The Salad Has The Phonebooth

Welcome to the blog of Javey Romaine Lettuce, a young, bold, straightedge, extroverted, loud, optimistic girl (she/her) with short hair who spends her days drawing inside of the tardis she built. traveling through time and space with a huge grin on my face.

[dogpuppy]

[saladinthetardis]

Yeah I’m dating Rider now. Woo.

[saladinthetardis]

Yeah, I'm married to Rider now. Woo.

[saladinthetardis]

It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Absolutely bonkers. What the fresh fuck. Wow.

[underwaterneon]

pokemon unite scares me but the holowear is awesome

[underwaterneon]

snorlax in particular does not miss

[tagfer]

[saladinthetardis]

It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

OH DEAR GOD

[donutsornonuts]

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

[horreurscopes]

do you ever get into one of those moods where your heart aches and longs for something so deeply but you dont know what and your heart is like a stubborn toddler screaming i want it !!!! please give it to me !!!! And you’re desperately like i don’t know what kind of emotionally fulfilling experience to give you at 3 PM on a Wednesday !!!!!!!!!

[nikswonderland]

between the trees & flowers

[lantern-hill]

cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

[dankmemeuniversity]

[antidotefortheawkward]

everyday i think of instant gratification monkey

[antidotefortheawkward]

instant gratification monkey my beloved

[antidotefortheawkward]

[antidotefortheawkward]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[tooies]

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

[funeralprocessor]

ancestral form of touch grass

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[yallstillhere]

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

[yallstillhere]

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

[lemon-illustrations-deactivated]

things i love about fall 🍂

[ashstfu]

2023 is in three months

[chat-chouage]

the other day i started writing an office romance but i quickly remembered that i have no idea what working in an office is like

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

as opposed to your vast personal expertise in romance?

[chat-chouage]