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ah! hi guys- sorry I've just been - gone. I got super busy and also lost some of my inspiration and ideas for..well, anything. But! I've decided to push through that and write something anyhow, so, we'll see what come out of this. . .

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waiting for you.

You heard the gentle rattle of his armor and boots against the floor of your small home. You'd stayed up waiting for Geralt to come back to you after a job. You smiled standing up and skipping softly towards the front door. Geralt heard you and tilted his head to the side, confused. “Why are you still awake?” he question, his own voice tired.

It was late, true but you'd waited for him. You smiled at him lovingly, waltzing over, “Firstly, you need a bath, love. Secondly, I can't sleep without you. You're my personal heater, it's far to cold in here.” He only chuckled lowly, your smile only growing, happy you could be the one to make him smile. “Go sleep. I'll draw myself a bath and join you shortly.” He stated, you only shook your head in response. “You say that as though I'm not intending to join you in the bath.”

He smiled at you and shook his head. You watched as he bent over then squealed as her threw over his shoulder. “If you insist.”

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waiting for you.

You heard the gentle rattle of his armor and boots against the floor of your small home. You'd stayed up waiting for Geralt to come back to you after a job. You smiled standing up and skipping softly towards the front door. Geralt heard you and tilted his head to the side, confused. “Why are you still awake?” he question, his own voice tired.

It was late, true but you'd waited for him. You smiled at him lovingly, waltzing over, “Firstly, you need a bath, love. Secondly, I can't sleep without you. You're my personal heater, it's far to cold in here.” He only chuckled lowly, your smile only growing, happy you could be the one to make him smile. “Go sleep. I'll draw myself a bath and join you shortly.” He stated, you only shook your head in response. “You say that as though I'm not intending to join you in the bath.”

He smiled at you and shook his head. You watched as he bent over then squealed as her threw over his shoulder. “If you insist.”

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Y'all, I'm in the mood to write but no ideas in my head 😩 but I'm currently rewatching Criminal Minds so maybe I'll get ideas

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meeting his friends

a Chandler Bing one shot...

this was originally an imagine but I got carried away.

You and Chandler had been seeing each other for some time now but he'd decided to wait for you to meet all his friends. He felt serious about you and you understood it. They were all such an important part of his life he wanted to wait for the right time. The perfect time. Which made you staying at his apartment a bit more difficult with Joey but was visiting his family.

So you stayed the night. You woke up to warm sun rays streaming through his blinds. You rolled over and rubbed the tired from your eyes, yawning. You felt his arm wrap softly around your waist, “Morning” he mumbled out. Tired laced his voice and it made you smile, “Good morning..” You said happily you made a move to get out of bed to grab a drink.

Chandler made a displeased noise that made you giggle, “I’m just getting a glass of water” you said, kissing his forehead. You grabbed a shirt of his from the floor and threw it on. Opening the door you made your way to the cabinets to grab a glass. You heard someone behind you and turned to see who could only assume was Joey.

“Chandler!” Joey let out, making the man in the other room jump from his bed and walk (sprint) out to the kitchen. You simply stood there awkwardly holding your glass of water glancing at Chandler and back at Joey, “Uh..Joe..this is Y/N..” Chandler said clearing his throat nervously, “my, uh, girlfriend” He piped out and you gave a shy wave.

Joey gasped and then ran to get Monica and Rachel, who happen to be talking to Ross and Phoebe. He dragged them to the apartment and you ran over to Chandler. You apologized softly, knowing he'd been nervous to introduce you and this wasn't the way he wanted to do it. He reassured you it wasn't your fault at all.

You'd been introduced to the whole group, wearing only Chandler shirt. He'd explained why he waited so long to introduce you and they all seemed to understand. It warmed your heart to see how much they all loved Chandler.

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preferences · marvel · aroma

these are just how I imagine them to smell (because I'm a scent oriented person) so.

agatha harkness

agatha smells faintly of sweet black raspberries and pure vanilla.

bucky barnes

bucky smells of leather, rain, and pine woods.

loki laufeyson

loki smells of masculine musk, amber, and oakmoss.

natasha romanoff

nat smells like coconut and amyris flowers. it doesn't seem as though she would have such a sweet scent but she does.

stephen strange

jade orchid and lotus blossom. he may seem all tough but smells sweet, calming, and almost what most may consider "feminine".

steve rogers

steve has a citrus and subtle woody scent that's comforting.

thor

thor has a calming scent of sage and clean lavender with subtle maple woods.

tony stark

tony smells like ceder wood, scotch, and smoke from his lab.

wanda maximoff

wanda smells like carmel, pink hawthorne flowers, and birthday cake.

yelena belova

yelena smells like apple pie, gun powder, and whiskey. simple as that.

