Love Them Worms

[hollowboobtheory]

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

[hollowboobtheory]

everyone shut up except this person

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

[beckie-letitia-deactivated20210]

Get in loser, we’re going to the farmers’ market

[only-tiktoks]

[fieldbears]

Sharing the secrets of your hearth with strangers who will never be able to meet or thank you. Honoring the dead through learning their traditions of the home; emulation and exaltation. A good carrot cake.

[riflesniper-a]

insanely important thrift store find

[pseudomantis]

in medieval times there were a lot of reanimated skeletons with swords but you dont really see any more these days

[2201]

[guerrillatech]

[heartseeker]

i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

shes turning 2

[awbrainno]

I’m also celebrating your dogs birthday

[storms-and-illness]

celebrating tumblr user heartseeker’s dog’s birthday on the fourth everyone

[dtbird]

god gives his coolest girlfriends to his most loser reddit bros

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

[beakedwhalesyo]

Dumbasses say they want a manic pixie dream girl, but then lose their shit when they're actually weird and it's not all an act. Pussies.

[da-boy-o-kultur]

Get a Renaissance woman, bitch about her being interesting.

[funeralmarketsuperstore-deactiv]

don’t talk to me before ive consumed my potions

[stormwaterwitch]

*Pulls Tarot card from deck for the first time in literal months* Me: Okay Deck, what the fuck is going on *pulls Tower card* Me: Yeah tell me something I don’t know buddy

[castratedvader]

thank you lgbt people who are into horror

[zzoupz]

thank you lgbt people who creates the horror

[swesq21]

thank you lgbt people who are the horror

[macklemorrigan]

at the goth bbq eating corn on the macabre

[kaldurcalm-deactivated20240513]

Cackling.

In case the original goes away:

Text version:

Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)

Please.

Folks, seriously.

PLEASE.

Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.

URGING you to consider firework alternatives:

- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky

- dropping a stack of large books on the floor

- wrapping a toga around a candle

- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos

[rhymingwithpurple]

ok so here's the thing

[wizardonline]

new and magnificent beasts will arise from the muck. trust me on this one

[velociraptrix]

[wiremotherworshipper-deactivate]

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

[liberalsarecool]

The POS test.