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• stephanie • • 14 • • intp • • they / them • previously kangazing

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[raiikyuu-deactivated20150724]

me: *is replaced* me: hahaha thats ok as long as ur happy :) :) :) :) :)

[momowithgrumps]

Great hair? Or Greatest hair?

[raymukada]

[mongoliantiger-deactivated20160]

More stalker Hayziio.

[salandre-blog]

All the ones ending in 5

- 5. Relationship status?

     Single. I did ask this guy out Saturday, but he said he liked someone else and now he’s avoiding me. 0/10 would not recommended.

- 15. Have any pets?

     I have a beagle named Buddy.

- 25. Do you miss anyone from your past?

     My dad.

- 35. Last person you cried in front of

     My mom

- 45. Are you mean?

     Kind of.

- 55. Friend of the opposite sex likes you what do you ?

     I don’t know.

[mechinaries]

McGonagall is McGONEagall

[ciaobirdie]

That pun, though.

[intpmusings]

I’m a laid-back person with a ton of anxiety.

[thebelchers]

[salandre-blog]

When family/friends "tease" me about my interests

What they think they're doing: good harmless fun :)

What they're actually doing: making me more paranoid, making me ashamed of what I like, more distrustful. More likely to hide all my interests and not want to open up to anybody.

[housecatincarnate]

[musicalmelody22]

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

[fororchestra]

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

[corruptbucky]

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

[justtkeepcalmm-deactivated20250]

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

The lengths we go for music.

[lady-gorthaur]

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

[elsajeni]

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

[stifled giggling]

[reeeeeeally deep breath]

[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]

The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

[minguskingus]

This is the best band post 

Everyone else go home

[oxboold-deactivated20180729]

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

[prokopetz]

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

[vivelafat]

Julius IdontgivaFucik

[septemberbells]

More like Julius Fuckit

[sushinfood]

Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share

[space-star-spirit-deactivated20]

salandre remember when I was playing clarinet and sat next to you in band? Didn’t the clarinet section get, like, 5 F’s. And you (being the only oboe player) get 4? THAT’S A PRACTICAL DEATH SENTENCE FOR CLARINET SCREEKS AND OBOE SQUEAKS

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Omfg we did and I think we almost died

[babelady]

psychic: *reads my mind* my mind: *constant game grumps intro playing* psychic: what the fuck

[salandre-blog]

the signs as poorly thought out shit that i've actually done

ARIES: knocked my brother off of our roof

TAURUS: spent over 200 dollars on real life pokemon badges

GEMINI: tried to make french toast by myself, accidentally used an entire carton of eggs for three pieces of toast

CANCER: slept on my floor because i didn't want to wake up my dog to move him (seven times)

LEO: got called pretentious and reacted by looking up the word pretentious in the dictionary to find the exact definition to prove my accuser wrong (age 13)

VIRGO: printed out a chart to cross reference all of the possible places i could purchase cadbury eggs at any given time

LIBRA: forgot to sleep for two days

SCORPIO: became jealous of the video game "skyrim" because my significant other spent more time playing it than talking to me

SAGITTARIUS: learned how to tie my shoes wrong, still tie them wrong today (age 16)

CAPRICORN: named my first goldfish "Goldfish #1"

AQUARIUS: accidentally told my 68 year old grandfather to "suck it or pay up"

PISCES: cried so hard at the movie "brother bear" that my mother had to escort me from the theater because people were complaining

[salandre-blog]

me: I don't care :)

me, one second later: *starts crying*