Existential Crisis + Memes

Video game shitposts and occasionally shitty opinions, I am a wanna be cool science dude, still bitter over the ending of Mass Effect 3, am an actual trash can, and western spy. HMU to talk about life, my dude.

[buttered-noodles]

PLEASE WELCOME OUR NEW SON

(Compared to a NIB Tart Tamgerine)

OK BOOMER. THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND.

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

HE WORKS FULLY TOO!!

[caessar]

feeling full of depression; might suffer later.

[morrithal]

I’m BI I’m HOMELESS I have RADIATION POISONING and I’m NEW IN TOWN

[sasukeuchiha-uzumaki]

[valpwca]

you should experience this. via

https://www.vitaminwater.com/hit-refresh-for-exotic-mango-island-pic/and-20fl-oz-of-tropical-oasis/wow/wish-i-was-there/enhanced/e/the-hot-key-is-command-shift-r/electrolytes/be-sure-to-hit-refresh/but-not-too-much/you-have-to-give/the-page-a-chance-to-load/

[random-cluster-missile---moved]

Please click the link. You will not be disappointed.

[imnotnoura-deactivated20190728]

tumblr is like a group therapy with no therapist.

[notlocalbisaster]

[surprisebitch]

STEAL HER LOOK

Gold Angel Wing Earrings - $5.99 (sold at Macys)

Ralph Lauren Flowy Box Black Tank Top - $49.00

Nordstrom Royal Blue Sleek Leggings - $58.75

Hermes Black Birkin Bag - $18,999.00

Gold Collar Necklace - $5,989.55 (as worn by Rihanna)

Commercial Wooden Foldable Table - $54.35 (including White Lacoste Polyester Knit Tablecloth)

Prada Stilettos (optional) - $740.00

[wereralph]

please bring this meme back

[prole-log]

[arr-jim-lad]

Barbie in the newest movie looks like if Elsa from Frozen was in Mass Effect

Don’t ask me why I know this.

[powerarmor]

i thought this was a constable frozen edit

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

Apparently the plot for this movie is that all the stars are dying and barbie needs to find a way to stop the universe succumbing to a cold dark end which is honestly more terrifying than a lot of actual scifi

[ruffrowdyboiz]

Barbie and the heat death of the universe

[kliegohargreeves]

[tidepodhowelll]

happy mcr day

[qaznotquaz]

@participlepotato

[participlepotato]

You missed it by a day @qaznotquaz

[theweirdwideweb]

[blood-and-pepper]

@niuniente

[niuniente]

This is it. Hands down. This post owns me. This is the best “Describe Yourself”-pic ever.

[enlightenedsilverking]

Can you die from eating too many vitamin gummies?

[navigaero]

Me entering heaven after overdosing on vitamin gummies

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[wtfmulder]

youre also mad that danny devito isnt your greased up sugar daddy

ive taken punches to the face and felt less disoriented than i did when i read this message

[welovegamingz]

[rosewarmth-deactivated20201202]

wow come for my neck like that

[coffins-archive-deactivated2019]

no offense but  where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods? Where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds? Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need…I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the en-