Floyd - why do you always push me away?
Male Mc - Have you ever considered the fact that I don’t like you?
Floyd - . . . No
Male Mc - Well, consider it
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Floyd - why do you always push me away?
Male Mc - Have you ever considered the fact that I don’t like you?
Floyd - . . . No
Male Mc - Well, consider it
vil - Love at first sight doesn’t exist
Mc - Then how else do I describe how I felt when I first saw you?
Vil - y-you love me?
Mc - Apparently not, according to you
Mc - Get down from there!
Floyd - (Up on the roof) No way!
Mc - I’m going to call Azul and your brother
Floyd - Go ahead, I’ll fight them
Mc - I have cookies
Floyd - (gets down and grads the cookies) I totally would’ve fought them
Mc - I know you would
Epel - As far as I’m concerned, I don’t blush
Mc - Oh really? What if I do this? (kisses Epel on the cheek)
Epel - Nope
Mc - (kisses Epel on the other cheek)
Epel - Nada
Mc - (Hugs Epel)
Epel - Goose eggs
Mc - (Kisses Epel hard on the lips)
Epel - Nothing
Mc - Well (Signs) I guess I got nothing too (walks out the room)
Epel - . . . (Turns red as a tomato)
MC - Have you ever had a girl/boyfriend
Jack - No
Mc - *generally surprised* How?!
Jack - *Shrugs* I do know, never asked, never got asked
Mc - *Under breath* But you’re so beautiful
Jack - What
Mc - What
Rook - I love you tricksters
Mc - If you love me then you’ll say it in French
Rook - Je t’aime!
Mc - Chinese
Rook - WĂ´ Ă i nĂ®
Mc - Zulu
Rook - Ngiyakuthanda
Mc - Whoa. . .
Ruggie - *Drops something*
Ruggie - Oh fuck me
Mc - *Appears out of nowhere and smirks*
Ruggie - That’s wasn’t an invitation
Mc - *Gets closer to Ruggie*
Ruggie - I mean it. Leave me alone
Mc - *Gets in Ruggie face with a low hum and a sexy smile*
Ruggie - *Blushing furiously*
Mc - * puts hand under Ruggie chin*
Mc - *Leans in to Ruggie ear*
Mc - I think we should use Leona credit card to order Chinese for dinner
Mc - * sits down on Ruggie bed*
Ruggie - Oh for the love of -
Ruggie - *Repeatedly smacked Mc with his pillow*
Ace - I regret a lot of things
Mc - . . .
Ace - Having this conversation is at the top of the list *Runs away*
Mc - Ace get back here and fix the mess you made
Mc - Lilia why are your hands purple
Lilia - That’s a very good question
Mc - *Looking at Ace setting things on fire with Epel. Jack and Sebek trying to put out the fires and stop Ace and Epel. Grim fight Deuce. Ortho stuck up a tree* I am way too sober for this
Mc - *Looking at Vil* I can’t marry him. He’d kill me within a week!
Mc - Right now, I don’t know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge
Azul - Can I pick?
Mc - Okay, what did I do?
Jade - What do you mean?
Mc - you look like you want to rip my head off
Jade - Sorry, that’s just how my face works
Male mc - turns to Ruggie “Fight me”
Leona - stop telling everyone to fight you, look at how small you are!
Male mc - My height doesn’t effect my ability to snap someone’s neck in 97 different ways. INCLUDING YOURS!
Leona - you can’t even reach my neck!
Male mc - Do you really want to test me now? Because I see my step stool just a foot away from me. DO NOT MAKE ME USE IT!
Apple carving (Epel Felmier x Female Mc)
“Epel has I ever told you that your apple carving are the best there lots of little details in them” You said. “You are the only one that says that Vil and Rook always tell me off saying that I could hurt myself and that I shouldn’t be doing that because the knife could ruin my hands” Epel said. “They are tell the truth about hurting yourself by accident but you having been doing this for years so you shouldn’t hurt yourself” You said. “I know I have been doing this for years but when I first started I did cut myself self a lot” Epel said. “I can see that happening” you said. “If you was to do something like that you would cut yourself a lot since you have even do this before” Epel said. “ I would to do something like apple carving but I would be to scared to cut myself”you said.
