I Deserve A Lot Of Tat For What I've Got To Give ;

I'm Alex. I am multifandom af but tend to spend a lot of time obsessing over one or two at a time. Right now it's Clexa (but not The 100) with some sprinklings of Lost Girl, Legend of the Seeker, and Harry Potter, of course. Hufflepuff Pride! Talk to me if you wanna see how funny I am ;P

[msmarvel]

[baleesi]

[oneman-wolfpackk]

the reason for the existence of this hashtag is sad but some of these are hilarious. the little caesars one got me

[munakwin]

“even when the wind blew” i’m fucking done

[5hahem]

These are fucking golden

[saline-cheeks-blog]

When someone cuts me off, if they have bumper stickers I read them first and then determine whether or not I should be mad that they cut me off based on their political beliefs. And if I decide to be mad I then shout about how Republicans can't drive for shit

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[swagintherain]

I’m sure neighbors fear for their daughters safety as well.

[bellygangstaboo]

[saline-cheeks-blog]

Football fans are such a forgiving bunch. They can look past virtually anything: Rape, spousal abuse, child abuse, even murder! Oh but there is that pesky issue of standing for that ridiculous song. That is just unforgivable! Just think of how many people are physically injured and emotionally traumatized by that act!

[swagintherain]

White privilege can also be hard…

[postingwhileblack]

THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO I’VE EVER SEEN

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

Dear God….

[glycdiallan-deactivated20220127]

I am fucking dying omg

[bloochikin]

OMf this …this is fantastic

[schneakyverene]

It just makes it better how 90s/early00s vhs it seems. It feels like they picked the exact right style for this, complete with the almost obnoxiously peppy Serious But Approachable Business Lady ™

[thundergrace]

Note: A frightening and shocking amount of white people have missed the sarcasm entirely.

[gatoaburrido-blog-blog]

i’m so happy i’m gay because despite all the homophobic shit we get straight people will never have the feeling of seeing a hot person and going “oh fuck i’m really really gay” and laughing to yourself because you’re so unbelievably gay

[lanturd]

THIS IS THE BEST EYE I HAVE EVER DRAWN OH MY GOD

[sharkrobot]

now do the other one

[lanturd]

you’re welcome

[saline-cheeks-blog]

I don't fall in love. I just periodically surrender my heart to be utterly decimated.

[sofiajonze-blog]

a guy walked into the board room and said

“hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling”

and i just stared at him and coldly said

“i am the regional reports manager”

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

[heydr-k]

Good

[sosheescapes]

Omar Holmon & Anthony Ragler - An Open Letter to Black People In Horror Movies

[buttonpoetry]

Check out the full poem here:

[taylorswiftgay13]

Every time Eliza drags Bellarke it adds 15 years to my life span 

[bellaxiao]

the realness