The Guard Tower

Greetings, tumblr. You can call me the Admiral. My story is a long one, and most of it isn't really fit for public consumption. Here's what you really need to know: I watch. The Princesses originally assigned me to monitor this place for any signs of trouble, since my former occupation no longer exists. But then I got caught up in all the crazy things going on here and.. well, let's just say there hasn't been much to report lately. They don't seem to mind, though... Something you want to know? Ask away. I have all the time in the world. Surveillance Information: 220 Receiving Reports 1595 Under Surveillance 17 Beings of Interest ACCEPTING ANY AND ALL QUESTIONS/RPS (Seriously, I'm up for anything.)

[yamareto-deactivated20140811]

[knight-of-trash]

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EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE THRIFT SHOP LISTEN TO THIS SHIT!

[andersam5]

seriously guys, listen to this

[titles-for-tangents]

this sounds like the background music you’d hear in a movie as the camera leads you around a bustling marketplace in the 17- or 1800s and it leads to the sight of a bunch of sailors hoisting and tossing around a bunch of packages on a ship getting ready to set sail for adventure

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

That…that is a flawless description

[glempy]

I’d be more inclined to go with a busy railway station in the mid 19th century. All bustle and chaos and the hiss of pistons. Gouts of steam rising to a vaulted roof of glass and steel.

[curiouslyhigh]

but shit it was 99 pence.

[haiyaxai-deactivated20151103]

This is a summary of college only using two pictures; expensive as hell.

That’s my Sociology “book”. In fact what it is is a piece of paper with codes written on it to allow me to access an electronic version of a book. I was told by my professor that I could not buy any other paperback version, or use another code, so I was left with no option other than buying a piece of paper for over $200. Best part about all this is my professor wrote the books; there’s something hilariously sadistic about that. So I pretty much doled out $200 for a current edition of an online textbook that is no different than an older, paperback edition of the same book for $5; yeah, I checked. My mistake for listening to my professor.

This is why we download. 

 Alternatives to buying overpriced textbooks

Textbooknova 

Reddit

Bookboon 

Textbookrevolution 

GaTech Math Textbooks

Ebookee 

Freebookspot 

Free-ebooks

Getfreeebooks 

BookFinder

Oerconsortium 

Project Gutenberg

[crystalgarbage-blog]

Spreading this shit like nutella because goddamn textbooks are so expensive. 

[thatcanadianturkey]

Signal Boast

[admiralburningskull]

(boosts signal)

[kantoelite-deactivated20151111]

[x]

[ask-rpjeffandhorrorsofequestria]

we need more missingno combinations

[admiralburningskull]

No we don't. No, we don't. Let the horrors end here.

[4gifs]

[devildoll]

Oh, nuthin’. Jus’ openin’ my fresh container of sugar gliders.

[chantillyxlacey]

at first i thought “oh that’s awful to jam them all inside like that”

and then i saw the hole in the side

like they had cut up the tub to make a little playhouse for the gliders

and these little butts just all decided to smoosh in there at once

because sugar gliders can’t take turns aparently

[justamus]

Yup. Sugar gliders like to sleep squished in a big cuddlepile. That’s how they do it in the wild, snuggled in treetrunk burrows.

It’s seriously adorable.

[thecollegetheatre]

Theatre students in their natural form

[dope-pope-blog]

[xavsolo]

//cats & boxes

[wyndytorrance-blog]

are you fuckin kiddin me

[eziocauthon89]

"If I fits, I sits" applies to all cats

[admiralburningskull]

"Hey look, free nest. Yoink."

[staraptor]

hearin a really shitty pun

makin a really shitty pun

[eclatdeluxe]

[spirit-boy-deactivated20180707]

I had a teacher who refused to let any of us say “its okay” because of this exact reason.

[admiralburningskull]

Also, never ask "Are you okay?" The very fact that you are asking means they aren't.

Instead, ask, "Are you going to be okay?" If the answer is yes, alright, leave them be. If the answer is no, that's when you know you have a problem.

[accras]

Man shot dead by police in Walmart 'after he picked up a toy gun' 

Relatives of the man police shot and killed in an Ohio Walmart Tuesday said he was only carrying a “toy gun”…

Will it ever end?

[postracialcomments-deactivated2]

"LeeCee Johnson, who has claimed to be the mother of Mr Crawford’s two children, said she was speaking to him on the telephone when police descended on the scene.

Dayton Daily News report her as saying: ‘We was just talking. He said he was at the video games playing videos and he went over there by the toy section where the toy guns were.