“Why don’t I teach you how to do apple carving then we can spend more time together and I don’t have to go back to both Rook and Vil mode if at me for not doing this or that” Epel said. “I would love for you to teach me and I’ll gladly let you do it in Ramshackle dorm so that Vill and Rook don’t get mad at you. “That would be good we can do it in the some what quite of Ramshackle dorm I can start teaching you Friday since I have nothing to do on them days and it the normally the days that I do apple carving”Epel said. “That would be nice I’ll see you then I have to get to Ramshackle to feed Grim” you said getting up and wipe it yourself down. “Ok then I’ll see you then” Epel said getting up as well. With that you both walked your different way.
Friday soon came and you and Epel was sat in Ramshackle lounge on the floor carving apple Epel was doing a great job whilst you was creating a mess. “I never thought that carving apples would be this hard”you said. “It is hard a first but you will get the hang of it but just remember to take your time and relax and to have a image in your mind of how you want your apple to look” Epel said. “I got the first two but the last one who the hell do you do that”You said. “Don’t worry the last one will take time to learn how to do that but for right know focus on not hurting your self”Epel said. “I will and after all with you teaching me I can’t imagine something bad happening” you said. “You should never say that you could still hurt yourself” Epel said. “I know that but I’m just saying that your a great teacher” you said. “Anyway I’m getting hungry let’s get some food” you said getting up and walking into the kitchen to make you and Epel food. “I just thought where is Grim I’ve not seen him since we got back from school” Epel said walking in the kitchen after you. “He’s with Ace and Deuce” you said. “You sure that was the best idea leavening Grim with Ace and Deuce” Epel said. “No but there in Heartslbyul so they have Riddle to watch out for” you said. “Poor them” Epel said.
Time's to remember (Najma Viper x Female Mc)
Howling at the moon (jack howl x female MC)
After getting ready for bed you layed down ontop of your covers on the bed and decide to scroll though magi gram cater had posted the selfie of you and him of when you was helping heartslabyul get ready of an unbirthday party. The posts where you and cater with red paint on your faces with the painted roses bushes behind you, You liked the photo before scrolling down again this time to see that Ace had posted a photo of him and Deuce messing around together. So you liked It and then comment that they should just get married already. after about 20 more minutes you started to fell tried so you was about to put your phone down and on charge but you got a message for jack which was odd because he was normally a sleep at this time so you clicked on the message thinking it was going to be something important but it wasn't he wanted to know if you would meet him on the magical shift field in Savanaclaw.
Thinking nothing of it you message back that you would meet him and you would be there in half an hour. You then put your phone down and got up of the bed and got changed into some clothes that was close to you and then made your way back to bed to pick your phone and put it in the pocket of the jeans that you was wearing. Not wanting to wake Grim ip you made your way out for your bedroom quietly. Once you was far enough away from your bedroom you hurried out ramshackle and made your way over to the mirror hall. The walk to the mirror hall was quite and nothing like the day where you could hear the rustling and bustling of the students. Once you got to the mirror hall you entered the savanaclaw mirror and that teleported in front of savanaclaw dorm you then quietly made your way to the magical shift field not wanting to wake the other beastmen up that would be a bad idea.
When making your way over to the magical shift field you started to see Jack’s silhouette in the middle of the field and ever step that you took the figure of jack started to become more clear. When you was close enough for jack to hear you, you called out his name he turned his head to look at you and he walked over to you. Once you meet you hugged after all you are dating. “So why did you call me out here at this time” you asked jack. “Well I want everyone to know that we are dating” jack said. “Don’t they all really know that we’re dating” you said. “ they do but I wanted to tell them both ways” jack said. “Jack dear what do you mean the other way?” you asked. “Well for wolf hybrid we howl together to show that two people have because one” jack said.
“So what your saying is that you want me to howl with you?” You asked jack. “Yes” jack said with a red face. “Jack you are too cute for your own good and that why I love you” you said. “I love you too that why I wanted to do this with you (y/n)” jack said. “Let’s do it and you picked a good night to do this it’s a full moon” you said. “That why I asked you to do it tonight” jack said. “ ok then let’s get on with it” you said. “Yes let’s” jack said. With that you and jack both howled at the full moon loud enough for Savanaclaw could hear much to there annoys.
Don’t worry Leona had you and jack the next day for waking him up.