it requires an intolerable sacrifice

[freakoutgirl]

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

[feyburner]

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

[the-quasar-hero]

Incredibly fucked up that you have to clean the dust off of fans. You are a machine that creates wind; get your shit together.

[machinot]

Share link 10 years ago

https://Poopvideos.com/video-id/817655H

Share link now

https://poopvi.ds/video-id/817655H&user_8-65155JN&shared.at/7:39PM/palantir_tracking_id=92827652.876.99&socialsecuritynumber=827.92.7251&bloodtype:bnegative&penis_size:about_6_inches_hard_iqn76

[h0lyshift]

Sometimes the whole point is just having a nice day

[billiuspendragon]

Okay, fine, I'll say it. I'll speak my mind. Meow meow meow meow meow.

[theartofangirling]

*flint voice* our golden age of piracy is collapsing

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[gelphienation]

idk I can tell that some tumblrinas are not up on fat politics because I see a lot of people saying stuff like “it’s better to be a little fat than waste your life trying to be thin” or like “it’s chic to have a little belly” like okay but there are fat people who are “a lot fat” and have “a lot of belly” which everyone is weirdly silent on all the time. Like the fattest person on earth still deserves to exist in human society with joy and dignity regardless of how they got to that weight or how many health conditions they have as a result of their personal actions…that should be everyone’s baseline here I’m not really sure what’s complicated about it

[jorolle]

"And it seems like it's worth your time, right? And, by the way, there's actually- the superpower inside of feeling alien is admitting that you might be an alien."

Into the Mud Podcast Ep. 81: The Superpower of Feeling Alien with Project Hail Mary's James Ortiz - What James Ortiz would say to people who feel foreign and alien

[pangur-and-grim]

ballistic missile

[jetix]

Keiko Masumoto, 2025

[just-sans-things]

[twirlingfreckles]

the very concept of writing an mcu fanfiction in which the winter soldier is a mild mannered smoothie barista

[salt-and-vinny]

[00000066]

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[sdzoo]

How to catch a fish in 4 easy steps by Nindiri the jaguar (pics by Nancie Cunningham Casey)