my EVIL and SINISTER lair

welcome. i am an NSFW account. NO MINORS!!!!................ anyway you may (but probably dont) know me as venuspenusgenus. i have decided to finally cave and make a dedicated fandom nsfw blog. this is because my "dedicated jackoff blog" kept getting clogged up with my wise and insightful takes. i refuse to censor my beautiful soul and such i shall share them here instead

[salmondays]

guess who finally figured out how to make a series.. so that i can have all my nsfw fics (all two of them so far) in one place!!!! how convenient!!

btw just for the record, here are my main tags that i use: -salmonspeaks (for when i am speaking my wise words of wisdom)

-salmonart (for when i am drawing my wise drawings of enlightenment)

-porchloop (for when i am referring to my fanfiction "but if you tame me, it will be as if the sun came to shine on my life")

-squadela (for when i am referring to my fanfiction "If We're Already Crossing That Line")

-evilbug (for when i am referring to the evilbug)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

no literature necessary, the description alone made me laugh helplessly

[cuunos]

some of you HAVE to be lying about what shit gets you horny

[cuunos]

that drawing of a conventionally attractive woman doing conventionally attractive things cannot be what you're "not to be a lesbian"ing about. go fuck a toaster like a real pervert

[ot3]

im fascinated by the world this dni is painting where having a fetish for inanimate objects is a harmful paraphilia, but objectum sexuality is a valid and welcome orientation. like whats the cutoff here what's the distinction. the understanding of sexual identity a person would have to hold for this to be a coherent belief system is impossible for me to parse from the outside. enthralling.

[ivipl1]

happy pride month or whatever

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[alhyastarain]

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester

[reinapepiada]

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

[gojinka]

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

[gojinka]

died at the window sill

[theleadeater]

[prokopetz]

Elaborate fantasy and sci-fi worldbuilding as necessary context and structure for porn is great, but what's really fantastic is when the worldbuilding is a product of the porn. It clearly didn't need to be there, but at some point the author took a closer look at the porn and started asking "okay, so what does this imply?"

[prokopetz]

Level 1: The worldbuilding needs to be there for the porn to make sense.

Level 2: The porn needs to be there for the worldbuilding to make sense.

[foundfamilywhump]

being aromantic and into whump is like. shoutout to whump for being a great opportunity to engage with stories about intimacy and vulnerability and powerful emotion and physical interactions with other people and intense relationships that are not presumptively based in romance. what would i do without you.

[foundfamilywhump]

i truly love seeing both aro and non-aro people reblogging and agreeing with this sentiment. join me, let's appreciate intimacy and vulnerability and powerful emotion and physical interactions with other people and intense relationships that are not presumptively based in romance. i love you whump genre.

[dumbpuppyfag]

got so nervous i accidentally jerked him on

[creamycuppy]

oh, okay. i didn’t realize it had a name. “nursing handjob.” interesting

other tekken commentator trying to talk over me: Well, looks like he’s not able to whiff punish those keepout electrics,

[creamycuppy]

one of the players onstage responding

[godkissedme]

[mosslingg]

pride month redraw

[silkenbride]

all yandereslop is het. where is the yuri yandereslop. why can't it be women stalking other women and being crazy in love??? where is the copious amount of the same story/same dynamic just slightly different in 40 visual novels for lesbians???

[lornaka]

Is there anything more tragic than liking a niche m/f pairing, and then discovering that most fics for it treat the female character as a personality free reader insert