The Illusion Of Choice

We are being lied to

[billbuttlicker-]

[teathattast]

Look at him go!!

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

the splashes from previous attempts…this is one dedicated boy

[sociallychallengednerd]

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

[cuteskiddo]

[olderboy-aesthethic]

[bunjywunjy]

the speed limit for ghosts is also 25

[whoooonose]

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

[foryourhealth]

Killed without hesitation

[marshals-to-dictators]

Why would I inflate a spider

[daco-broman]

I will beat you with a fucking rock

[pastelheelys]

[samcahntent]

If it weren’t for the crocheted dog I’d have probably just thought she had a twin lol

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I’m a little disturbed but also highly impressed

[teathattast]

[1kpenny]

[carnival-phantasm]

Lost in the sauce

[baaulp]

*holding both hands to the sides of my temple, struggling and sweating. A hotdog (no bun) levitates in front of my face*

Aaaaaaauuuuuuugggghhhh-

*The hotdog rockets forward past my face, splattering on the wall behind me*

[rnavka]

*places another hotdog in front of you*

Again.

[just-shower-thoughts]

They say that sleep is the closest thing to death. But you never feel more dead than the moment you first wake up.

[marcitlali]

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

[blkreginageorge-deactivated2017]

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

this is the best post on this website why do we all keep trying

[blextrophy]

[mainflopgirl]

if im gonna be famous i want to be flo rida famous. this man has three billboard hot 100 #1 hits and no one can name a single thing about him except for the fact that he is from florida. no annoying stans, no controversy. just radio friendly bops. this is the type of cryptic celebrity status i wish to achieve. he just pops up once every few years makes a hit song then goes back to wrestling alligators or recounting elections…..or whatever it is that floridians even do. he allegedly has a net worth of $30 million dollars and i dont even know what he looks like. has anyone ever seen a picture of this man??? no. can anyone of you even tell me his real name without googling it first??? no. all we truly know is that he likes them apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur that she had on but we dont even know what HE was wearing in that situation do we??? this man has the right idea i respect you flo rida i really do

[soundofbloom]

[lesbianshepard]

i kinda feel bad for oedipus b/c everyone assumes he chose to fuck his mom when in fact he went out of his way to avoid it. he left his hometown and distanced himself from his parents because he was afraid he would somehow get tricked into fucking his mom. everything could have been avoided if his adopted parents told him he was adopted.

[lesbianshepard]

someone: oedipus was fucked up like who fucks their own mother??? fucking weirdo.

me: it’s not his fault! he didn’t know!

[lesbianshepard]

also the point of the myth is supposed to show how despite your best efforts no mortal can thwart fate but also? what the fuck? the whole thing was an oracle telling laius that his son was going to murder him and fuck his wife. that shit came out of nowhere. he didn’t offend the gods or anything. they just decided for no reason other than the world is fucked up sometimes.

[lesbianshepard]

i have been informed that oedipus’ dad, laius, did in fact bring a curse upon himself for kidnapping and raping king pelop’s son chrysippus.

i stand by my stance that it’s still ridiculous to punish oedipus and jocasta for laius’s crimes. also why would the godss curse oedipus for fucking his mom when they tricked him into doing it in the first place? fucked up.

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

You’re assuming the gods are ruled by logic and not by zeus nudging poseidon and saying “hey you know what would be so fucking funny”

[chrissongzzz]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

“Crystal was concerned th-”

“She should be.”

[chrissongzzz]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

“Crystal was concerned th-”

“She should be.”