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imagine admitting your feelings to Triss

You'd been friends with Triss for a long while. You'd spent most your life with her. And the second you realized the feelings you had felt for her was the none platonic kind of love. You grew distant. You didn't know what to do. How to admit to her. If she'd feel the same.

And she noticed. She took note of how subtly you would leave whenever she entered. How she tried to talk to you, you would become flustered and nervous. She had finally gathered the courage to completely confront you. You didn't know what to do.

“You’ve been distant.” Was how she started it. You instantly denied it, going to leave, but she gently grasped your hand. You looked at your conjoined hands before your eyes found hers, “I-” You begun but didn't know how to start. “I love you.” was all you muttered out, before removing your hand from hers, in fear of rejection

“Oh, Y/N..” She breathed out gently. “I love you too.” She stated. You shook your head, “No, Triss. I'm in love with you. I have been for some time now..” Triss smiled kindly, “Y/N. I love you.” She repeated before it hit you. She felt the same as you. She reciprocated the feelings you'd been so terrified to share.

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preferences · the witcher · nicknames

geralt of rivia

geralt usually just shortens your name or uses your name, if you're lucky you'll get ‘princess’ or ‘gorgeous’ but not often. but he doesn't commonly use nicknames.

jaskier

jaskier loves nicknames. He'll use them all the time and for any situation. He doesn't have ones he uses more then one other but his favorites seem to be ‘my song bird’ ‘sugarplum’ ‘flower’ and ‘sweetheart’

yennefer of vengerberg

yen loves nickname. she may use ‘darling’ and once used ‘my beloved’ she may use short versions of your name, but more then likely she'll be using something like ‘my love’

triss merigold

triss usually is more of a ‘my dear/love’ type. she's used ‘little dove’ once or twice but more simply / commonly ‘my dear’ she'll use ‘my light’ in important moments. when she's more serious she'll just use your name.

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warnings ; mentions of death. angst.

reader is kind of depressed but nothing intense

prompt · ‘i’m real. i’m here.’ · 18 · angst

Three weeks. That's how long it'd been since Thor had come to your small apartment to tell you he'd watched Loki die.

Three weeks. That's how long it'd been since you're left your apartment. You'd been over it in your head a million times. It wasn't possible. He was a god. Immortal. He couldn't die. But when he didn't come to see you on your birthday...that's when you knew.

The sun was shining as though the love of your life hadn't died. The world moved on. Others lived their life, while you felt yours had come to a stand still. Natasha had come to see you but you couldn't be bothered to even open the door.

You stood up to close the blinds, wanting to just curl in the dark and forget the world. You closed the blinds and sighed heavily, letting tears fall freely. Knowing not a single soul would see them.

“Y/N..”

Your whole body froze in place. That voice. That fine, smooth voice what always seemed to bring happiness to your life. But it was impossible. Your eyes moved the side while your body only stayed in place. You slowly turned, hoping you hadn't begun losing your mind from isolation and grief.

You hadn't been hearing things. You gasped softly, your knees feeling weak, “you..I thought..” you couldn't seem to form a sentence to question how he stood in front of you.

“I know. But, I swear. I'm real. I'm here.” He confirmed, grabbing your hand in his own holding to his beating heart. Your eyes pricked with tears once more as the realization hit you that he was truly there. “don’t you dare ever leave me again..” you muttered out, pulling him as close to your smaller body as you could.

You only felt him nod before speaking, “I won't, I promise you, my love..”

It was enough promise for you to believe him.

And maybe it was stupid to trust the trickster god to easily but it didn't matter to you.

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Hey there! A friend recommended your blog to me, and I don’t know if you’re taking requests at the moment, but if you are I'd love if you could do something for the prompt "You owe me a kiss" for Tony Stark x Reader. Please and thank you. I can’t wait to see you start posting fics. I’ve heard great things. 💖 - Edina

Ah, I really hope you like it. I'm still newer to writing for Tony. Being hyped up, making me nervous, haha.

