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The content is varied, rarely tagged, and occasionally naked. Enjoy! I'm also here if you need someone to talk to. You can find me on Twitter @Salatrix1

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

you think jake gyllenhaal was gonna bottom after eating nothing but fucking beans? on a mountain? no toilets no shower-shot just beans and whiskey? the two most gastrointestinally homophobic foods to exist??? shut the fuck up heath ledger pulled his dick out and released the floodgates of jake’s post-bean butthole cacophony and theres nothing you can do about it

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

you think jack twist was walkin around with a nice fuckin shiny fuckin enema bulb and a fuckin PURE for Men prescription when he was on that mountain getting GAPED??

TO FREEDOM??

[yourplayersaidwhat]

DM: Okay, you all clambor through the bushes and on the other side, at the end of the path, you see a small, unsuspecting shack.

Player A: … Shaq?

Player B: SHAQ?!

Player C: A little Shaquille O’neal appears.

Player B: A small, unsuspecting SHAQ!

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Wow reading the Player's Handbook really helps us play D&D

So we’re totally green players and we kinda read some of the Player’s Handbook. Kinda. My sorcerer Xalyx has less than stellar stats and I was pretty useless in fights. Last time (when we poked a lump of dirt in the sewers, it’s posted here somewhere too) we found out I had weapons I was proficient in. Now I was finally reading through the phb and I found out I can add my proficiency bonus to my attack rolls with spells too. So I told my friend about it (she plays Corros) her response was: I swear, with every realization that you can do something is feels like Xalyx third eye is suddenly opening.

Xalyx: i- have weapons…

Xalyx: i- have power…

Xalyx, with suddenly glowing eyes: I CAN MURDER I showed this to our DM because I found it hilarious and she said:

Pfff. Xalyx suddenly ages 10 years (wild magic surge) and gains a morsel of self-confidence.

Conclusion: READ THE PLAYER’S HANDBOOK KIDS!

[lucalicatteart]

~ character detail generators ~

Since it’s a good silly way to relax and pass the time, I’ve now made three random generators lol! Feel free to try them out if you’d like!  

– The first is the old one I’ve posted about before which will randomly generate a fantasy identity for you (species, where you live, what you do, and your background story).  – The second generates random background details for you/a character (in the format of “You are a [random job or title], who [random personal trait], that has always [random persistent trait], and wants to [random goal] “). – The third just generates a set of character traits ( 2 random traits, a skill, a quirk, a hobby, and a main personal struggle). Examples of results provided in images above …… have.. fun randomly generating things, I guess!  I don’t really have a clear reason, these are just fun to make lol

(note: I’ve been told that links may not work on mobile or something, so I’ve written them out as well. The url can now just be manually typed in if the links don’t take you anywhere. Hopefully this modification to the post helps!)

LINKS:   ~ first generator  ( http://lucalicatteart.tumblr.com/fantasygenerator )  ~  ~ second one ( http://lucalicatteart.tumblr.com/backgroundstorygenerator)  ~ ~ third one ( http://lucalicatteart.tumblr.com/charactertraitgenerator )   ~ 

[doodldan]

i am kiri :v 

[skyloreyn]

SNL really did that. 

[skyloreyn]

the official national anthem of the prequel lovers 

[danbutt]

[fuckwhoyoucamewith]

it’s never too late to start again. 5pm on a thursday can be your new monday. you don’t have to wait until the new year to better yourself. time is an illusion, don’t forget that. just because you woke up at 1pm, it doesn’t mean you messed your whole day up and that you can’t turn the mood around. it’s never too late to start again!!!!!

[wigshewrote]

[willinq]

[willinq]

Sometimes things in context… are better

[moonbitchh]

I haven’t seen this in forever but it’s still exactly my sense of humour I’m creasing

[heartstoppercomic]

chapter 4 - 28

en français

read from the beginning / read on tapas / my art blog / my personal blog / art instagram / heartstopper merch / read the next update early on Patreon!

Charlie, a highly-strung, openly gay over-thinker, and Nick, a cheerful, soft-hearted rugby player, meet at a British all-boys grammar school. Friendship blooms quickly, but could there be something more…?

Nick and Charlie are characters from my debut novel, Solitaire. Heartstopper updates three times a month, on the 1st, 11th, and 21st.

I really appreciate reblogs and shares - please help me spread word about this comic! I’m so excited for people to read it!

Buy Volume One: Amazon UK / Waterstones / Book Depository (ships internationally)

Buy Volume Two: Amazon UK / Waterstones / Book Depository (ships internationally)

[khatria]

[catchymemes]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Barbarian: This is the first time I’ve ever rolled straight on stealth!

Me: You rolled straight? Are you straight now?

Barbarian: Pretty sure I am.

[planetexpressgifs]

[jhoomwrites]

@ other writers: how the hell do you write short things????

[ltleflrt]

I think it involves blood magic.

[kristsune]

@ other writers: How in the hell do you write long things????

[ltleflrt]

It definitely involves blood magic.

[bluegrasshole]

@ writers: how in the hell do you write

[hopepunkbutch]

its blood magic all the way down

[thats-what-sidhe-said]

@ writers: How do you learn blood magic?

[dykemaclachlan]

it definitely involves writing

[myriadsubtletiess-blog]

The worst part about having mental health issues is that you’re seemingly required to have a breakdown in order for people to understand how hard you were trying to hold yourself together.

[thingsididntknowwereerotic]

I have never seen it explained so well.

[tzikeh]

What the fuck is the quote - from some famous dude - about the multitude of people will never know just how much effort it takes to appear normal

[tzikeh]

FOUND IT! CAMUS! YES!

“Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.” Albert Camus