Blocked and Perished

help my life has dissolved into a hot mess of memes

[saltierthanpearl]

crash

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

update: this shit is so fucked but the way it was leaked is incredible

(source)

[avocant]

okay so I'm having a debate with my flatmates

are these all different things and if so what do you call them

[milfbro]

next year they should add a category for the audience to vote on to elect someone to get punched in the face on stage

[rottenmarigolds-archive-deactiv]

Will Smith really said "you don't get to disrespect my wife in front of me and think I'm going to let you" and for that he has my support.

[wizzardhat]

these ads are pure fucking gold i haven’t stopped laughing for at least 7 minutes

[surprisebitch]

the fact emily’s twin doesnt have a name though

[sawasawako-archived]

i’m not from the us but this is why i hated studying history bc they made us “both sides” the issue all the time

[ladiablesse]

[sjw-dipper]

[sjweminem]

is anybody else getting Weed Ads.....weed is completely legal here and obv tumblr knows my state but i'm sooo curious if anyone else is getting them..

[sjweminem]

tumblr is a good web site

[capnledian]

i drew a vent comic on a covid testing strip guide and it got some traction on twitter so i thought i'd post it here too . general consensus is Big Emotions Its A Lot so cw covid/trauma

[capnledian]

(this is what it looks like all together)

[bomberqueen17]

i say this unironically but put this in the smithsonian

like i’m really saying that, as a person who knows things about museums

my county historical society was collecting pandemic artifacts a while back, but like--

put this in the fucking smithsonian

[i-wear-the-cheese]

Put it in a billboard first

[cczzzx-deactivated20221118]

sending this as anon cause i'm shy but do you like chubby white dudes

what

[theodorekaczynski]

[longscorsese]

COVERUP

COVERUP

COVERUP

[justalurkr]

[swordshapedleaves]

This is basically what my physical therapist had me do for my back problems last year and it helped with the pain so much! Also walk for at least thirty minutes a day, even if it's just in small chunks throughout the day.

[introvertdear]

THIS!

[guerrillatech]

[emptydragonseverywhere]

As an eye doctor, this shouldn't be controversial. It's a problem. 5 years ago, nighttime headlight issues were reserved for people with cataracts or LASIK scars. Today, everyone has problems seeing the road through the oncoming headlights. People are getting anti-glare and blueblocking coatings not bc they are sitting on a computer 8+ hours a day but bc the blue tinted halogens are making them feel unsafe to drive. We are selling insane amounts of yellow tinted nighttime driving glasses even though they're really only for people with cataracts bc ppl are desperate for anything that may help them deal with the headlights. I've had multiple patients tell me they just don't drive at night anymore.

This is an actual safety issue and it needs to be addressed

[hil-arrr-y]

Two job-hunting resources that changed my life:

This cover letter post on askamanger.com. A job interview guide written by Alison Green, who runs askamanager.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Shout-out to @ms-demeanor for putting these on my dash again, I’d like to add this exceptional interview question “answer guide” that explains traps and “the best” way to answer over 64 common questions. I don’t know who to attribute it to, but here it is: PDF from tri valley one-stop career center.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Hey some of these answer templates helped J get an offer letter from her dream job; strongly recommend you read them if you’re job hunting

[triplemoonascension]

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]