[sociallyawkwardphantasy]

Same

[moss-flesh]

reblog if youd say yes

[extramadness]

[coral]

[insomniac-arrest]

on cats

pros of being made of liquid:

get place

reloxing

armour

cons of being made of liquid:

DISOPEAR INTO THE ABYSS

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“REMEMBER ME AS I NOW AM HOOMAN”

[wylansvaneck]

the saddest death in harry potter is my respect for jk rowling

[uncloses]

[uncloses]

via weheartit

[saltedcarameldrizzle]

Yesterday night, i discovered my cat got worms. So I can’t sleep with him yesterday, which makes it sadder. Can’t take him to the vet today because the vet is closed on sunday SO I CAN’T SLEEP WITH HIM TODAY TOO URGH IM SO STRESSED

[extramadness]

[bpdanais-deactivated20170815]

Me, in tears: whatever tho I guess it doesn’t matter haha

[queefybuttcheeks]

im petty in the most discreet ways u may talk slick to me but if ya spoons go missing n u only got 1 left or ya toilet roll on the other side of the roll or ya microwave on its lowest setting jus kno it was me u bitch

[thenatsdorf]

[domesticlager]

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[hotboyproblems]

in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I’m famous

ordering at a restaurant: please I the soup want

[protect-and-love-animals]

The funny cats histories

[dottie-wan-kenobi]

@flannelandlipgloss

[book-tease]

AHHH THEYRE SO FUCKING CUUUTEEE

[arabwife]

Understand that even an “understanding heart” grows tired of being understanding and never understood.