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TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON
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((you all better come back with some amazing tales))
#scrap of bloodstained paper you find in a dungeon #or clutched in a skeleton’s fist (via @beaft)
it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead
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one thing i've been thinking about lately is that a lot of the things that are viewed as a sign of a person Not Doing Well are actually the healthy coping mechanisms for when things aren't going well. like crying about something is healthier than repressing it, listening to sad music helps you process your feelings, cutting your own hair is a low-stakes way to change up your life and claim agency over yourself, and in this case getting chinese takeout instead of cooking is a perfectly reasonable choice if you've had a bad or tiring day. movies will show a character eating takeout alone after a miserable day of work as if that's the sad ending to their day but the takeout isn't the sad part, the sad part is the day itself. it's mistaking the bandage for the wound
guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening
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Last year someone gifted me ad free tumblr, babe I need you to come back right this second they’re advertising therapists near me, you know the thing that turned Will Graham gay and evil.
We need polyamory in these trying times
2 years of ad free tumblr and 2 sugar daddies, WILLGRAHAMSCOCK AT YOUR SERVICE
my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think
spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.
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FROM THE CITY THAT BROUGHT YOU
sorry babe, you gotta keep edging until you beat me in cummingopoly
Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous
Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you
yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode
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people really used to talk in a way. i remember i was reading this paper a while ago about homophobia in hippie scenes and this guy shared how when he was living in the haight with his boyfriend one evening two young woman came round and tried to fuck them and when they realized they werent interested one said to the other “this is a fag pad, let’s split!” before leaving. which i’m sure was very hurtful and i dont want to make light of that. she shouldnt have said it. but also god i think of that sentence all the time
what is it that makes siblings so good at insulting your fashion?
one time my brother looked at me and said "Hold on. I need to cook up an insult about your outfit." and after two and a half minutes of silence said "You've got the perfect cammo to sneak through a grandmother's house undetected" and he was fucking right
March 24, 2023, at 2:07 p.m. PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — Walter C. Cole, better known as the iconic drag queen who performed for decades as Darcelle XV, has died of natural causes in Portland, Oregon.
Cry because she’s gone. But please also happy cry because she made it to 92. I am so glad, in a sense, to be mourning a queer elder who actually got to be an elder. This is a success story as told by an entire, whole, complete human lifetime. Rest in peace, Darcelle. I can’t imagine the struggles you have seen, the oppression you have overcome, and the life experience you’re taking with you to the other side. We love you. And we are so glad you made it to 92.
two years ago...
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