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Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity
Thin people can reblog this btw
they wont tho lmao
the kind of witch i wanna be: mysterious, ethereal, wisdom beyond my years
the kind of witch i really am: forgets that i’m a witch 70% of the time, doesn’t even know what phase of the moon it currently is, has nearly set my house on fire more time than i can remember
“For him that stealeth, or borroweth and returneth not, this book from its owner, let it change into a serpent in his hand & rend him. Let him be struck with palsy & all his members blasted. Let him languish in pain crying aloud for mercy, & let there be no surcease to his agony till he sing in dissolution. Let bookworms gnaw his entrails in token of the Worm that dieth not, & when at last he goeth to his final punishment, let the flames of Hell consume him for ever.”
May the sword of anathema slay If anyone steals this book away.
Si quis furetur, Anathematis ense necetur.
I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it
I submitted my application and resume
I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW
My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck
I GOT THE FUCKING JOB
Some updates. I’ve been working at Gordon Ramsay’s steakhouse for almost 4 months and I’m progressing to the point where sous chef is in my very near future.
I’m out here doing my thing and I’m blessed to have all this support and positivity 🙏🏽✨
pomf pomf wiggle ^~^
Look at this, and remember it next time someone says that the gay community survived the AIDS epidemic.
We didn’t survive, we started over. We lost all but an entire generation.
This is what “we survived Reagan, you’ll survive Trump” looks like. No, we didn’t.
This is what “we survived Reagan, you’ll survive Trump” looks like. No, we didn’t.
i’m still PISSED about harry potter leaving draco to die because “oh boo hoo there aren’t enough seats in this minivan someone has to stay behind” like you fool. you fucking fool. i’ve ridden to walmart and back in an 11-person shuttle seating 17 people just bc i didn’t wanna wait to get some skim milk. are you really telling me that you couldn’t put a dude in the trunk for the sake of getting away from a collapsing island? you worried about not having enough seat belts??? people died bc of your poor minivan management skills, harry
i drafted this in a blind rage immediately upon waking up today and i may have misremembered some plot points of the Harry Potter series
#THERE 👏🏻 WAS 👏🏻 ROOM 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻 DRACO 👏🏻 IN 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 MINIVAN (via @dracomalfoyofficial)
why is college so expensive. why do they need so much money from me what are they using it for
why is college so expensive. why do they need so much money from me what are they using it for
Of course you don’t. Free college might hinder the school-to-prison pipeline your prison owning donors depend on
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welp;
Actual quote, in context:
“I believe that we should make community college free. We should have debt-free college if you got to a public college or university. You should not have to borrow a dime to pay tuition… I disagree with free college for everybody. I don’t think taxpayers should be paying to send Donald Trump’s kids to college.“ [video link]
Don’t spread misinformation just to fit a narrative, Clinton is advocating for there to be a cap on who gets free college so that the government doesn’t have to subsidize the education of people with enough disposable income to pay for it themselves. The plan she’s proposing would have a better chance of being passed, is more cost-effective, and still opens up higher education to low-income individuals who previously couldn’t afford it.
the op lagonegirl literally ended up being a russian psyop im losing my mind
Reblogging this as an example of what the Russian interference here on tumblr was. I have seen some people in the past days casting doubts on Tumblr because the blogs that were banned had social justice content.
But that was the point exactly. They posted some real things and a lot of half-truths that would appeal to the kind of politics on here and therefore spread disinformation to discourage us from participating in stopping Trump through the only option we had. I’m glad tumblr left these posts up so we could see for ourselves.
I don’t know if it actually worked on anyone, I hope we all remember to check our sources before making our decisions, but life is short and maybe some people didn’t. There are plenty of real social justice blogs available still, so I hope we will follow those instead.
This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.
THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!
I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!
We all need this.
i don’t believe this stuff works but it can’t hurt to try
I could certainly use some good luck….and besides, this kitty is too cute to pass up. LOL!
Kitty and Daphne
LET 👏 RETAIL 👏 EMPLOYEES 👏 SIT 👏
The only major chain retail store that I know of that allows their cashiers to sit is the Aldi grocery store, a German chain. Their starting pay is also $12 an hour chain-wide.
