[deanwinchesterapologist]

Just some guy (self diagnosed)

[dandyblizz]

transmascs be like:

[perfectfeelings]

[stay-close]

“I don’t know where my head is at anymore. One moment I’ll be fine, and the next moment, I’ll be crying my eyes out.”

— Unknown

[nickyflowers]

on the third day, jesus was coming out of his cave and he was doing just fine

[fridjitzu]

judas: it was only a kiss, how did it end up like this

[kingsupermepat-deactivated20220]

Yea I want to rearrange your guts but first how was your day? Did you eat?

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

surgeons before they put you under anesthetic

[silly-slacker-person]

[starmoury]

[wedoobiehigh]

Call me Daddy

[weedofficial]

if you ever feel ugly just remember that i am uglier 

[hushedhippie]

I forgot how funny the shroom giggles are🍄

[skittlebits]

Me, a modern day lesbian: I have no idea if this woman is into me

Anne Lister in 1832 after 3 minutes in the same room as a woman: She’s already half in love with me and I’m going to wife her

[just-shower-thoughts]

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

[water-based-introspection]

If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water

(This also partially applies to whales)

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

They were what now?

[oppa-homeless-style]

[island-delver-go]

[thedevilsofficialblog]

Mother Nature, come out here I just want to talk

[defydamage]

[columbojumpscare]

Whales are actually Ungulates, more so hippos, entelodons, etc…

Meaning they were somewhat related to big celebrities such as Daedon (the “hell pig”) and Andrewsarchus.

The appearence of the first ancestors of whales probably looked like a small hoofed thing called Indohyus.

(Illustration by julio lacerda)

(illustration by Tiffany Turill)

Basically they went from tiny hoofed herbivore to bigger hoofed carnivore to crocodile-like thing to seal-like things to big sea predators.

[bogleech]

It’s important to mention that we now know dolphins will probably never need to develop true water breathing, because the fact that they breathe air from the surface is actually an ADVANTAGE for them. They get more oxygen at once than an animal with gills and it permits a much higher, more energized activity level for longer periods of time. They are murderous monsters empowered by their access to the forbidden air

[hairenya]

@ evolution turn on your location I just wanna talk

[bisexualdemondean]

Hey how many swords do u have

Sword of a lot

[antisocial-butterflies-deactiva]

Blocked

[bisexualdemondean]

Parried

[babyanimalgifs]

Corgi pups march in single file to conceal the strength of their number from the enemy

(Source)

[ammit420]

*puts myself out there*

*brings myself back*

[eroticartandphotos]

[anexperimentallife]

[followsthesparks]

life gets so much better when you realize that there are no rules. you don’t have to get your license at 16 if you don’t want to. you don’t have to date anyone in your teen years if you don’t want to. you don’t have to move out in your early 20s if you don’t want to. you don’t need to go to any social gathering that you’re not in the mood to go to. and you don’t owe anyone an explanation. sometimes you don’t wanna do something just because you... don’t wanna do it. that’s it. live your life how you wanna live it.