why don't we just kill this fuckin guy

V | 24 | 💖 | mathematician extraordinaire

[sailormaya]

i think most of my problems would be solved if i went back in the closet

[sailormaya]

hey so this is the funniest fucking thing i've ever seen

[apolladay]

Hyperspecific poll but it's all common things that are just rare on Tumblr

cishet and neurotypical

have an active sex life

gym at least once a week

consider yourself completely untraumatised

not interested in creating any form of art/storytelling

none of the above

multiple of the above

Voting ended onJul 6

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[sailormaya]

"affect vs effect" this "who vs whom" that. i have yet to meet anyone who uses "withdraw vs withdrawal" correctly

[k-simplex]

Someone should make a Disco Elysium successor where you play as a futuristic supersoldier who comes across an ancient ringworld and has to stop the Covenant from using it to destroy all life in the galaxy

[sailormaya]

you know it's really a blessing that we cancelled onision before the whole "pedophilia is actually okay" movement this country has going on now

[sailormaya]

the thing about being on a very delicate cocktail of psychiatric medications is, when that recipe gets fucked up, oh boy so do you

[gabriellelestat]

it’s womenmaxxing time. 2026 is the year of women. women only 24/7. we need to talk about women more than ever. it’s women time

[jeniferprince]

we really, really should. 🚬

another piece for my noir series ;)

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[doctorprofessorsong]

As an older queer, allow me to say: the walls of the closet are load-bearing. It is our job as a community to stand in front of that door and tell everyone who wants to peek inside to fuck off.

There are so many reasons a person may choose not to come out and there is no reason a person would owe the public or a stranger that information. Certainly it's not owed simply because someone is famous.

We have fought for decades to make it safer for people to be open and authentic about themselves, but we are not yet there. And even if we were, the closet would still be something we need to maintain for those who are not ready to reveal that part of themselves.

[warmhappycat]

May we never become so obsessed with representation that we forget the sanctity of privacy.

[live-and-learn]

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[live-and-learn]

43 notes as of February 29th!

[live-and-learn]

100 on May 29th!

[sailormaya]

alright wise guy

[sailormaya]

im popular

[sailormaya]

the way most people feel about the populous misusing "gaslight" is the way i feel about the populous misusing "uncanny valley"

[sailormaya]

🎉🎉🎉🎉 HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

I LOVE YOU

[rat-tastic-art]

I think Phoenix Wright has broken a lot of mirrors in his time

[lugubri0uss-deactivated20250504]

i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn