you think jake gyllenhaal was gonna bottom after eating nothing but fucking beans? on a mountain? no toilets no shower-shot just beans and whiskey? the two most gastrointestinally homophobic foods to exist??? shut the fuck up heath ledger pulled his dick out and released the floodgates of jake’s post-bean butthole cacophony and theres nothing you can do about it
you think jack twist was walkin around with a nice fuckin shiny fuckin enema bulb and a fuckin PURE for Men prescription when he was on that mountain getting GAPED??
TO FREEDOM??



















