Swooping Is Bad

Alex, Female, 19, England. I read books and call it a degree and I make jokes to cover up how sad I am.

[celticpunkandcoffee-deactivated]

I want a movie where literally everyone dies. Everyone. Like by some wild natural disaster or something. It’s just like an hour and a half of showing desolated countries and cities and whatnot. There are no humans left.

And then, with thirty seconds of film left, Sean Bean crawls out from underneath the rubble of a fallen building and starts laughing.

[salt-on-your-windowsill]

me: can you tuck me in

them: ??? you handed me a shovel

me: yeah just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can thanks

[sickfake]

fuck yall with your “i want hickies and to nap with him and make out in the bath <3 relationship goals” posts. you know what i want? a smoothie and immediate death. 

[sasukehateblog]

me: can i say something mean and petty?

my friends, sitting at the edge of their chairs, alert and ready: absolutely

[onceuponawildflower]

[tearun-deactivated20141220]

Ah yes

the majestic flapflaps…

[thegreenwolf]

Wait, are those breaching mantas?

[flockling-deactivated20140211]

no they are the majestic flapflaps

[lulxdd-deactivated20161010]

it’s sad how people who are so kind and lovely hate themselves

[shencomix]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Owlturd

[cat-memes-only]

[umbrella-formerly]

I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input

[android1000]

[cinnamonsouffle]

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

[captnsulu-deactivated20161211]

IT’S BACK

[thefourteenthdoctor]

I’m sure that’s what he thought.

[shittyidea]

Make Chrome’s offline dinosaur game an online multiplayer one

[exhalist]

Going from high school to university like:

[wwinterweb]

PS Battle: Sprinting dachshunds dressed as hot dogs (see 10 more)

[thecommonchick]

When it’s cold af but you’re too lazy to get a blanket 

[daisies-grow-in-my-bones]

OKAY BUT LITERALLY ME

[weloveshortvideos]

[userboxed]