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Bits from my life, occasional reblogs | Autumn: always-between-birches | Winter: burnt-almonds

[deanwinchesterapologist]

nothing wrong with me

[wintersangelic]

"i asked chatgpt--" okay well i asked the angel of music and he said i was an insolent boy and a slave of fashion.

[negativ00]

[great-and-small]

[schnilf]

ive hit rock bottom

[larkandkatydid]

It’s cool how we found the secret elixir that cures all human disease and it’s in this guy’s bitey little mouth

[larkandkatydid]

What this guy’s bitey little mouth has been recently up to:

[sauriansolutions]

This is why scientists study everything.

[mikkeneko]

Put this picture in your pocket, next time you get into an argument with someone about 'useless' scientific studies, ask them "Do you think that we should give funding to study the mating habits of endangered iguanas in the Sonoran desert, or should we be funding cures for alzheimer's and diabetes?" and then when they say "Of course we should be using that money to fund cures!" you can whip out this picture and say "trick question, it's the same thing"

[paxesoterica]

It should be noted that the reptiles being discussed above are Gila monsters and *not* iguanas.

However, the stuff about their venom being used to make various medicines is correct.

[schnilf]

[girlfailuregawain]

I just started chapter 10 of Parzival. Gawain is performing pericardiocentesis on someone?!?!

[northirish]

The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself

[northirish]

The second rule is DONT GET YOUR FUCKING FEET WET

[cloevr]

literally we are not free until all women can go topless the same as dudes

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[grecoromanyaoi]

citationless behavior

[grecoromanyaoi]

sourceless behavior

[cryotrash]

A true story from 1928 with a few artistic embellishments.

(And starring my disaster boys Jack and Al, of course)

[itmeblog]

So the fun part about GenZ slang being almost 100% AAVE is that I have a dictionary from 2001, from before I was old enough to even know how to use a dictionary, right? And this ain't that abridged shit this is the three columns 8 point font, pages made of tissue paper bound into a book that is 4-5 inches thick shit. You follow?

And there are all these reports on how new slang is and how to understand it and getting it wrong. BUT 2001 GOT ME

TWO THOUSAND AND ONE

[goodnightngoth]

me: sorry i’ve been busy

me for the last hours:

[vetchtibbles]

[musings-on-bucky-barnes]

Julius Caesar, watching from the spirit world in bewilderment as social media celebrates the Ides of March over 2,000 years after it happened: "After all my glories and achievements, I didn't expect to be remembered in this odd way..."

Another spirit laughs hysterically from a corner. It's Ea-nāṣir

[gwennkoi]