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[officialunitedstates]

what if ants speak english really quietly and we just cant hear them

[officialunitedstates]

what if they speak korean

[lazyavocado]

[tankinator]

old florida by air and water on Flickr.

[lualvees-blog]

[alext]

エリンのへや

[andrewbelami]

Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies

[galren]

#We did it honey#the evil is defeated (via @beasthenshin)

[mchanzo-is-mccanon-deactivated2]

this is the most white heterosexual nonsense ive ever seen

[warmbooze-blog]

congrats! your smokebox was blue

this means you will birth a Denim Child

[cultural-antifascism-deactivate]

*Jild

[queenbeanz]

I don’t understand why you are all so offended by this. They found out the genre of their baby by doing something they like to do. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ISSUE HERE? WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE SO HYPERSENSITIVE ABOUT EVERYONE ELSES LIVES. BACK TF OUT OF PEOPLES BUSINESS FOR FUCKS SAKE.

[andrewbelami]

The genre of their baby

[estebanwaseaten]

Easy Listening Baby

[golden-eyedghost]

Smooth Jazz Baby

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

post-progressive dreamfunk baby

[biff-donderglutes]

Honey do you see the dreamy blue hues rippling in the residue of the vaporized car? We’re having a vaporwave baby

[deltasniper1000]

ハヤテグッドボーイI N F A N T

[inkblotsspot-deactivated2018121]

>tfw no vaporwave baby

[fernhat-official-deactivated201]

[internetopia]

This post is a journey

[frogii]

i had to read through this post that already started off stressfully and now you do too

[saladstressing]

Damn

[saladstressing]

Sometimes I just really wish I were a goose

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

[saladstressing]

Alright @saturns-moonchild

[tragicinsanity]

Went to see fifth harmony with one of my bestest friends the other day bc she loves them

[saladstressing]

Fuckboi: come over

Me: no

Fuckboi: my parents aren't home

Me: I kno

Fuckboi:

Me: they're in my basement

Me: Lol they dead

[mhaikkun]

[travelinfolkie-deactivated20210]

Reblog if you think Donald Trump should be the first man on the Sun.

[saladstressing]

Then he'll really feel the bern

[saladstressing]

Underwear for guys is just dick pockets

[ughsick]

[mothurs]

me: i’m done posting personal shit online me 5 minutes later: it all started when i was 4 years old and

[cloudthesamoyed]