AJ🖤

Lost access to alanjeffbrainrot so I’m here now :(( 25 • He/Him • Gay Find me on AO3 - sailubponbrainrot

[sailubponbrainrot]

Welcome !! Masterlist of my work is below 👇🏻👇🏻

All CWs will be listed. Minors DNI with nsfw work ! You can also find me on AO3 <3

Please note: works are split between my old account (alanjeffbrainrot) and my new account (sailubponbrainrot). I lost access to my old account so I’ll be permanently here now <3

SFW

Jeff & the pack nest pt 1

Jeff & the pack nest pt 2

Secretly mated

NSFW

Pregnancy shenanigans pt 1 - (mpreg)

Pregnancy shenanigans pt 2 - (mpreg, breeding kink)

Don’t ask me to hold back anymore

Bending the rules pt 1 - (teacher/student AU)

Bending the rules pt 2 - (teacher/student AU, size kink)

You have to fall apart to be put back together - (mentions of SA, canon typical violence)

Drabbles

AJ College AU - (SFW)

Enigma!Jeff & Alpha!Alan - (NSFW, hints of mpreg)

Service Top!Alan & Dom Bottom!Jeff - (NSFW, dom/sub dynamics, overstimulation)

FTM!Jeff - (NSFW, internalized transphobia)

Idol!Pon & Fan!Sailub - (SFW)

Brat Tamer!Oab & Brat!Wan - (NSFW, dom/sub dynamics, degradation, overstimulation)

[le-trash-prince]

Look at them, Kim.

[sailubponbrainrot]

Like 5 unfinished AJ fics and my brain just went “but wait what about this other idea”……. Please let this one make it out of the drafts, I miss my boys 😭

[firstkanaphans]

Hi! If you want to, please consider the prompt person A, who is a virgin, goes to person B for experience for alanjeff. But no pressure! Thank you so much, even if you don't end up writing it 😊 have a lovely day!

I am so sorry this took so long, Anon, but I have finally finished. I hope you enjoy!

Read on AO3

[prapaiwife]

OH!!?*()?&>?&%S THAT FACE HIS FACE HE'S STUNNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[firstkanaphans]

Wait, come back! You two are supposed to fuck in that bathtub! Where is the porn I was promised?

[heretherebedork]

The blinding light of love and a hand kiss and that Jeff didn't catch the bouquet was a crime.

[sailubponbrainrot]

The wheels in my brain are turning. Might fuck around and fill in the AJ gaps I feel like the season finale left for me.

[sailubponbrainrot]

My two take aways from Pit Babe 2 finale:

1- I had to rewind like 5 times to make sure but wHY IN THE FUCK IS TONY AT THEIR WEDDING 😭😭

2- I’m now painfully aware of the fact that there is a bathtub nc scene that sailubpon filmed that is now lost in the universe. Guess I’ll have to rewatch the trailer to see what could’ve been (don’t get me wrong the scene we got was CUTE but also…)

[sailubponbrainrot]

Thoughts before Pit Babe season 2 finale: I’m scared and excited and both want it to end and don’t want it to end. I don’t want to say goodbye to my boys but I’m bummed by how writing has been this season. Crossing our fingers that the finale will wrap things up in a way that makes sense. 🙃

[chaismarkji]

I have had about ENOUGH of watching Babe, Charlie, Jeff, and Kenta suffer. ENOUGH.

[negrowhat]

Also if anyone is worried about Alan dying...I do recall a bubbly bathtub AlanJeff love scene we haven't seen yet...a love scene with RINGS if I'm not mistaken.

[wedielike]

Read on AO3.

[sailubponbrainrot]

I was having a rough day because work and then someone discovered my acct and I’m actively watching them go through my master list and my heart is now SO FULL 🤧

[pointlesscandies]

Remember this?

Jeff had 2 requests for a proposal:

Don't propose to me at work while I'm in my uniform and not looking good

Wait until after the skill erasing drug comes out so we can enjoy it and not have to worry as much

So here's Jeff's face when Alan proposes to him (1) at work and (2) while everything with the skill erasing drug is going crazy

Alan my friend. He literally told you he wasn't okay with that. You're lucky he loves you because I would have said no just for spite

[big-dicc]

The day has come where I wish death on one of my favorite characters. I want that chip inside his neck to go boom and Jeff is sad and finds out he preggos after that’s what I want

[sailubponbrainrot]

The proposal ?? Was so underwhelming ?? Because all I could think about was the fact that Alan has this massive ass secret ?? And he’s straight up working for Tony ?? And how that’s quite literally going to destroy Jeff as a person ??