Thanks for bringing in hype, AxP5. Farewell, until the next time.
Jules of Nature
$LAYYYTER
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
styofa doing anything
Mike Driver
Not today Justin
RMH
Today's Document
i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
will byers stan first human second
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
AnasAbdin
Keni

Product Placement

shark vs the universe
Peter Solarz

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@saintlybernard
Thanks for bringing in hype, AxP5. Farewell, until the next time.
Hello! This is gonna sound a bit crazy, but I have a AxP5 folder compiled from 2013 which features high quality versions of the songs, there a few tracks missing, namely the ones that aren't numbered. I can't remember when exactly I got this folder, but I do remember finding the link from someone with a Jack Frost profile picture on YouTube in the comment section of a P5:IP song. The google drive link is in my blog. You can take these files and upload them to Mega if you want to! Enjoy!
This is great! Here's the link for everyone to download:
Thank you for sharing, it means a lot to me and others.
Pocket Pussy Review
Fucking christ, lmao
So much more than I expected.
me: frienships sound kinda nice
brain: consider this…………………………………………isolation
me:
Dog refuses to get out of bed then proceeds to fall asleep looking after baby
(Source)
I’m getting better
That fuckin smile at the end
To the worried person in the comments:
No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep.
Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.
However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.
Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.
this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me
they are sharing a fat cuban cigar in bed
can NOT believe no one in the replies has added this. i have to do all the work around here
great work in the tags everyone
the switch successor will be as powerful as 2 switches duct-taped together
Sorry these tags need to be acknowledged I think
i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here
are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????
HOT WOMEN IN YOUR AREA WANT TO EXPLORE ANCIENT RUINS WITH YOU
americans are always saying shit like garbage disposal and i-95
Those are good names for a pair of orange cats
Writing period dramas in the discord, lads
OBSESSED.
[ID: A series of Discord messages. Transcript:
inber: I love in period dramas when something befalls a family and they must DOWNSIZE and they’re like OH HOW WRETCHED, WE ARE REDUCED TO A COOK AND TWO SERVANTS AND A GROUNDSKEEPER IN THIS 5 BEDROOM COUNTRY HOUSE (The servants have their own quarters separate from the 5 bedrooms obviously, ew peasants Then the heroine is like do not fret mama, I am sure we will make new friends and mama is like WE HAVE BUT ONE CARRIAGE AND 6 HORSES WE CANNOT AFFORD FRIENDS
nic | handwrittenhello: HOWEVER WE WILL HOST LAVISH BALLS NOW
inber: Then Lord Cucumberly stops by the house because his horse stepped on a bee and he’s like I’m ever so sorry to bother you, and the heroine is like not at all sir, I’m an expert in horse feets, I read books, and he’s like how QUAINT Then he takes his tophat off and 40,000£ falls out And mama pushes the heroine to flirt with him but she’s like no mama! I cannot be with a man who allows his horse to step on bees!! And mama is like YOU WILLFUL CHILD, I AM TRAPPED ON THIS TINY ESTATE WITH ONLY ONE STRING QUARTET TO AMUSE ME So the heroine runs from home, distressed and wind-whipped, and into the arms of a bee keeper. But it’s actually lord cucumberly’s brother, basil Hmm this thread got away from me
Melitele’s Tits: no no keep going, what happens next Melitele’s Tits: (image of a man eating popcorn while staring intensely at something) Melitele’s Tits: is basil kind to his bees
inber: Well the heroine scolds him at first and is like how could you be so careless with your bees, letting your brother’s horse step on them!! You should be ashamed sir And he says ma’am I beg of you, give me leave to explain
nic | handwrittenhello: he has PTSD from the bee wars of 1870
inber: And she says no!! I am to attend lord cucumberly’s ball and I must put on at least 18 petticoats. Goodbye forever Basil watches her leave, distraught, and considers letting her go. But no! He must tell her! That night at the ball, Basil makes a loud entrance. Cucumberly says brother, I didn’t know you were to attend, welcome And Basil says brother, I didn’t know that you’d STOLEN ONE OF MY BEES TO STING YOUR HORSE, UNTIL I COUNTED THEM And everyone gasps and the camera zooms in on the heroine And she says cucumberly is this true? And he stammers and goes no!! No, it’s a falsehood
inber: But Basil says if that is so, let us interview the horse! So they bring the horse into the ball
nic | handwrittenhello: does heroine know how to speak to horses on account of all the reading she does
inber: Basil produces a jar containing a squashed bee and asks the horse, does this look familiar? And the horse neighs in distress and smashes through the french doors, into the night Cucumberly is shamed and cannot show his face in Upper Shroplingshireton again And the heroine goes to see Basil to apologize and he says there is nothing to be sorry for…. honey And they kiss and it turns out basil is a honey millionaire and all their fortunes are restored The end By jane austen
/end ID]
raidcore
Once on IMDB I saw a “goof” which was that during a scene set in India(?), the light flicker was at the wrong frequency (in hertz). I wish I knew what movie it was to show you guys, I want to say it was some Marvel shit.
I always wondered how this person knew that. Was there an amazing Indian electrician who just instinctively felt the flicker rate was off? Did they go frame by frame and count the flickers per second?
I wanna say that was Tenet?
It was The Bourne Supremacy @garbage-empress
holy fuck
*punching propane tank in a video game*
“no way! I fill these for a living.”
La moto de space X
@weareartificer
I just wish rednecks realized that rednecks are rednecks wherever they are. If they did we would have world peace.
Jimmy neutron looking fresh as hell in his 30s.