I Know When Your Sleeping.

Yo yo yo I’m Santa Claus

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This years offical naughty and nice list will be decided by YOU!!!!! Reblog with someone you want on the naughty or nice list. Or else.

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Until next year.

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YUO DIDMT GET ME ANYTHIFNG YPU BITHC

...you made my myem pay forbeverything < :[

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Shhhhh…..they don’t need to know that…

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Until next year.

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HOHOHOHOHO!!!!!!!!!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE YOUR PRESENTS!!!!!! ( ＾∀＾)

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I have been scarred, now you must be too!

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YOU MUST REBLOG.

It is december after all.

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I’m coming to town

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Wyd when me n my reindeer pull up in the middle of the night while u sleep? 🤔😏🤨🧐

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Tomorrow night.

You better watch out….

For I will brake into your house and…

Give you things!!!!!!! Yay presents!!!!!!! Whooooo!!!!! ^^ :DD ^_^

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Ho Ho Ho! Now it’s December, Christmas is soon on its way!

Watch out

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I'm sorry Santa but tis tradition

Hjhhjkshs

🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼COCK=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest bitch elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼

Ho ho ho! Merry dickmas!

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If I steal candy from a baby, but the baby was on the naughty list, does it count?

Xoxo, Quibble 🐦‍⬛

Ho Ho Ho! Um well that’s like morally wrong to steal candy from a baby but I mean…..how bad this is baby tho? cause if it’s like a little menace then yeah steal that bitches candy

Merry Christmas!

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A-am i on the nice list M-mr Claus?

Ho Ho Ho! Probably! Idk tbh!

Merry Christmas!

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@satan-offical must be one of your favourite elves

Ho Ho Ho! No.

Fyi Satan isn’t an elf Satan is…Satan idk we didn’t put them on the elf list this year

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i used to be 4'9 like 5 years ago but now I'm 5'8 do I still have to be one of your elves

Ho Ho Ho! The eggs used to be raw but I cooked them, are they safe to eat? No you are not obligated to become an elf!

Merry Christmas!

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Santa the freak

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WRONG BLOG

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the 67 hand movement is either 67 or holding tits and you will never know which I mean