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If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. đ”âš
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right nowâŠ.
Please give me my refund of 400$ soonâŠ
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big olâ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees theyâd originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperityâŠ
I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR
It fucking WORKED.
Could use this to help with Mini-pâs nursery school, the need to get our winter tires put on rims (which would save us tire-changing money in the long run), maybe someday help me visit my family in the US again, lol⊠:) Between winter tires at the start of the year, needing to have the garage door fixed, needing a new dryer, then losing the nice subsidized nursery school program, etcâŠ2018 has been a bit spendier than normal. D'oh.
I can always use a boost. Hopefully from book orders!
Letâs go 10 of Pentacles. đ€đ
This is what I need right now đđŸđđŸđđŸđđŸđđŸ
Crossing my fingers.
I need driving lessons and have nothing to loose
modern witches:
we somehow found our love for the occult and decided we wanted to dive in head first, and then didnât realize where to start
âis this a good one?â we say as we skim through the tiny metaphysical section at our local bookstore, and walk out with a mishmash of titles from various authors, all with conflicting opinionsÂ
we jot down notes in old school notebooks because that leather grimoire we found online was too expensive
we ditched the books we read over and over again and turned to the internet, hungry for hidden knowledge
we all stumbled upon spellsofmagic.com and tried to do the unthinkable before realizing that it wasnât working and got discouraged
we realized that *gasp* you can write your own spells, but how?Â
we spent hours compiling correspondences for every herb and spice in our kitchen pantry, and dug through boxes to find our old crystal or seashell collection from when we were kids thinking âi could probably use these for⊠somethingâ
we spent too much money on candles and incense before realizing we could get them cheaper online
we practiced drawing sigils and symbols to make them perfect before crumpling up the paper and starting all over
we learned to go outside and look at the moon to see what phase it was in and how we could possibly use that to our advantageÂ
âwhat cardinal direction was for fire again? south?â we went back to the drawing board, digging through our notes to find the section in which we wrote down the information before giving up and doing a quick google search instead
we set up wiccan altars because we didnât know that there was anything else out there at first
we learned about intent, and made sure that we were careful to stir our tea or coffee in one direction or the other to set the mood for the day
we would squint at bottles of body wash in the shower to find the ingredients and quickly figure out how to use them for magick:Â âjasmine and lavender? i think thatâs good for peace or somethingâ
we say little incantations when we cook dinner, or pour food for our pets -Â âbunny, you are happy and healthy. enjoy!â
every witch has gone through their own version of uncertainty and unknowing when they first started practicing. everyoneâs path is different, and the situations leading up to our current state, made us the witches we are today. your path is yours, and yours alone. donât let anyone take that from you.
đđđđđđ I DEFINITELY RELATE
so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called âshellyâs legâ and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.
a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldnât care if it were made up, except that
b) upon further research, it does appear to be true.Â
âare you okayâ by normal people standards? no. by my standards? do you see me crying? no? then yea im good
Spell Timing
Cycles of the Moon
Waxing Moon đ: Spells to grow or create. Example: Enpllyment spells, Love spells, spells that create new opportunities, etc.
Waning Moon đ: Spells to release, bind, or dissapate. Examples: Breaking old or bad habits, letting go of emotional trauma, binding people so they do not do a harmful action against you, etc.
Full Moon đ: This is the most powerful time to do spells for growth or creation. In my experience, the full moonâs energy is powerful enough to do the spell, generally at midnight, for about 3 days.
New Moon đ: The new moon is the most powerful time to do spells for realeasing, binding, and dissapating. In my experience, the new moonâs energy is powerful enough to perform these spells for about 3 days. These you will definitely want to do as close to midnight as possible.
These are generally the phases of the moon that I use to perform my spells. Doing it this way keeps things nice and simple, but still just as powerful.
Pro Tip: Some spells work better if you complete them over time. I frequently break my spells up into a couple days, week, or even over the span of a whole month. While doing it this way does require patience, itâs worth it! My most successful spells have been accomplished using this method!
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Days of the Week
Sunday: Sun; Fortune, hope, and money
Monday: Moon; Merchandise, dreams, and theft
Tuesday: Mars; Matrimony, war, enemies, and prison
Wednesday: Mercury; Debt, fear, and loss
Thursday: Jupiter; Honor, riches, clothinng, desires
Friday: Venus; Love, friendship, strangers
Saturday: Saturn; Life, building, doctrine, protection
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Seasons
Springđ·: Spring is likened to a newborn. Everything is in its Growth. This season is marked by Imbolc and Ostara, the strengthening of the God as he grows, and the recovery of the Goddess from her giving birth. During this time, growth and cleansing spells are most powerful.
