joey

no

[alright-gay]

skfkslckcnelcncn okay I’m at work yesterday and my coworker is telling me about her husband and 2 kids and is bitching and I’m like go. off. because that’s what I do and she says to me “the litter box is HIS responsibility and most of the time he doesnt even do that!!” and I immediately say. “That’s all he does??” because girl just told me she took out the trash and did dishes and cared for her fucking children all before coming into work that morning and shes like “…. that’s not ALL he does……..” like. every time I talk to a girl in a bad relationship a part of me dies. you dont have to be his mom too. he’s not the three year old. he’s not a fucking tamagotchi that if you forget to feed him and wipe his ass he dies in a pile of his own shit. ladies if he dies he dies

[plantwitch]

ladies, if he dies, he dies!

[gothicprep]

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

[distinguishedbaloney]

[lupitasource]

Lupita Nyong'o attends UK exclusive screening of “Us” at Picturehouse Central on March 14, 2019 in London, England.

[meladoodle]

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

[sainte-jonut]

[itstheplugg]

[qh-deactivated20170215]

when a brony stubs their toe

Buckkkkkkk oh my celestia this hurts!!!! does anypony have a bandaid? 

[anothervictimofcyberbullying-de]

When this PARTICULAR brony stubs their toe (which is every FIVE MINUTES!!!)

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH manure manure manure manure manure manure MANURE MANURE MANU}RE BUCKBUCKBUCKBUCK BUCK YOU BUCK HIM BUCK HER BUCK EVERYPONY CELESTIA LUNA CADANCE THORAX TWILIGHT MOTHERBUCKING SPARKLE SWEEEEEEEEEEET BABY FLURRY HEART *incessant hoof slamming on any nearby object* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

this hive of pain will be my sweet sweet end

sweet release from the torture of cyberbullies and trolls

sweet release

YOU PONY HATING FUCKS CAN UNFOLLOW AND BLOCK ME NOW. GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE. YOU GOT YOUR FUCKING CONFESSION OUT OF ME. NOW GO.

[zampl]

you know at least once a week i’ll think that i’ve seen the worst post on this entire website but then, just like that, i’ll be BLESSED with a post that tops every other post i’ve seen, ever

[paper-mario-wiki]

u ever think about how ur skeleton is always wet

[cockyhorror]

I wish I never had but thanks for ruining my life

[httpdemonics-moved-deactivated2]

don ’ t worry ! there will come a time when it ’ s not :)

[cockyhorror]

Thanks! Even worse :)

[solarcitrus]

….I don’t remember drawing this but this is an accurate daily interaction with my cat

[biodiverseed]

Appearing like trenches dragged into the earth, sunken lanes, also called hollow-ways or holloways, are centuries-old thoroughfares worn down by the traffic of time. They’re one of the few examples of human-made infrastructure still serving its original purpose, although many who walk through holloways don’t realize they’re retracing ancient steps.

- Allison Meier in Atlas Abscura

[dumbbadger]

[lissadiane]

Okay, I have a life hack for you.

Last week, I got attacked by the most painful and persistent hiccups of my life at work. My co-worker heard me hiccuping and said, absently, “Got the hiccups?” and I said miserably, “Yeah.” And she said, “Prove it.”

And I glared at her, because why the fuck should I prove anything to her? And I waited for the next hiccup, which would prove that she was a dick and that I was, indeed, suffering from hiccups. And… that hiccup never came. And she smirked and said, “My daughter calls me whenever she has hiccups and when I ask her to prove it, she never can.”

And that was weird. But later that night, I got hiccups AGAIN, so I said to my boyfriend, “I HAVE HICCUPS.” and he said “Yeah, you do.” And I said, “No, ask me to prove it.” And he gave me a look like I was a crazy person, and I hiccuped again and insisted he ask me to prove it and he did and BAM. I couldn’t do it!

And a few days LATER, I got the hiccups WHILE DRIVING ALONE, and I said, out loud, “DUDE, I have the hiccups.” And then, in another voice, “PROVE IT.” And bam. Couldn’t do it.

The moral of the story? Apparently hiccups are little shits who refuse to perform on command. 

There you go. Hiccup cure. I can’t promise it’ll work for everyone, but so far, it’s worked for me like six times.

You’re welcome.

[northerndownpour77]

my mom always offers me a quarter for my next hiccup, works too

[sainte-jonut]

[minimalistgrufti]

Velma Rosai-Makhandia, “The Soul Is A Silent Song” Series

The Soul is a Silent Song sees the Kenyan visual artist and style curator explore abstract ways of depicting the meanings behind African masks. Through mirrors, glass, oblique camera angles and the mask itself, the face of the wearer is obscured, leaving the viewer with a sense of the mysterious boundaries between human and object.

[thebigkelu]

Nellie Salmon, Umatilla, in Native Dress with Ornaments and Holding Bag - Moorhouse - 1900

[thetrippytrip]

[ripcloudbrah-deactivated2018090]

fuckin high schoolers in productions of Hair or Rent do gay kisses at age 16 grow the fuck up ben