oh darling, it's nothing but a few stolen miracles

• Charlie • they/she/he • genderfluid • 25 • polyamorous, panromantic, & demisexual • i yearn like, a lot

[live-like-ghibli]

i like how this turned out so posting it here too :3

[kuropin]

Human fuunybunny hell ye hell ye

[homunculus-argument]

Having a whole living room wall full of decorative crosses and crucifixes in your house is the spiritual equivalent of consistently taking antibiotics "just in case" and washing your hands with bleach. Not only are you not making anything better for yourself, I'm pretty sure that you're making things way, way worse for everyone.

[thetetra]

Im just imagining a demon building up a holy resistance stat till they can slip past a crucifix purchased at target and slapped on the wall then eventually moving on to one that was actually blessed by a priest and starting the stat grinding all over again.

[homunculus-argument]

They've developed an immunity to christianity, you gotta find a shinto priest to cleanse your home to make them leave.

[fluffysheeps]

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

[morikei-morina]

my cat cappuccino today

[almondsandalmonsandalmonds]

[nevver]

Last light, Mary Mattingly

[anonbeadraws]

today's warm up: Traffic jams from the whims of dragons, what a world to live in.

[thememedaddy]

[queerasaurus-rexx]

So, uh

Sam Neill passed away.

A lot of people know him as Dr. Grant from Jurassic Park, but Sam Neill has an incredible catalogue of film and television, stretching back to 1975 on the big screen, but he cut his teeth in university productions of Shakespearean dramas.

All this to say, Sam Neill never let himself get pigeonholed as an actor. He was an incredibly versatile actor with a plethora of roles and genres to his name.

And that's not even touching upon his interests outside of acting. He was a passionate vintner (of the Two Paddocks winery) and an outspoken environmentalist who frequently spoke out against political policy that negatively affected indigenous peoples in Australia and New Zealand.

Jurassic Park is an incredible film, and I know many people have fond memories of the original trilogy.

But Sam Neill was more than just Dr. Grant. And I think that should be remembered too.

[thememedaddy]

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[everyday-cutephoto]

[aflo]

if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables

[dogpuppy]

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

[stankpasta]

rb if u hates terfs

[official-pussy-posts-2]

Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post

[petaltexturedskies]

Franz Kafka, in a diary dated 14 July 1912, from The Diaries Of Franz Kafka: 1914-1923