorra … Chinese triads .. Russian mafia, Al Qaeda and Hezbullah finance their operations — including terrorism, drug, sex, and arms trafficking — through the sale and trafficking of counterfeits”.
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yeah that’s not… no.
I’ve met the horrible, nasty people who make counterfeit uggs. Her name’s Barb and she works at the local market. Her husband sews the Australian sheepskin himself, and she attaches the soles. These evil counterfeiters are mostly just Australians making and selling footwear like they always did.
So the American obsession with “real uggs” that I mocked so unthinkingly is actually the story of how a huge American company took something generic from Australia, then trademarked the brand, sued the pants off anyone who tried to use the word they’d been using for years, then further branded themselves as Ugg Australia even though it’s based in California and made in China, and started scaremongering to make people believe that ‘counterfeit uggs’ are evil, as if non-brand name sheep boots are on the same level as triads and the mafia, when it’s just Barb’s husband sewing in a shed.
The world is a rich tapestry.
I’m made of money! I love my job so much 💕 #themthighsthough #bootylife #dollardollarbillsyall (at Lucky 13 Saloon)
REBLOG THE MONEY STRIPPER AND MONEY WILL COME 2 U 4EVER
money stripper pls bless me with fat stacks
BLESS ME TONIGHT MONEY STRIPPER 🙏☝💰👑🍑👡
I believe in the money stripper 💕
“It just never fails!”
This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way
“I’m getting back in line.”
OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!
THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY
BLESS ME PATRICK
PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU
@billshitposts
*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money
Can i just *Gets in line*…there
Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔
i post this all the time but this genuinely is one of the funniest bits in the whole series and its because of mako’s fucking line delivery
Dude….Gumball is a fuckign wild ride
I HAVE NO WORDS
(ALSO this seems to be the op, on youtube)
@4-of-a-kind @agenttwo
I just uttered the most insane skank-laughs at my desk
Describe a kaiju using a Spongebob quote
Well maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with
BIG
MEATY
CLAWS
HE’S JUST STANDING THERE, MENACINGLY!
RUN FOR YOU LIVES, EVERYONE! IT’S THE APPETIZER!
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?!
We’re not ugly! We just stink!
IT’S AN ALASKAN BULL WORM.
Originally posted by citystompers
What the heck is a Sal-lad!?
Originally posted by citystompers
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMULONI
Originally posted by televandalist
Why, once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy’s cousin…
Originally posted by kaijusaurus
VICTORY SCREECH!
You got it set to “M” for Mini, when it should be set to “W” for Wumbo!
Originally posted by speedrasir
@shadeslayerbros
I love this.
Originally posted by lzbarnabas
“I lost something once. Something I couldn’t live without! My identity!”
“It will go right to your thighs!”
“And then you blow up”
@toadking07
@angelrin89, @true-king-of-monsters