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“is john egbert happy?” andrew hussie: no……. me:
MARVUS’S THEME: CLOWNFUCKER I think Toby actually named this one. The idea here is that you start with a normal song and slowly work your way to the weird clown shit. this is meant to reflect the real life struggle of finding someone hot and slowly but surely acclimating to the fact that they are a clown. we all been there. extremely relatable.
i got that weird laugh from toby as an mp3 and i THINK its from a spiderman game. it could just be toby’s own impish laughter but probably not. toby has a hearty joy-filled laugh with exactly 0% in the vein of clownery. i love toby so much.
so here we are. friendsim friday and i have to act like clownfuckery is just another aspect of my life akin to say a sweet tooth or psoriasis. like “yeah man we all done fugged a clown once am i right fellas” over here grasping at straws, desperation in my voice “r-right??? fellas???”
his name was daniel and he really loved ICP and i think now he works as a manager at a taco bell. yeah thats right daniel. i’m callin you out you nasty juggalo. my inherited army of teens are comin into your taco bell and taking all your fuego sauce. dont call me. that felt good. i feel better. what were we talkin about?
iron man: Well kid for starters if you want to be an Avenger you’re going to need to have an actual, professional e-mail address
peter “[email protected]” parker: but i do, mr stark
peter, standing on the ceiling at 3am t posing: vriskakin
tony, sobbing: i dont know what that fucking means
peter: well i guess this means we’re all in cahoots now, huh. cahoooooooots
dr strange: dunno why you said that word twice like that. but technically yes
I like to write but it tortures me that there are some scenes that really I’d only be able to communicate with a Homestuck Flash
#homestuck disrupted mediums and I don’t like it
the signs as weird shit they did in d&d
aries: broke a temple on the first meet, which later became crucial to defeating one of the major bosses.
taurus: created a small army of tamed animals to fight for them.
gemini: exploited the rules to get a rocket pack for another player.
cancer: tried to boss everyone around but ended up arguing with themselves.
leo: made shipping charts. for everyone. killed wild animals and ate them instead of bothering to buy rations.
virgo: became a vampire. somehow convinced the dm to let them wield a chainsaw.
libra: took lawful neutral to new levels. licked everything as a free action.
scorpio: pushed taurus off a cliff. twice.
sagittarius: used a bow the entire time, even though they didn't have proficiency with it.
capricorn: fucked around for most of the campaign. somehow became part of the main villain?
aquarius: kept killing all of the npcs, even though they clearly weren't supposed to.
pisces: had civil conversations with cthulhu.
if there is a homestuck out there that doesn’t know the words to “how do i live” come forward
*raises hand* me
allow me to fix your sins
Decided to do an experiment with this pesterlog Denten and I did together! This is one of my favorite of their exchanges in the whole comic, so I picked this clip to work with.
Full pesterlog here
John | Rose
Bringing this back, since me and @kyleehenke were feeling nostalgic about Homestuck VA things we used to do. Since this is a more recent thing, i figured it’s worth boosting again.
I am moving to a new STATE in a couple weeks, and I need enough funds to get my ass over there!
How to request a Commission:
1) Stop by my Twitch when I’m Livestreaming and talk to me in Chat
I will announce on my twitter @Salahare when I’m ready to stream, and when my stream starts!
My Twitch account is SalahareDrawsToo
2) Email me at [email protected] with the phrase “Moving Sale Commission” in the Subject line
How to pay:
Once we work out the details of what you want, I will draw up an INVOICE in Paypal and send it to your email so you can pay me upfront.You will not be required to have a Paypal account, as far as I know. If you do not have a credit card we can possibly negotiate a different payment method.
Just want to donate?
That’s great too! You can head to https://twitch.streamlabs.com/salaharedrawstoo and leave me a tip while I livestream! I’ll still draw you a quick gift sketch on the stream as a thank you~
Please reblog and spread this post, I really need the help and if the next month is successful I’ll keep my commissions open through the new year!
Here’s some of my art that made it into the Hiveswap trailer! I just did the backgrounds, not any of the characters or animations or anything (though I did get to design Jude’s pigeons! Look how cutely they are animated!!) It feels so good to be able to finally show you some of this stuff.
just look at these kids (人´∀`*)
“Of course the ending of Homestuck was rushed, there’s no way around it!”
“I mean there were some nice bits about it and the overall presentation WAS pretty incredible…”
“Actually now that I think about it there might be a reason for the abrupt ending, after all the kids were trying to escape the game…”
“And by doing it they might have escaped the media they were trapped in, fooling both Lord English and the expectations of the reader.”
“Of course, it makes perfect sense! That’s why it ended with so many plot points unresolved, it’s actually genius!”
“Yes I hear what you’re saying and I agree, it was pretty abrupt and I would’ve taken a full, satisfying ending over the metaphorical one Hussie fooled us with.”
“But aren’t the true fools those who don’t take their opportunity to create a memorable and unique ending despite all the criticism and hate!?”
“And maybe… for just a moment I could think that Hussie actually did care about us and didn’t end the comic just because he was sick of it…”
“OKAY I’M COMPLETELY ON BOARD WITH THIS THEORY!”
Speaking as a weirdo who was genuinely satisfied with the ending of HS (though I do want that epilogue), this is still fucking beautiful.
Even more beautiful: The entire concept of Pearl being a filthy Homestuck.
A huge thanks to everyone who stopped by my livestream! I’ll have full info on prices for these up soon so you can order your own badge art like these!
http://www.twitch.tv/salaharedrawstoo
Click the image to get to the stream!
I’ll be streaming as long as I can, usually stopping around 9pm MST.
All donations over $5 will be given a sketch/drawing!
Livestream Progress 03-10-2016
I spent most of the stream venting with Undertale doodles, when I accidentally sketched this concept… and pushed to try and finish it. Linearting took me about… 2 ½ hours?
Programs used: MyPaint, Photoshop CC
Here’s another character sheet turnaround for the anime, this time of Sebastian the Fish!
What soulful eyes! What gleaming scales! Surely a main character like this far outshines cliche superhero boys.