i'm an existential crisis that got out of hand

they/them

[saiilwithme]

Trick or treat yoself

[vethox]

[oomshi]

me on the outside:  :)

me on the inside:  >:)

[silentthevoice]

*nudges boyfriend at 3 AM* pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. they’re just floating rocks in space. chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless.

[nfornihilism]

the sun isnt a rock go back to sleep

[pumpkin-patched]

👻🎃🕸

[retrogamingblog]

Cubone Corgi Cosplay

[jauntyisfat]

Why isn’t there a large limestone statue of me in egypt

[bunlly]

[genderoftheday]

[blackandmildwithgod]

Also Romeo and Juliet are a couple that killed themselves.

Don’t aim for fictional relationships

Aim for a real one.

[firebirdscratches]

Harley’s love for the Joker and her willingness to tolerate his abuse was always very deliberately presented to be deeply unhealthy and tragic: 

The Joker is not her love interest - he is her origin story. He is what formed her and made her the person she is today - but he is NOT her love interest, he is her abuser.

And in later arcs, she has left him behind for good: 

She is now in a happy polyamorous relationship with Poison Ivy and a new character, Mason.

Harley Quinn has grown so much over the years, and I am really proud of her as a character and think she showed so much strength to grow past her obsession with the Joker and become her own woman, totally true to herself and refusing to have her narrative revolve around someone else’s life.  So if you look up to Harley Quinn and see yourself in her, I think that’s great, but Harley Quinn isn’t amazing because she’s obsessed with the Joker, Harley Quinn is amazing because Harleen Quinzel is amazing. 

[neverlaandss]

[caffedinotte-deactivated2018020]

[bubble-lead]

This is the greatest video ever posted on the internet

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

i just about pissed my shit walkin up the stairs at 3am cuz god knows my pitch black labrador was asleep at the top in the dark soon as my foot hit the last step she takes a big loud breath and i thought my fate was in jesus hands, i thought the demagorgon was gonna take me to the Upside fuckin Down

[cloudiness]

I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING

[stejac-deactivated20161126]

Egg list for reference

[grassium-z]

So today I was playing Pokemon go at the park, and there was this adorable little old couple sitting on a bench next to a lure module. As soon as an exeggcute spawns at the pokestop I hear the man say to his wife “It’s the eggs again, Martha!” and honestly it was just so precious

[zamosvelour-blog]

me, logically: it’s never gonna happen the tiny hopeful goblin in my brain: but what if it did