Meirl
The monster in my closet: raswwwwhggggraaww
Me: GRAWWWWHHSGAGHJOOIHOOOOWWWWGGOOOLLLYUUUUUUSSAAGHJJIIOO
the monster: okay Jesus I’m sorry
Show & Tell
occasionally subtle

Kaledo Art
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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Stranger Things

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
todays bird
Monterey Bay Aquarium
trying on a metaphor
Cosmic Funnies

@theartofmadeline
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Meirl
The monster in my closet: raswwwwhggggraaww
Me: GRAWWWWHHSGAGHJOOIHOOOOWWWWGGOOOLLLYUUUUUUSSAAGHJJIIOO
the monster: okay Jesus I’m sorry
A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem
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Philosophy: Solved
I’ve never laughed so hard
Reblog if you spent Christmas drunk/stoned and crying
When you see a really good post but there’s some form of guilt tripping to reblog it added on at the end
(ID: A screenshot of Marge from the Simpsons looking dismally at the camera with one arm raised. A caption underneath her reads “It’s true, but I’m not reblogging it.” End ID)
Me: overall agrees with and is interested in post
Post: “But I bet you’re just gonna skip past this bc you don’t care 😒”
Me:
donald trunps cake was 90% styrofoam? i guess you could say…the cake was a lie
am i right gamers
hey gamers am i right
But that IS how life works in a lot of countries…
It’s evil to give people an education, time with their children, and healthcare? 🤔🤔🤔
^^^^ American brainwashing and conditioning is insidious.
This is America 🇺🇸
yanks be like maternity leave? not ending up 30K in debt for an ambulance ride? fair wages? decent living standards? sounds communist to me
Temporarily embarrassed millionaires
sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
Ha that was me in college
Bi culture: Being attracted to women with short hair and men with long hair
also bi culture: being attracted to soft cute men and buff intimidating women
How’d you fuckers know my type?
human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit
monkey brain: absolutely not. die
Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing
monkey brain: I’m suspicious but keep talking
okay so theres an episode of whats new scooby doo where the gang goes home on valentines day, and i guess the studio really wanted to avoid the implication that daphne and fred were sleeping together because daphne and velma live together and fred lives with shaggy and scooby
but that attempt at avoiding anything risque backfired spectacularly because now it just seems like daphne and velma are a comfortably domestic couple and fred is trying to learn how to live with his boyfriends over excitable and really hungry great dane
It’s far cuter like this anyway.
OOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP
Also:
This will never not be funny
“I’m gay”
“Me too / Too bad we missed each other”
“Yeah, me too”
found in a women’s bathroom stall in Lokál Dlouhááá, Prague, Czech Republic
Same
Tiny baby on the bus: 👀
Me: 👀
Good news y'all
The baby I’ve been babysitting this week keeps staring at me for no fucking reason, and I just assumed it’s because he’s bored.
whos that fakemon
i call him yorp
thank you what typing is it
Please… Please tell me… This was scripted…
Can someone transcript this?
@queer-anna
Middle-aged white man in a grey button-down with black glasses speaking in front of a classroom of older teenagers: Hey, guys, listen up, I just wanna take a second to address because I know there have been some complaints with the pronoun issues and I just want you guys to know that I’m working on it. I respect all of you and your lifestyle choices, and in fact, last weekend I even went to the district’s mandated Gender-Bread Man Training.
(Flips slideshow to a picture of the gender-bread person)
Male-presenting student, loudly with their hands cupped around their mouth: It’s a Gender-Bread Person.
Man, shouting: WHATEVER! WHATEVER! I went to the training, okay?! All I’m asking in return from you guys is for you to stop calling me a boomer! I’M NOT A BABY BOOMER, YOU GUYS! I’m NOT A BOOMER!
The class, in unison: Okay, Boomer.
thanks!!
just to add some background, the tiktok is from the teacher’s account, he’s making fun of boomers who are actually like this, please don’t attack him for letting his students have fun at his expense
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