Here <3

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Prompt Request!

Warnings: none, just fluff. Minor mention of injuries, I suppose

prompt ; 13 · ‘You owe me a kiss’ · fluff

Clumsy. That what you were, an absolute clutz. Which is exactly why you are currently sat in front of Tony while he cleaned out the deep gash in the palm of you hand. All you were doing was try to grab a mug from the top shelf of the cupboard.

You had successfully gotten the mug from the shelf and the moment you turned around. Tony was there, he'd been so incredibly silent that it startled you and you dropped the mug. You'd bent over to pick up all the glass shards you could see and ended up grabbing one the wrong way. It had cut pretty deep. Tony insisted that he help you clean it up, seeing at it was his fault you'd dropped the mug to begin with.

You winched slightly as he cleaned and wrapped it. He mumbled a soft apology, glancing up at you briefly. His rough but gentle hands moved away from your skin. You gave him a grateful smile, "Thanks, I feel like I kind of owe you now.." You said, letting out a soft chuckle.

Tony smirked at you, "Yeah...you owe me a kiss” He said looking at you. You smiled widely, "I can work with that." You gently took his hand in your unharmed on, pulling him closer to you. You set his hand gently around your waist, placing both your hands gingerly around his neck. You pulled him in. What was supposed to be a quick kiss turned into a small make out session.

You both pulled back with a smile, “There. My debt is now paid.” You said, letting a small giggle escape least your lips. Tony chuckled charmingly, “Yeah, I suppose it is,” He said smiling at you.

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angst alphabet (open)

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A · anger - what makes them angry? How do they deal with the anger?

B · bad habits - what bad habits do they have?

C · can’t - what can’t they do? Is it a moral thing or some skill they just never learned?

D · death - How do they die? With family or alone? How does their partner find out?

E · embarrassed - what embarrasses them?

F · fake - what do they fake? An emotion? A lack of emotions?

G · guilty - what do they feel guilty about? why?

H · heartbreak - how did they deal with heartbreak? which time effected them the most?

I · insecure - what are their insecurities?

J · jealous - what makes them feel jealous of others?

K · kill - what have they killed? any people? dreams? an animal?

L · lost - what they do if they lost you?

M · memory - what’s their best and worst memories?

N · nightmare - do they have them? what are they about? Reactions?

O · obsolete - do they feel like they’ve been replace or could/should be? Do they feel like they aren’t useful?

P · past - how has their past change them, has it made them better or worse?

Q · question - do they question themselves a lot? do other question them? Do they question others?

R · regret - what do they regret in life?

S · snake - have they ever betrayed someone? ever been betrayed? How did they react?

T · tears - what makes them cry?

U · unmovable - What opinion will never change, not matter what goes against them?

V · vicious - what makes them vicious, do they try to hide it or overcome it?

W · weak - what makes them feel weak? How do they avoid it?

X · x-ray - what’s going on inside? Both health wise and mentally, are they okay? Do they need some help?

Y · yearn - what is one thing they want that they know they can’t have?

Z · zero - what would they do if it were their last moments on earth?

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smut alphabet (open)

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A · aftercare – what they’re like after sex

B · body part – Their favourite body part of their partner

C · cum – Anything to do with cum basically…because I’m a disgusting person

D · dirty secret – Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs

E · experience - How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?

F · favourite position - This goes without saying.

G · goofy - Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc

H · hair - How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.

I · intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

J · jack off - Masturbation headcanon(s)

K · kink - what are their kinks?

L · location - Favourite places to do the do

M · motivation - What turns them on, gets them going

N · no - something they wouldn’t do, turn offs

O · oral - Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc

P · pace - Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.

Q · quickie - Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.

R · risk - Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.

S · stamina - How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?

T · toy - Do they own toys? Do they use them?

U · unfair - how much they like to tease

V · volume - how loud they are

W · wild card - random headcanon

X · x-ray - what’s going on in those pants

Y · yearning - how high is their sex drive?

Z · zzz - … how quickly they fall asleep afterwards

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fluff alphabet - (open)

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A · activities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

B · beauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

C · comfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

D · dreams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

E · equal - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

F · fight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

G · gratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

H · honesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

I · inspiration - did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

J · jealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

K · kiss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

L · love confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

M · marriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

N · nicknames - What do they call their s/o?

