BBQ Ribs With A Side Of Fruit

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Don’t have many good refs for my boys.  Considering that they’re from Ultimate Tenkaichi on the ps3, I’m fairly impressed I got what I got.  

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Been playing some DBX2.  Picked it up during Black Friday for $25.  

This is Coriander, Oleander’s older sister.  Got to the bit where Vegeta taught her how to go Super Saiyan and because her energy level was so high, she went straight to Super Saiyan 3.  

Laughed the whole time because, Vegeta skipped SS3, but Cori skipped directly to SS3 and I laughed at Vegeta’s incompetence.  

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My DBZ characters.  The ones here are through Xenoverse 1 and Ultimate Tenkaichi.  

The list goes, starting from the top right: Bryony Kadu Sage and Heath Rawl Waure Beets Leek Osmun Oleander Calliope

Osmun is probably the oldest OC that I had made.  And I feel kinda bad because I had, originally, took him from someone else.  SO.  I remade him, although I still really bad about it.  

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I tried a freckles brush.

This is why I don’t edit.  

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Bored, so I created a Namekian.

His name is Calliope.  He’s a bully.  And also a smol alien.  Has two ‘friends’ who are also Namekians. They’re names are Eigen and Barbat.

He has a great control of his energy but is a very weak melee fighter. He relies on Barbat and Eigen to keep enemies distracted.

He’s still taller then Sage.

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Rawl and his older brother, Waure.

Because trying to create original ‘Refrigerated’ names was too difficult.

Neither one is super powerful, but on the scale of Raditz to Freeza, Rawl is Saiyan Saga Nappa and Waure is Sayian Saga Prince Vegeta.

Rawl is the Saiyan Tail hunter, attacking my original trio, Sage, Heath and Oleander. Waure is a mercenary who occasionally appears in Strongest in the Universe Tournament.

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Sage     - Lonely Day     - Part of Me     - Save Me ~ Shin Budokai AU     - Moonlight Sonata Oleander     - I Bet My Life Heath     - Stand by Me     - Landmine     - One Day Bryony     - Diamonds      - When Can I See You Again ~ Prime Osmun     -  Hey Brother

Kaducous     - You’re the Devil in Disguise

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Sage looks up at the side of the cliff.  He wasn’t sure why Osmun had brought him here, this early in the morning and he probably didn’t really want to know.

“For today’s event,” Osmun starts, and Sage looks over at him.  “You’re going to climb to the top.”  Sage looks back at the cliff face.

“You’re kidding me. That’s it?”  This was going to be easy, he thinks.  Not much of an event.  

“But before we start, I need you to close your eyes,” Osmun says.  

“My eyes?” Sage instantly think of some sort of prank, but knows Osmun enough to know he wouldn’t pull something like that on him.

Osmun gives a small nod, and Sage complies.  Nothing seems to happen, other then Osmun poking him.  “You done yet?” he asks before suddenly feeling drained.  He opens his eyes, and looks up at Osmun.  “What did you do?”

“I negated your energy control,” Osmun says.

“You what!” Sage yells at him.  

“Its so you can’t cheat your way to the top,” he says, seemingly unaffected by Sage’s yelling.  “You still have your strength, your stamina and your brain.  You just can’t use your energy to fly, jump or boost yourself.”  Osmun looks at Sage.  “And you can’t use it to go into Super Saiyan.”  

Sage scoffs.  He couldn’t control that even if he wanted to.  “Give me back my energy!”

“I didn’t take it,” Osmun says and floats up into the sky.  “But if you want that control back, I’ll be waiting for you at the top.”

“Osmun!” Sage yells as he disappears.  “Stop being a monkey unkle and get back here!” Osmun doesn’t turn around. “Osmun!”  

“You relied too much on Heath and Oleander!” he yells back, but out of sight. “Now they’re gone.”  Sage clenches his teeth in anger.  It should have been him.  It should have been him!  

“I’ll kill you!” he yells out and Sage hears it echo.

“Then come up and make me dead,” Osmun shouts back.  “And I’d hurry.  The Agnatha and Candiru  are coming fast and you’re bleeding energy like a wounded animal.”

