no mames✨

eddie / nogueydude local baby back bitch

[salsaeddie]

Please don’t text I’m sleeping

[salsaeddie]

you ever just have to piss so bad?

[salsaeddie]

Do I really have to intro? Be honest

[salsaeddie]

Why did juicy fuck the peanut butter?

[salsaeddie]

I have so many socks, at least seven sandwich bags worth

[salsaeddie]

buenas noches, muchachalatas

[mobpsycho100]

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

[salsaeddie]

when kanye west said i got seniority with the sororities so that explain why i love college, getting brain in the library cause i love knowledge when you use your medulla oblongata

[salsaeddie]

when kanye west said have you ever had sex with a pharaoh? i put the pussy in a sarcophagus? i felt that

[salsaeddie]

when the spicy center of the watermelon candy nearly murders you 🥵

[mesosauridae]

[sasukessama]

[fuegofuerte]

The Executioner

[hidamariapartmentsunit201]

[salsaeddie]

hey demons, it’s ya boy

[venusluvsyou-deactivated2021070]

the party has arrived