‘And the next thing I know, he said “It’s not real,” and the police start shooting and they said “Get on the ground,” but he was already on the ground because they had shot him.’

‘And I could hear him just crying and screaming. I feel like they shot him down like he was not even human.’

Hopefully they release the tapes soon……

[browngirlblues]

they just don’t give a fuck

[bitterseafigtree]

Remember all the white people carrying assault rifles in target? Cause I do.

[steviemcfly]

Police have yet to comment on claims but say officers acted ‘appropriately’

White people can open carry actual loaded assault rifles in Target, but a black man holds a toy in the toy section of a Wal-Mart and not only does someone call the police, not only do the police show up before he’s out of the toy section, not only do the police murder this father of two before he can react, but they receive approval from the department for doing so.

The police don’t see us as humans. They see us as animals, and they will not hesitate to kill us in cold blood. Fuck the police. There’s no such thing as a good cop.

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

REMEMBER ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE CARRYING ASSAULT RIFLES IN TARGET

REMEMBER ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE CARRYING ASSAULT RIFLES IN TARGET

REMEMBER ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE CARRYING ASSAULT RIFLES IN TARGET

REMEMBER ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE CARRYING ASSAULT RIFLES IN TARGET

[admiralburningskull]

Your country is fucked up.

"Lemme just pick up some groceries with my lethal weapon in easy reach"

Fuck you.

[buckybharnes]

[thenita]

Best line of the movie

[admiralburningskull]

Somewhere in that fight Will got it in his head that Jack had honor.

Maybe the part where Jack didn't just shoot him.

[listoflifehacks]

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

[rockyrz]

All I see are heart attacks.

[admiralburningskull]

Delicious heart attacks.

[mamesjackavoy]

so i was wearing this today 

and it felt kinda familiar so i adjusted the shirt

put my hair down and accessorized

BOOM KIM POSSIBLE 

[mamesjackavoy]

OMG WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES

[kingyeollie]

because you actually look like a hella attractive accurate version of kim possible

[admiralburningskull]

People pay good money to do this and you had this shit just lying around your house.

You have been holding out on the world.

[sweatpantsandsportsbras]

IF YOUR BOYFRIEND MAKES JOKES ABOUT YOUR BODY, WEIGHT, EATING DISORDER, RECOVERY, ETC, MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HOW HE’S SINGLE AND THEN WALK OUT THE DOOR BECAUSE THAT IS SOME FUCKEN BULLSHIT AND YOU ARE A BAD BITCH WHO DESERVES BETTER OK OK

[archangel223]

That’ll be 10 groot please. 

[miamighostlights]

money is the groot of all evil

[thecooltrashcat]

This is grootiful

[admiralburningskull]

Am I the only one stopping to think how "groot" actually sounds like a form of currency?

[foxhounders-deactivated20160813]

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

[kyla-hunt-blog]

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

[soloontherocks-moving-refol-blog]

wait. 

you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?

that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?

fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

[aryeastark]

wake up australia 

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That’s what birds do

They fly around and fuck shit up

Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country

Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

[crispybiscuitfinger]

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

[happyvegetable]

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

[cryforce]

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

[millshouse-deactivated20140425]

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

[sociopathicitaliangrandmas-deac]

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

[casey-jane-lewis]

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

[theacademyish-deactivated201708]

what the actual fuck australia 

[admiralburningskull]

Australia confirmed as the Realm of Chaos.

[korrastyle]

OH SHIT

[thats-not-a-toilet]

is this why the show was taken off nick?

[official-sokka]

So this is what air benders can do. Sucking the air out of people’s lungs. Just as cool as lightening bending if you ask me

[filmeditor16-blog]

No I don’t think you guys understand this is frightening

[naoren-deactivated20170602]

Airbenders are pretty much the most powerful benders. A firebender has to create fire. A waterbender is most powerful on the open seas as much as an earthbender is on land. But air is literally everywhere.

The Air Nomads weren’t dangerous because they chose not to be.

[yuzupool]

holy living fuck

[admiralburningskull]

"There are three things all men fear. A red moon at night, a storm at sea and the anger of a gentle man."

The Air Nomads were nothing but gentle men.

[greelin]

a villain that became a villain not because they seek vengeance or crave power but because villains always have better one-liners, outfits, and musical numbers

[hanari502]

PRESENTATION

[admiralburningskull]

The villain usually does have the better grasp of style...

Don't tell Rarity.