The interior of the store looks like this so they save money on the annoying shelf restocking. Products remain in their boxes until being removed by customers. No unboxing and putting stuff on shelves, and constantly having to rearrange it. Also, the boxes make inventory a breeze as a sealed box has a defined number of items in it.
Typical American grocery stores have shelves like this
Every item has to be unboxed and neatly stacked on the shelves. If they get messed up by the customers, everything has to be rearranged back to specific rigid order. When you have to verify the inventory, every item has to be removed from the shelves to be counted and put back. Aldi’s also do not have plastic bags. You can buy reusable bags or simply use the empty cardboard boxes that are available.
Last is the carts. Most grocery stores have their carts strewn across the parking lots, rolling around and hitting cars until a store employee is sent out to collect them, after being yelled at by the manager when they were told to do other tasks in the meantime. Aldi’s chains those carts together and you have to put a Quarter in to release it. When you are done, you plug the chain back in and get your Quarter back. If others are lazy, you can collect and return the loose carts and collect the Quarters.
It stops this…
Then the employees have to do this
reblogging this because I love Alidis
With the exception of the shelf stacking, all of this is totally normal in every single supermarket chain in the UK… what the heck America
Same for Germany… why would you make it any more complicated than that. Just. Why not let them sit??
They’re not normal for no reason. The right to sit during work seems normal for most retail workers in these countries because they are it is part of the labor rights that have been won by unions. Sometimes the right to sit was won in an agreement with the store and sometimes it was put down in national laws.
For example, in the UK your employer legally has to provide you with a comfortable seat if you do work that can be done while seating. In the Netherlands you have to be provided a seat if you work at a cash register for more than 4 hours a day or for more than 1 hour uninterrupted.
Unionize.
Listen, as someone with bonafide degrees and qualifications in alternative health therapies and mystic woo, if anyone on this damn hellsite tells you they can cure you’re disease/pain with magic crystals and “just eat charcoal, it pulls all the bad stuff out your body (:” I want you to know they are a lying mcfuckstick and you deserve better.
I’ve been doing alternative therapies, fully qualified, for nearly 15 years. And I’d never in my wildest dreams have the arrogance to claim such a thing. Alternative therapies are there to help and many people, myself included, find great relief from them. But speaking as someone with a chronic condition and several fully certified qualifications in this shit, we cannot cure you with crystals. We cannot cure you with yoga, or spells, or veganism or essential oils. Those things might help, and they might help substantially in helping you to take better care of yourself. I know crystal therapy always leaves me feeling great.
But helping people to heal also means finding them the help you cannot give, and the support they need to see it through. Holding someone captive to false hope that only serves to line your own pocket is the work of a charlatan and anyone that claims selling you a spelled amethyst for $75 will Cure You, isn’t being honest. They are in fact being the opposite of that, and are either ignorantly deluded or maliciously misleading.
Both are harmful, but one is morally reprehensible, and I’ll hold no truck with it. And if you come at me again trying to play some power move like “well obviously you’re not a truly ~gifted healer~ like I am” (really…Really??? that’s the game you’re trying to play? lol okay) I will personally take your ego to hand and ram it where the sun does not shine.
Do not prey on the weak, do not trick those in need of help. What the fuck is wrong with you.
I love this post because while I’m not as qualified as the op I live in these circles and with the scary diagnosis’ I’m getting of late I’m terrified to tell some of the people I know about them. It will be my fault and if I don’t take a billion supplements and drink the tea of this one mushroom that grew out of a gnomes ass, it’ll be my fault if I get sicker. Guys I HATE this.
I’m sorry to hear that you are going through some scary health stuff, and also that you have to deal with this kind of know it all ableism. People can suck, even when they mean well.
From one chronically ill spoonie to another, I wish you well and hope you have more good days than bad. And if you ever want someone to offer a verbal smackdown in your corner, (or just someone to talk to) I’m here and 100% ready to fight. Take care <3
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP
If ur white and like this post I fux with u
^absolutely
5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.
i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this
