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Bits from my life, occasional reblogs | Autumn: always-between-birches | Winter: burnt-almonds

[rosieandthemoon]

Richard Kühnel, 1895

[herpsandbirds]

[ghostclvb]

I post for the bitches that used to get in trouble for reading under the desk during class in elementary school

[deaths-accountant]

Citations could be so awesome without copyright. Imagine just being able to click on a footnote and it takes you to the exact section of another book being quoted. Imagine how much that would do for stemming misinformation.

[ghostspouse]

[jlhgiyftr75587ityjgfhdsetljdse]

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

[deanwinchesterapologist]

nothing wrong with me

[wintersangelic]

"i asked chatgpt--" okay well i asked the angel of music and he said i was an insolent boy and a slave of fashion.

[negativ00]

[great-and-small]

[schnilf]

ive hit rock bottom

[larkandkatydid]

It’s cool how we found the secret elixir that cures all human disease and it’s in this guy’s bitey little mouth

[larkandkatydid]

What this guy’s bitey little mouth has been recently up to:

[sauriansolutions]

This is why scientists study everything.

[mikkeneko]

Put this picture in your pocket, next time you get into an argument with someone about 'useless' scientific studies, ask them "Do you think that we should give funding to study the mating habits of endangered iguanas in the Sonoran desert, or should we be funding cures for alzheimer's and diabetes?" and then when they say "Of course we should be using that money to fund cures!" you can whip out this picture and say "trick question, it's the same thing"

[paxesoterica]

It should be noted that the reptiles being discussed above are Gila monsters and *not* iguanas.

However, the stuff about their venom being used to make various medicines is correct.

[schnilf]

[girlfailuregawain]

I just started chapter 10 of Parzival. Gawain is performing pericardiocentesis on someone?!?!

[northirish]

The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself

[northirish]

The second rule is DONT GET YOUR FUCKING FEET WET

[cloevr]

literally we are not free until all women can go topless the same as dudes

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[grecoromanyaoi]

citationless behavior

[grecoromanyaoi]

sourceless behavior