O · on cloud nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

P · pda - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

Q · quirk - Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.

R · romance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

S · support - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

T · thrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

U · understanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

V · value - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

W · wild card - a random fluff headcanon.

X · xoxo - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

Y · yearning - How will they cope when they’re missing their partner?

Z · zeal - Are they willing to go to great lenghts for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

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the last list of prompts are for 18+ only. minors, do not - I repeat - DO NOT interact

unless you want to ruin what innocence you may have left

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fluff prompts

dancing in the rain together

‘I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass’

‘So, we’re just going to ignore the fact that you drunk-dialed me to tell me you love me?’

‘You’re staring again’

‘I have a confession to make…’

‘Is that..my shirt?’

‘Because! I can't stop thinking about you!’

‘I just cant see myself ever living without you.’

‘If there was ever anybody meant for me, it’s you.’

‘The closest thing to love at first sight I’ve ever experienced happened when I first laid eyes on you.’

‘I didn’t believe in soulmates until I met you.’

‘Did you just tell the person I was gonna go out with that we’re dating?’

‘You owe me a kiss.’

‘Go with me?’ ‘Only if you hold my hand.’

‘You give me a reason to be better, to do better’

‘You’re so cute when you blush.’

‘What if I kissed you right now?’

‘Quit looking at me, you’re making me nervous.’

‘Please never stop smiling’

‘I love you and it scares the hell out of me!’

‘Why are you awake right now?’

‘I don’t care, just hold me’

‘If we get caught, its your fault’

cuddling in the backseat of the car

snowed in

getting sung to sleep

‘You can call me whenever you want. Even if you don’t have a reason’

‘This is why we can’t have nice things’

morning kisses

‘stay in bed with me. please?’

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angst prompts

‘stay...for me...’

‘I wish you were here’

‘I don't want your apology!’

‘I wasn't ready to say goodbye’

‘I thought you loved me’

‘Why do hate me?!’

‘Don’t you dare close your eyes’

‘Can’t we start over?’

‘I never thought you'd be the one to hurt me’

‘Please stay..we can work this out..’

‘Just..give me a chance’

‘Just leave me alone!’

‘You’re okay...I...just please. Stay here.’

‘I trusted you! And you broke that trust!’

‘I’m trying. Everyday. I just can't pretend anymore.’

‘Does it ever stop?’ ‘What?’ ‘This pain...this..this sadness’

‘I don’t have a choice..I never did’

‘you were dead, i saw you die.’

‘it should have been you.’

‘i’m real. i’m here.’

‘their blood is on your hands.’

‘i never meant to hurt you.’

‘I hate you so much. Don’t ever run off on me again, I was so worried.’ ‘sorry’ ‘you better be’

‘You almost died and you're making jokes?’

‘I don't miss you. I miss us.’

‘You left without saying goodbye.’

‘I know its scary, but you need to tell me what happened.’

‘I hate you.’ ‘No you don’t’

‘Do. Not. Tempt. Me.’

‘Why did you leave me? You promised!’

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smutty prompts

(because I am a sinful girl)

‘Try to stay quiet for me. Can you do that?’

‘Spread your legs. I want to feel how turned on I made you.’

‘I want to watch you take off your clothes.’

‘You’re so turned on already? That was fast,’

‘You want to do this right now? Even though we could get caught?’

‘You’re nipples are so sensitive today,’

‘Do you want to continue this in the shower?’

‘I want you to be rough with me, please leave marks on my skin,’

‘Say my name’ ‘Louder’

‘Sorry, did that hurt?’ ‘No, I’m just a little sore from last night.’

‘I want to hear you beg for it.’

‘I’m not wearing any panties,’

‘I want to kiss every inch of your body before I fuck you,’

“I don’t have the patience to remove your clothes right now,”

‘You can take it, you’ve done it before’

‘Just a little more. Come on, baby’

‘I won’t apologise for marking you up, everyone should know you’re taken.’

‘You know I’m holding back from fucking you over this kitchen counter, don’t push your luck’

‘It’s hot when you talk back.’

‘Don’t act innocent when we both know where your mouth was two minutes ago.’

‘My tongue still remembers the way you taste’

‘Jealousy seems to be a great motivator for you’

‘Stop looking at me like that or my knees will not hold me any longer’

‘You look so good with my hand wrapped around your throat’

‘I love the sounds you make when you come undone’