simply the Breadest

current goal : get into medical school! (but like ver 2.0 because i fucking flop it this year too.)

[saltiestbread]

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Hi there! welcome to my art blog :)

●English is not my first language, so please excuse me for any grammarly incorrect sentences that came out, and feel free to correct me! i don't mind and very thankful if you do so :D

● I mostly post platonic arts but you can view them as romantic too, just have fun and don't be mean to each other any relationship has at least one big fan! so be a bigger person that I know you can be and be respectful of other ppl taste plz!

Oh and here is my <Idol Blue ref sheet> if anyone looking for them!

(FANDOM FOCUS)

●Undertale aus

(my ride or die baby and 90% of arts i post)

●Over the garden wall

(mainly of a ship Beastnoch,beloved cartoon,looking like a tale by a passing fea)

●The book of bill

(i have a reasonable amount of interest in Bill mother and father *shaking* who i do not know a single rat things about,meaning they could walk up ask me for one of my spleen and get it)

●Elden ring

(Hold captive by rabie and pathetic charm of Godrick the Grafted,yeah that one)

(ABOUT ME)

●you can call me : Salti,Bread or B

●pronouns : Any (it's okay if you stick with just one while talking to me,just pick any!)

●age : barely exist.

•sexuality : Aro and Ace

●gender : Wheat

(TAG)

for vent : #rumble crumble

for art : #SaltiesB arts

for ask : #ask

[saltiestbread]

Why am i torture myself with perspective i am not familiar with? Which brain worm convincing me to do this? Why how wtf.

[m00ntunaart]

Half the reason I ship Bobadin is because nothing is funnier than Boba “#1 Mando Hater” Fett being endeared against his will to the most Mandalorian Mando to ever Mandalorian.

Din has a 0 in social skills but somehow a 100 in charisma. Bro cannot make small talk to save his life but still somehow maxes out in friendship with everyone he meets (and maybe a lil more than friendship with Boba 😏)

[m00ntunaart]

Fennec and her baby girls

[otto-tigtea]

Old one thing

[julijbee]

and he abode in the halls of the king with smiling face / and here may you yet die the same death as i

[lypsys]

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[saltiestbread]

I am a failure this year as well but S+ for keep going i guess

50% to 60% is an improvement, i need 65% at least for med. I sure i could do 70% next year. Yippy.

[saltiestbread]

Pre-migraine me is a asshole. They are kind of confused, brain to mouth zero fliter kind of person. Which mean they are unintentionally rude to everyone because their brain chemical is slowly fucked and they didn't know.

The migraine that come after is probably punishment for my sin.

[werewolfoffeverswamp]

sometimes i feel i have to restrain myself bc i think reblogging someones art with tags along the lines of I LIKED IT SO MUCH I KILLED MYSELF is not always gonna fly. but im always thinking about it

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Yeah sure I'll sexualize that fictional man, it's 5 o'clock somewhere

[saltiestbread]

I finally falling for the temptation and start listening to a podcast. Feel like a fishwife listening to tale as i doing chore.

It's about a Horror and their support emotions human sharing a body and unsuccessfully investigating why and how and what.

I am only three hours and a half in, and i am already in love.

[1000fingers]

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

[justsomeguycore]

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

[saltiestbread]

Somehow, the way space is like, 360° in the way that it expanded in every direction different than the way earth is kind of 180° because you had floor. Like i know there probably things infornt of me, behind me or to the side. Sometime under me if i in the water.

I just, i had a hard time warp my head around it. I think i used to the feeling of something under my feet and the concept of there being nothing is making my brain go ???

[reg1ment]

i don’t even know how to render or color “properly” i take my brush and attempt some bullshiiiiit. and it works sometimes