Summerđ»: Love, sex, fertility, and reproduction. Summer is marked by Beltane and Litha (Midsummer Solstice), and is a powerful time to perform spells for fertility, relationships, love, and abundance.
Autumnđ: The Harvest Season, season of change- Autumn is that time we approach every year where we are reminded that the old die so the new can be born. We harvest for the winter, to prepare for the time when nothing grows. Marked most notably by Mabon and Samhain, Autumn is an excellent season to do spells for divination, to honour the dead, and for a fruitful harvest. Use the Autumn months to prepare for the winters of your life.
Winterâïž: Death and rebirth, as this is the time of Yule. Spells for new beginnings are especially powerful during the Winter season. After the Winter Solstice, the first full moon is especially powerful, making it an excellent moon to set your intentions and goals for the year.
Itâs more often then not worth it to be patient and perform a spell over a period of time, as I mentioned before. Season long spells, while they must be broad, may be a powerful way to enhance your magick and your life.
Never be afraid of the growth, mi maripositas!
normalize using other herbs for cleansing instead of sage
I love cleansing with my lavender besom âĄ
Tarot Readings
Hi friends!
Along with being back, Iâm opening up tarot readings!
We can discuss prices privately, just message me here!
I also do pendulum readings for only $1 if youâre interested in that route!
honestly it is SO goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me a whore or a bitch or something like girl you think that shit hurts my feelings? my closest friend once told me i dressed like an accounting major going through her 2nd divorce while trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month. THATS a real insult. try harder.
There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible.
Uh, no, youâre so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he didnât like to talk about it?
From John 12:49 âFor I do not speak of my own AccordâŠâ
That is brilliant and this post is an example of the right way to do religious jokes are are actually funny without being preachy nor offensive.Â
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Maybe Jesus didnât like to talk about it because it wasnât the same kind of car as his Dadâs.
Because as we all know, God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in His Fury.
Nah, clearly God drives Dodge pickup trucks, because Mosheâs people are told not to approach the mountain âuntil the Ramâs horn sounds a long blastâ -Exodus 19:13.Â
fUCK YOU ALL
what i said: this thing youâre saying makes me uncomfortable and iâd like you to stop
what my family heard:Â
the mentality of âoh well, iâll probably never see these people again.â has genuinely helped me with my anxiety in social situations so much. like literally⊠fuck it who cares anymore.
Literally no one wants to be my friend.
I put in the effort, try to make plans
But no one wants to spend any time with me.
I understand everyone has their own stuff going on, but I'm not asking for much.
I just need some human interaction every now and then
Even just someone talk to would be nice.
Me, after using every unhealthy coping mechanism I have ever had within the past 24 hours:
đč luxury asks. đč
bubble bath: do you have any routines before bedtime? like skin care, etc. what are they?
champagne: what topic could you talk about for hours?
crushed velvet: have you ever used your charm to get something you want?
diamonds: how do you feel about excessively spending money?
faux fur: describe your wardrobe.
glitter: describe someone special to you.
gold: describe what you would call the most perfect meal.
jazz: name a song that resonates with you and your emotions. explain the reason why.
lace: what is something in your life completely different from last year?
lingerie: do you consider yourself a promiscuous person?
lipstick: do you enjoy talking to strangers?
pearls: whatâs something about your personality that surprises others?
penthouse: what would you consider your dream home? describe it.
perfume: if you could make your own signature fragrance, what would it smell like?
robe: how do you prepare for an evening alone with a loved one/date?
roses: If it had to be winter, autumn, spring or summer for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
satin: what is your most favorite article of clothing?
sheet mask: whatâs your favorite lazy activity?
silk: do you have more inner or outer beauty?
silver: do you have any obscure hobbies? what are they?
sparkling water: what are your top three songs for the summer?
wine: what kind of drunk are you (happy/affectionate, angry, sad, fun/wild)? if you donât drink, what kind do you think you WOULD be?
I hate feeling like people are getting bored of me
Youâre not here to entertain anybody
wow youâre right
Damn
Witch Tip
Being an empath can create major anxiety. Remember to psychic shield in âbusyâ areas.