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mcu hateblog, rarely posts

[1966loveminuszeronolimit]

the email can’t reach us here

[homokommari]

america got superheroes and japan got magical girls. i think america is the clear loser here

[homokommari]

if i got rescued by a superhero id be like "theres a 50% chance u are a secret billionaire, go kill off bezos if u really wanna help me". if a magical girl rescued me id be like "thank u girl, good luck on ur math test!"

[homokommari]

oh but if spiderman saved me i'd be like "thank u boy, good luck on ur math test!"

[iamnmbr3]

talking to normal people is so hard bc it’s like

Me: omg I love that marvel character so much! 

Normal Person: oh so you like the mcu?

Me: no. fuck marvel. I hate them with a burning passion

Normal Person: ?????? but isn’t that a marvel character? 

[iamnmbr3]

@snapcracklepop-myjoints​ you. you get it. 

[evilkitten3]

i don’t even like blorbo i like what blorbo could have been if blorbo had had competent writers

[jonaldronaldrolkientolkien]

I like the secret, good, blorbo that lives in my head

[omghotmemes]

Gotta make money somehow

[superiorjello]

The older this gets the funnier it is

[xxsincerelymiaxx]

[owowowowwoowoowow]

[soledadmiranda]

nothing but respect for MY spider man!!!!

[thebrutalballadoffangusklot]

Saw an amazing picture on Twitter I can’t find that was like doc ock with the words “infinity stones? Gods? Tony stark? Peter I’m here to throw cars at you”

[nudierhythm-deactivated20230621]

here you go queen

[thebrutalballadoffangusklot]

thank you i love this

[goofstep]

[maydayparkers]

Loving the concept of superheroes hanging out to do regular ass things

[maydayparkers]

Marvel comics peaked with that panel of Daredevil and Spider-Man mentioning that they went antiquing the whole day so they couldn’t have possibly committed a crime

[murdockquills]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[bludragongal]

Spider-Man: MENACE

[eroscestlavie]

look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan. 

[chimpanzeedotcom]

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

[iamoutofideas]

you’re too late spiderman I’ve already sucked all the dicks in new york

[sniperscopes]

[prokopetz]

The essential dichotomy of Spider-Man – and the thing that makes him relatable – is that he’s freakishly competent at literally everything that’s related to superheroing, and extremely bad at literally everything that isn’t.

[wadey-wilson]

Hand sanitizer Web Shooter

[lastvalyrian]

It’s so hilarious that Endgame was supposedly the greatest event in cinematic history and less than a year later nobody talks about it ever and if it’s brought up again the collective response is just “oh right”