[candyredterezii]

shout out to evil women with small tits

[hautdrpepper]

Kiss

[bloodhound124]

you ever see a picture of two guys and the only thing you can think is oh definitely one drunken handjob in 2006

[aflo]

people named Anton when they meet Jack Antonoff:

[transmascmikey]

she lets me hit because i use his pronouns interchangeably

[starkeaton]

i hope the word boob is still around in the year 8008. no hope of it being around in 80085 though. might not even have the same calendar by then. thats depressing

[starkeaton]

lets just really appreciate boobs right now to make up for it

[noelle-ism]

🦍🧒

"excuse me, for.... Being a single mother" - single mother winston

[valtsv]

if dragons were real there'd be so much discourse about whether being in a relationship with one, assuming they were intelligent enough to be able to consent, is a "predatory power dynamic", to which someone in the thread would inevitably reply "of course it's a predatory power dynamic why do you think i'm fucking them"

[valtsv]

"the age gap you between you and your dragon boyfriend is kind of problematic :/" HE EATS PEOPLE

[orochimarufacts]

Me and my fucking black painted nails lmfao like I literally am just the craziest bitch. Like i literally just do what I want lmfao like I love that

[killrockstar]

you used to be able to ask yr mutuals if they wanted nudes 😔the world has changed

[grotesquehorse]

i am sucking on the fingers of the hand that feeds me

[yesterdaysprint]

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, August 18, 1908

[jame7t]

hey guys why did the animators draw you all in new fall outfits with big cute hats and scarves but havent given me an outfit change since season 1. im just as important as you guys right

[cinnavee]

guhgh,, we're so back

[nillial]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😝 this strain is called "fishers ichor" 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw my dead forgotten sister in this umbrella

my buddy magnus pacing: lucretia is lying to us

[abyssalzones]

change the channel, please

[glockzap]

'someone draw bdg as winter king' i say as i do so myself