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Rawl looks up. Even in the haze, she instantly recognizes the face.  “You Saiyan monkeys are a lot more difficult to kill then I thought,” she mutters. “I remember leaving you for dead.” The Saiyan named Oleander continues to stand over her as she takes another drink.  “I remember you being more together,” he says.  Rawl looks at where her left arm should have been.  “They took my eye too,” she mutters, touching her covered eye socket.  “They were my best feature.”  “You still have your right eye.” “Quit patronizing me, Saiyan.” She waits for a response, another retort. It had to be such a view to see the enemy in such a state. He says nothing.  “What do you want?” “My friend.”   “Your friend?” Rawl repeats and she starts laughing, drawing attention from the other patrons. “That ‘special’ monkey? I don’t have him anymore.”  He had been taken from her.  Stolen.  “Zerda was much displeased with my loss.”  She could hear him grind his teeth and she couldn’t hold back a grin.  “She would be disappointed in your loss, too.” “Who is Zerda?”  “A slimeball who had me hunt you down,” she mutters.  Rawl looks at the empty glass.  “Runs a Cure-alls shop on the planet Guko, but they probably won’t help you.” Rawl looks up at Oleander.  He hadn’t seemed to move much.  Didn’t seem to care much for what she said, either unless it involved his friend.  “Probably rip your tail right off.”  She taps her eye.  “I was awake when they took this.”  She could hear a frustrated sigh.  He was the passive-aggressive Saiyan of his little group.  He amused her but she figures it would be best to let him leave without harm done to her. “You could probably see a sight seer of Vhi,” she says.  “I have one I always go to.  Helped me find your friend.” She sees him get more interest as she continues.  “I’m sure you know where Vhi is.  Just mention my name. You’ll get the help you need.”

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Bryony walks up to the Saiyan and taps his shoulder, but before she can say anything, he spins around at her. “Look, I don’t need your pity,” he says right away.  “I’m over hear because I want to be here, not because I’m alone.” She’s surprised at the sudden defensiveness of him. “I wasn’t-” “I know you only came over here to tease me.  Yea, I’m a Saiyan. And Yea, I’m weak. There isn’t a need to pour salt on the wound.”  Bryony screws up her face to stop herself from punching him in the face.  The nerve of this guy. “My name’s Bryony,” she says putting out her hand.  He glances at her hand.  “And I’m a Saiyan.” He takes her hand, giving a curt shake, and she walks away from him. “The nerve of that guy,” she mutters when she meets back up with Beets and Leek. “Don’t let first impressions get you,” Leek says.  “Pima’s been having it rough. Like Beets said, there’s only been a handful of Saiyans as Time Patrollers, and there’s no way in along shot that he’s the strongest one here.” “That’s no excuse to be rude,” Bryony says crossing her arms.  “He didn’t even tell me his name.” 

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-Sage: So that’s a caption machine? -Dr. Briefs: No, no my dear boy. It’s a cappuccino machine. -Sage: And it makes captions? -Dr. Briefs: It makes cappuccinos. -Sage: Is it good? -Dr. Briefs: They are as close to ambrosia as I can get. -Sage: Can I have one? -Dr. Briefs: Help yourself. -Sage: *makes himself a cup with assistance from Dr. Briefs and drinks it. Sage instantly spits out the scalding water* -Dr. Briefs: Oh dear. Looks like I forgot to calibrate it after that last test. Honey! Get the poor boy some ice and salt water!

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- Sage: What’s this? - Oleander: Bulma said it was a spice. Curry. Supposed to make your food taste better. - Heath: Better? - Oleander: You put it on your food. - Sage: *with the mindset of putting a lot of curry to make his food taste even better then normal, loads on the spice* - Heath: Doesn’t smell like it would taste good. *takes a pinch and eats it* - Sage: *literally inhales all his food* - Heath ends up spitting it out of his mouth, Sage nearly chokes to death and Oleander nearly suffocates from laughter*

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Sage B is stonger then Oleander A, Sage A, and Heath A combined.

HE MUST BE STOPPED.

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Update:

Sage B is getting predictable. Has problems fighting Oleander A and Heath A. Crisis averted.

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[imagineyouroc]

Imagine you OC going out to get some curry. They realize as soon as they take the first bite, its 500 levels of spicy 

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#Sage and Heath#Heath would try a bit but Sage would take a mouthful#oleander would be too busy crying at the both of them to try

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*watches pota* *gets inspired for a Sage fic*

Person a - “Is he Tuffle or is he Saiyan?” Person b - “He’s Saiyan, for sure. But the real question is, was he made into a deviant or born a freak of nature?” Sage - “I’m standing right here, asshole.”

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Are you ready to die saiyian? 

Scratch that. You’re needed alive. I guess a bit of suffering will have to do.